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our neighbor "maulana uncle" told us this joke:
there was a sardar on the beach relaxing. He didnt know english. A gora came upto him and asked him, "Relaxing?"
"nahi, main mangal singh," the sardar replied...the gora leaves and another gora comes and asks him, "relaxing?"
the sardar replies..."nahi, bhai, main mangal singh hoon". the gora leaves..and yet another gora comes and asks him the same question, "relaxing?"
at the this the sardar angrily replies, "NAHI MANGAL SINGH! MANGAL!!"
the gora leaves, but mangal singh is reeealllly pissed off...so he gets up from the spot he was lying at and starts walking around to relax somewhere else...suddenly he spots another sardar lying on the beach...he goes upto him and asks him, "relax singh?"
the other sardar smiles and replies, "yeah, beautiful weather, isnt it?"
at this mangal singh kicked the second sardar real hard and said, "tu ithay para hai, banday tujay uthay dhoondh rahay hain!"
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LOL
great joke
tuj ko to award milni chayeh lol
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LOL
great joke
tuj ko to award milni chayeh lol |
for now reps will be good 
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Beta: Abu aap lambay hotay jaa rahai hain...
Abu: acha? tumhay kaisa pata chala
Beta: Aap ka sur aap kay baaloon main say nikalta jaa raha hai...
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Teacher: main khoobsurat hoon, kaun sa tense (i dont know what that is in urdu) hai
Student: um...mazi
Teahcer: woh kaisay?
Student: kyoon kay ab aap khoobsurat nahi hain.
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teacher: janwaroon kay baal lambe kyoon hota hain?
student: is liye kay jungle main hijaamat ka intezaam nahi hai
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what does the potato say when he answers the phone
"aloo?"
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you all are pindus!!!
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Re: urdu jokes....
well known joke:
the fob telling a story using pink green and yellow: the phone went green green, i pink up the phone and say yellow yellow.
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you all are pindus!!!
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the fob telling a story using pink green and yellow: the phone went green green, i pink up the phone and say yellow yellow.
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dont cry, pindus are hot 
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dont cry, pindus are hot |
so wait...are you one?
i soo deserve a rep for this <.<
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i dont get it :S
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i dont get it :S
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"the phone went green green" = ring ring
"i pink up the phone" = i picked up the phone
"and say yellow yellow" = hello.
it wasn't very haha though shsh 
 
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"the phone went green green" = ring ring
"i pink up the phone" = i picked up the phone
"and say yellow yellow" = hello.
it wasn't very haha though shsh
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hahaha
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our neighbor "maulana uncle" told us this joke:
there was a sardar on the beach relaxing. He didnt know english. A gora came upto him and asked him, "Relaxing?"
"nahi, main mangal singh," the sardar replied...the gora leaves and another gora comes and asks him, "relaxing?"
the sardar replies..."nahi, bhai, main mangal singh hoon". the gora leaves..and yet another gora comes and asks him the same question, "relaxing?"
at the this the sardar angrily replies, "NAHI MANGAL SINGH! MANGAL!!"
the gora leaves, but mangal singh is reeealllly pissed off...so he gets up from the spot he was lying at and starts walking around to relax somewhere else...suddenly he spots another sardar lying on the beach...he goes upto him and asks him, "relax singh?"
the other sardar smiles and replies, "yeah, beautiful weather, isnt it?"
at this mangal singh kicked the second sardar real hard and said, "tu ithay para hai, banday tujay uthay dhoondh rahay hain!"
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AHHAHAH
i told that joke to my brother and he's liek "who told you that?"
and im like "shh shh on islamica "
and hes liek "SHH? SHH?!  "
im like "es aych es aych"
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You mean paindoo...
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