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Patients in a lunatic asylum were talking. Ahmed told John that he was a prophet of God. Then John did not believe this. He told Hasan, "hey Hasan, Ahmed says he is a prophet. That can't be true, can it?" Hasan answered: "Ahmed is a liar. I have not sent any such prophet as him."
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ok?
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***Bump***
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its funny because he's gay.
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Don't kill the joke monsieur.
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not funny
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Your sense of humour is not great enough.
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Dude, its not funny. The joke was dead on arrival.
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Does this even qualify as a joke? Can we have it removed to an appropriate subforum rather than the humour section?
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who is Hasan, thats the main question we should ask.
Last edited by Rambo; 10-18-2008 at 03:08 PM. |
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Insulting someone's parents isn't funny either.
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uh. that joke isnt funny. really really stupid. who ever wrote it and who ever is promoting it are both stupid.
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Quote:
again you have to figure this out : who is hasan?? |
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