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Old 09-22-2007, 02:08 PM
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Patients in a lunatic asylum were talking. Ahmed told John that he was a prophet of God. Then John did not believe this. He told Hasan, "hey Hasan, Ahmed says he is a prophet. That can't be true, can it?" Hasan answered: "Ahmed is a liar. I have not sent any such prophet as him."
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Old 09-23-2007, 01:40 AM
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ok?

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Old 10-18-2008, 11:15 AM
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:27 AM
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its funny because he's gay.
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:49 AM
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Don't kill the joke monsieur.
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:53 AM
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not funny

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Old 10-18-2008, 12:27 PM
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Your sense of humour is not great enough.
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:51 PM
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Your sense of humour is not great enough.
Dude, its not funny. The joke was dead on arrival.
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Does this even qualify as a joke? Can we have it removed to an appropriate subforum rather than the humour section?
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:22 PM
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who is Hasan, thats the main question we should ask.

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who is Hasan, that the main question we should ask.
your mom. squared.
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your mom. squared.
its probably your dad
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uh. that joke isnt funny. really really stupid. who ever wrote it and who ever is promoting it are both stupid.
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Old 10-18-2008, 03:55 PM
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uh. that joke isnt funny. really really stupid. who ever wrote it and who ever is promoting it are both stupid.
its the greatest joke ever written, you guys are not understanding it.

again you have to figure this out : who is hasan??
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