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when i was a kid...
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i remembered the funniest thing in the world that happened to me today soooooooo i have to share it with the entire world
SO like, i was 7 or 8. at my cousins house. we're playing DAVE. this old school computer game. does anyone remember it btw? if you do, find me somewhere i can play it online thnx.
anyway we stopped playing for a little bit. my cousin leaves the room, and a few minutes later, while im staring at the screen, the (customized) screen saver comes on. there's black background, blood red text scrolling horizontally. i began to read
it said something like this:
ATTENTION: THIS COMPUTER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. PLEASE TAKE PROPER PRECAUTIONS AND SAFETY MEASURES. LOOK FOR THE NEAREST EXIT. 59...58...57..56
as soon as i read that, my eyes welled up..felt the biggest lump in my throat. big fat tears started to make their way down my cheeks and i started to panic like crazy. wow, the anxiety. i left the room, walked across the hallway to the other room where i found my cousins and was like, APA, APA (big sister) the....computer...is going to burst...and i was stuttering and wailing.
THE ADULTS HAD THE BIGGEST LAUGH OF THEIR LIFE.
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Re: when i was a kid...
Oh, so you were always like this.
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05-03-2008, 07:08 PM
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Re: when i was a kid...
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Oh, so you were always like this.
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can you stop stalking my posts and responding to them like an anklebiting teenybopper?
thanks
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lYkEEeee wHAtTevVerrRrRrrr!!!!!!111
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Re: when i was a kid...
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STORY TIME
i remembered the funniest thing in the world that happened to me today soooooooo i have to share it with the entire world
SO like, i was 7 or 8. at my cousins house. we're playing DAVE. this old school computer game. does anyone remember it btw? if you do, find me somewhere i can play it online thnx.
anyway we stopped playing for a little bit. my cousin leaves the room, and a few minutes later, while im staring at the screen, the (customized) screen saver comes on. there's black background, blood red text scrolling horizontally. i began to read
it said something like this:
ATTENTION: THIS COMPUTER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. PLEASE TAKE PROPER PRECAUTIONS AND SAFETY MEASURES. LOOK FOR THE NEAREST EXIT. 59...58...57..56
as soon as i read that, my eyes welled up..felt the biggest lump in my throat. big fat tears started to make their way down my cheeks and i started to panic like crazy. wow, the anxiety. i left the room, walked across the hallway to the other room where i found my cousins and was like, APA, APA (big sister) the....computer...is going to burst...and i was stuttering and wailing.
THE ADULTS HAD THE BIGGEST LAUGH OF THEIR LIFE.
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hahahahhahahahahahahaha
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05-03-2008, 07:33 PM
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STORY TIME
i remembered the funniest thing in the world that happened to me today soooooooo i have to share it with the entire world
SO like, i was 7 or 8. at my cousins house. we're playing DAVE. this old school computer game. does anyone remember it btw? if you do, find me somewhere i can play it online thnx.
anyway we stopped playing for a little bit. my cousin leaves the room, and a few minutes later, while im staring at the screen, the (customized) screen saver comes on. there's black background, blood red text scrolling horizontally. i began to read
it said something like this:
ATTENTION: THIS COMPUTER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. PLEASE TAKE PROPER PRECAUTIONS AND SAFETY MEASURES. LOOK FOR THE NEAREST EXIT. 59...58...57..56
as soon as i read that, my eyes welled up..felt the biggest lump in my throat. big fat tears started to make their way down my cheeks and i started to panic like crazy. wow, the anxiety. i left the room, walked across the hallway to the other room where i found my cousins and was like, APA, APA (big sister) the....computer...is going to burst...and i was stuttering and wailing.
THE ADULTS HAD THE BIGGEST LAUGH OF THEIR LIFE.
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I think I remember that game. did it have this little guy and you ran up and down ladders and you ate bananas and oranges or something like that?
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I have a better story. When I was a kid my siblings and I were violent growing up so one day my brother was standing on the sofa trying to balance himself and I thought it would be funny if I pushed him. He fell on the corner of the table and gushed his head open. Fast forward a few years and we were at my grandma's house and she was outside gardening and my brother and I were watching TV. He grabbed a butcher knife from the kitchen and stabbed me in the knee/thigh area. I still have a scar, what a jerk 
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Re: when i was a kid...
sosohalalish: I think I remember that game. did it have this little guy and you ran up and down ladders and you ate bananas and oranges or something like that?
I use to play that game all the time. It was my jam.  I have been looking for it online but I can't remember the name of the kid. I thought it was something like Billy's World or something? The title definitely had World in it, eh?
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I have a better story. When I was a kid my siblings and I were violent growing up so one day my brother was standing on the sofa trying to balance himself and I thought it would be funny if I pushed him. He fell on the corner of the table and gushed his head open. Fast forward a few years and we were at my grandma's house and she was outside gardening and my brother and I were watching TV. He grabbed a butcher knife from the kitchen and stabbed me in the knee/thigh area. I still have a scar, what a jerk |
and i thought my family was violent
when my brother was small he'd chase and "tackle" me. i moved and he ran head first into the edge of a chair. Late night ER visit 
i was waiting in line to use the bathroom and my brother pushed me into the corner of a concrete wall. my first scar
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I have a better story. When I was a kid my siblings and I were violent growing up so one day my brother was standing on the sofa trying to balance himself and I thought it would be funny if I pushed him. He fell on the corner of the table and gushed his head open. Fast forward a few years and we were at my grandma's house and she was outside gardening and my brother and I were watching TV. He grabbed a butcher knife from the kitchen and stabbed me in the knee/thigh area. I still have a scar, what a jerk |
yea seriously, most violent on the upbringing FTW! 
i thought me and my brother fought roughly, but we had nothing on you guys!!!
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I remember when I was a kid my older bro and sis pretended like they couldn't see or hear me.. it went on for a couple of hours so I started to think it was true. I was crying and they STILL acted like I didn't exist.
they got in trouble when my parents came home though so I had the last laugh 
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Awww.
I got so scared that I went crying to my mom when my cousin threatened to throw me out of a second floor window. I was four years old, taller, and heavier than my 3 year old cousin. 
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Kursi punishment > murgha punishment
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I have a better story. When I was a kid my siblings and I were violent growing up so one day my brother was standing on the sofa trying to balance himself and I thought it would be funny if I pushed him. He fell on the corner of the table and gushed his head open. Fast forward a few years and we were at my grandma's house and she was outside gardening and my brother and I were watching TV. He grabbed a butcher knife from the kitchen and stabbed me in the knee/thigh area. I still have a scar, what a jerk |
oh my God?!
I've threatened to stab my brother a few times but was always relieved when he legged it to the bathroom 
I did accidently push him into a cement-car-stopper-thing during a tackle when we were playing football and he cracked his head and had to go to the hospital 
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I have a better story. When I was a kid my siblings and I were violent growing up so one day my brother was standing on the sofa trying to balance himself and I thought it would be funny if I pushed him. He fell on the corner of the table and gushed his head open. Fast forward a few years and we were at my grandma's house and she was outside gardening and my brother and I were watching TV. He grabbed a butcher knife from the kitchen and stabbed me in the knee/thigh area. I still have a scar, what a jerk |
omg thats just evil!!
lol the kursi i never got that... i always looked tooooo innocent at maddressah and got away with EVERYTHING! lol |
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