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Old 11-08-2007, 06:52 AM
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"the phone went green green" = ring ring
"i pink up the phone" = i picked up the phone
"and say yellow yellow" = hello.

it wasn't very haha though shsh


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AHHAHAH
i told that joke to my brother and he's liek "who told you that?"
and im like "shh shh on islamica "
and hes liek "SHH? SHH?!"
im like "es aych es aych"

wth heck...its NOT sh sh.....its es aych es aych....i even told one of the fob squad members...i expected her to spread the info! deel...i am disappointed *shakes head*
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:29 AM
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Chacha Ne Chachi Ko Chandni ke Chauke Pe Chandni Ke Chammach Se Chuntney Chatai.

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Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi, Raja Ji Ke Bhaag Me Abaya Odhe Khadhi Thi. Main Kaun Hoon?
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:47 AM
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AHHAHAH
i told that joke to my brother and he's liek "who told you that?"
and im like "shh shh on islamica "
and hes liek "SHH? SHH?!"
im like "es aych es aych"

not aych. hech.
es hech es hech.

say it like a proud fob, woman!



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wth heck...its NOT sh sh.....its es aych es aych....i even told one of the fob squad members...i expected her to spread the info! deel...i am disappointed *shakes head*
now why would i go and do a pagal thing like that?
i have fun calling you shh-shh

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The word rupee cracks me up..I wonder why.
the word sala makes me laugh!
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Chacha Ne Chachi Ko Chandni ke Chauke Pe Chandni Ke Chammach Se Chuntney Chatai.

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Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi, Raja Ji Ke Bhaag Me Abaya Odhe Khadhi Thi. Main Kaun Hoon?
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the word sala makes me laugh!
yo homie what's crackin'!!
it's been a long time
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Chacha Ne Chachi Ko Chandni ke Chauke Pe Chandni Ke Chammach Se Chuntney Chatai.
omg one of my friends says something like that. it's so funny when u say it fast
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Wait wait, i got one

What do you call a man with one hair?

Ikbaal! (Eik baal)

So lame, that its lame lol.

Good thread
this joke is really good I cant stop giggling. I'm sitting in the library and people are staring at me (I wonder why)
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