[Khairan]

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[Bruinrab]

LOL at rads and rad onc. Where's gen surg?

[PhDGirl]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

LOL at rads and rad onc. Where's gen surg?

You've probably seen these before, but they told these at my husband's graduation dinner with pictures of the residents.

An internist and a surgeon come to an elevator. The door is closing, so the internist inserts his hand.

"Why'd you do that?" asks the surgeon.

"Well," the internist answers, "you use the least important part of your body to stop an elevator door."

They go into another wing, and approach another elevator. It's closing. So the surgeon sticks his head in.



A general practitioner, an internist, and a surgeon go duck hunting. A duck flies overhead, and the GP says, "Gee, kinda looks like a duck," and shoots it.

Another duck flies overhead, and the internist sights it. "Duck, rule out pheasant, rule out goose," he says, and shoots it.

A third bird flies overheard. The surgeon raises his gun. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Then he looks at the others. "What was that?" he asks.

[Bruinrab]

LOL, yeah, those are pretty funny. I've also heard a variation of the second one where there's a psychiatrist and a pathologist (no GP). The psychiatrist doesn't shoot the duck because he starts saying "well, it looks like a duck, but does it feel like a duck?" And after shooting, the surgeon asks the pathologist what he shot.

Another one:

How do you hide money from an Internist? Put it under a dressing.
How do you hide money from a Surgeon? Put it in the chart.
How do you hide money from an Orthopedic Surgeon? Put it in a book without pictures.
How do you hide money from a Plastic Surgeon? You can’t.

[Khairan]

How do you hide money from a radiologist?



You tape it to the patient.




What do you call two orthopods reading an EKG?



A double-blind, randomized study.

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by Khairan

How do you hide money from a radiologist?

You tape it to the patient.



What do you call two orthopods reading an EKG?

A double-blind, randomized study.

LOL It's so much fun making fun or orthopods. Are we evil?

[Bruinrab]

The Anesthetists' Hymn

The Drugs Song

Like A Surgeon

Study Back

The Office, med school version

[Bruinrab]

What the difference between pilots and surgeons?

Pilots think they're God...Surgeons know they are

[Khairan]

The Twelve Types of Med Students

[MossadConspiracy]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

What the difference between pilots and surgeons?

Pilots think they're God...Surgeons know they are

Whats the difference between God and a Doctor?

God doesnt think he's a doctor

[Deel]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

The Office, med school version

tenchar

[Bruinrab]

Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do?

The allergists voted to scratch it.
The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"
The pediatricians said, "grow up."
The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."
The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The radiologists could see right through it.
The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

[Hanbali]

hahahahahah

these are hilarious. keep em coming.

[Hanbali]

Originally Posted by PhDGirl

You've probably seen these before, but they told these at my husband's graduation dinner with pictures of the residents.

An internist and a surgeon come to an elevator. The door is closing, so the internist inserts his hand.

"Why'd you do that?" asks the surgeon.

"Well," the internist answers, "you use the least important part of your body to stop an elevator door."

They go into another wing, and approach another elevator. It's closing. So the surgeon sticks his head in.



A general practitioner, an internist, and a surgeon go duck hunting. A duck flies overhead, and the GP says, "Gee, kinda looks like a duck," and shoots it.

Another duck flies overhead, and the internist sights it. "Duck, rule out pheasant, rule out goose," he says, and shoots it.

A third bird flies overheard. The surgeon raises his gun. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Then he looks at the others. "What was that?" he asks.

Bwhahwhahahahahhahahahahha

[sally]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do?

The allergists voted to scratch it.
The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"
The pediatricians said, "grow up."
The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."
The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The radiologists could see right through it.
The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

LOLLLLLLLL i heart that

awesome.