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if people can read urdu and want to read urdu jokes.. here ya go...
if you cant read urdu...i can translate, or transliterate =D |
08-05-2007, 12:56 AM
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OOOOH...i have a joke!!
my punjabi friend told me this...
ok...so you can write punjabi by just using american alphabets
for example: T P O G
tea piyo gee...
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sounds like c3po
how do you speak punjabi?
play the banjo..
patang, patung, patang. |
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if people can read urdu and want to read urdu jokes.. here ya go...
if you cant read urdu...i can translate, or transliterate =D |
the first one says..
ek baap ko ise ke bache ki bare mein school ("eskool") teacher ka katmala - baap na ghay mein baata ko hale - aur garage kar kahe. "tumhai maloom hai tumarhai teacher na is kat mein kya likha hai?". "ji nahin...!" beta na nifi mein sar hal te honay kya hai tumarhai teacher na likha hai
thats it for me, i have a headache now. how was that for reading urdu? |
08-05-2007, 10:09 AM
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the first one says..
ek baap ko ise ke bache ki bare mein school ("eskool") teacher ka katmala - baap na ghay mein baata ko hale - aur garage kar kahe. "tumhai maloom hai tumarhai teacher na is kat mein kya likha hai?". "ji nahin...!" beta na nifi mein sar hal te honay kya hai tumarhai teacher na likha hai
thats it for me, i have a headache now. how was that for reading urdu?
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LOL...pretty good...but you made some mistakes...
this is how it goes
aik baap ko uss kay bachay kay baray main iskool teacher ka khat mila. Baap nay ghusay main baitay ko bulaya aur gurjh kar kaha, "tumhay maloom hai tumhari teacher na is khat main kya likha hai?" "ji nahin!" betay nay nafi main sar hila tay hua kaha.
"tumhari teacher nay likha hai kay shayad woh zindagi bhar tumhai kuch sikha na sakay."
"main nay to pehlay hi kaha thah kay yeh teacher kissi kabil nahi hai" bachay nain moon bana kar kaha.
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08-06-2007, 12:45 PM
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I am sorry peoples in order to understand this joke you should know some urdu!
A friend of mine is notorious for speaking wrong english in way on one can prove him wrong. I once teased him to translate this urdu sentence.
" Saddar Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hein" (There is an incident of continued firing in the Saddar Bazaar).
He replied " The tablets are walking in the President Bazaar"
I get a bit angry and asked him to translate_
"Larki neechey khari hai" (The girl is downstairs etc)
He said "miss under standing" voiced as misunderstanding.
I was annoyed and asked him a sentence which I thought he would be unable to translate like that "Kaam hogiya and hota hi chala giya" (The work was done and was being repeated)
He delivered a checkmate " The work was done and don dona don don dona don don dona don don"
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I am sorry peoples in order to understand this joke you should know some urdu!
A friend of mine is notorious for speaking wrong english in way on one can prove him wrong. I once teased him to translate this urdu sentence.
" Saddar Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hein" (There is an incident of continued firing in the Saddar Bazaar).
He replied " The tablets are walking in the President Bazaar"
I get a bit angry and asked him to translate_
"Larki neechey khari hai" (The girl is downstairs etc)
He said "miss under standing" voiced as misunderstanding.
I was annoyed and asked him a sentence which I thought he would be unable to translate like that "Kaam hogiya and hota hi chala giya" (The work was done and was being repeated)
He delivered a checkmate " The work was done and don dona don don dona don don dona don don"
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hahah...that is funny...i gotta meet this friend of yours  |
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for some reason, the word "begairat" cracks me up....
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The word rupee cracks me up..I wonder why.
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LOL...pretty good...but you made some mistakes...
this is how it goes
aik baap ko uss kay bachay kay baray main iskool teacher ka khat mila. Baap nay ghusay main baitay ko bulaya aur gurjh kar kaha, "tumhay maloom hai tumhari teacher na is khat main kya likha hai?" "ji nahin!" betay nay nafi main sar hila tay hua kaha.
"tumhari teacher nay likha hai kay shayad woh zindagi bhar tumhai kuch sikha na sakay."
"main nay to pehlay hi kaha thah kay yeh teacher kissi kabil nahi hai" bachay nain moon bana kar kaha.
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ok i can read it, but i cant understand it. |
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ok i can read it, but i cant understand it.
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a father got a letter from his kids teacher. the father got mad, called his son, and asked, "do you know whats written in this letter?"
"no!" the son answered in the negative.
"your teacher has written that he probably will never be able to teach you anything all his/her life"
"i already said that this teacher cant to anything" the kid said while making a face. |
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a father got a letter from his kids teacher. the father got mad, called his son, and asked, "do you know whats written in this letter?"
"no!" the son answered in the negative.
"your teacher has written that he probably will never be able to teach you anything all his/her life"
"i already said that this teacher cant to anything" the kid said while making a face.
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cheesy fob joke hahaha |
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our neighbor "maulana uncle" told us this joke:
there was a sardar on the beach relaxing. He didnt know english. A gora came upto him and asked him, "Relaxing?"
"nahi, main mangal singh," the sardar replied...the gora leaves and another gora comes and asks him, "relaxing?"
the sardar replies..."nahi, bhai, main mangal singh hoon". the gora leaves..and yet another gora comes and asks him the same question, "relaxing?"
at the this the sardar angrily replies, "NAHI MANGAL SINGH! MANGAL!!"
the gora leaves, but mangal singh is reeealllly pissed off...so he gets up from the spot he was lying at and starts walking around to relax somewhere else...suddenly he spots another sardar lying on the beach...he goes upto him and asks him, "relax singh?"
the other sardar smiles and replies, "yeah, beautiful weather, isnt it?"
at this mangal singh kicked the second sardar real hard and said, "tu ithay para hai, banday tujay uthay dhoondh rahay hain!"
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our neighbor "maulana uncle" told us this joke:
there was a sardar on the beach relaxing. He didnt know english. A gora came upto him and asked him, "Relaxing?"
"nahi, main mangal singh," the sardar replied...the gora leaves and another gora comes and asks him, "relaxing?"
the sardar replies..."nahi, bhai, main mangal singh hoon". the gora leaves..and yet another gora comes and asks him the same question, "relaxing?"
at the this the sardar angrily replies, "NAHI MANGAL SINGH! MANGAL!!"
the gora leaves, but mangal singh is reeealllly pissed off...so he gets up from the spot he was lying at and starts walking around to relax somewhere else...suddenly he spots another sardar lying on the beach...he goes upto him and asks him, "relax singh?"
the other sardar smiles and replies, "yeah, beautiful weather, isnt it?"
at this mangal singh kicked the second sardar real hard and said, "tu ithay para hai, banday tujay uthay dhoondh rahay hain!"
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LOL
Class A joke. |
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you mean A- one joke? 
i have another...its more of a funny shair...the same maulana uncle told it to us...
jahan pay kheer
wahan pay mulaoon ki bheer
jahan pay halwa
wahan pay maulwiyoon (sp?  ) ka jalwa
jahan pay daal
wahan pay mulaoon ki hartaal
dude..he is the bbeeesstttt uncle ji ever! |
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two nights ago, my sister and i were really hyper...and we came up with some jokes...
this one you probably have heard some version of:
how many friends did the banana have?
none, he was a akaila ( a kaila)
the other one:
why did the desi kid want a four?
cuz he liked achaar (a chaar)
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