[Bruinrab]

Chotoo and Jammy - Must spread rep

Got5 - Ever read White Teeth? The end of that book would probably make your brain spontaneously combust. Talk about impossible paternity tests.

[Revert]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

why should any man be forced to unwillingly raise a kid that isnt their's to begin with?

even when you raise a child that isnt yours, or even adopt a child, Islam does not recognize you the father as part of thier blood line, nor does it recognize you as the parent of that child, you are simply recognized as a mere gaurdian of the child and nothing more.

Bro before making judgements on Islmaic issue you should refer to a scholar. Certain situations do result in different rulings.

Also the 4% stat you lsited for men in the uk? Thats not a lot of people BTW.

[Timbit]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

that's one way to look at it, but i have another view.

if you didnt do anything, then you have nothing to worry about then. if anything, a paternity test should only vindicate a wife's dedication to her husband.

You'd accuse your own wife of adultery?
Let's read Surah An-Nur again, InshaAllah.

Bruinrab: It made my brain spontaneously combust.

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

that's one way to look at it, but i have another view.

if you didnt do anything, then you have nothing to worry about then. if anything, a paternity test should only vindicate a wife's dedication to her husband.

What if your wife required you to take an IQ test before consumating your marriage? I suppose you won't have anything to worry about.

[shadha]

raatkirani: Is it just me or isn't it terribly tragic that a little girl out there looks like a mini version of Got 5?

LOL.

GOT5, if you continue dancing with yourself, you'll never have to worry about taking a paternity test.


shadha-

[GOTFIVEONIT]

aside from the jokes in here, and i do have a sense of humor

nooni says what happens if the kid doesnt turn out to be yours. well just simply divorce your wife.

divorce maybe an easy quicky option for women in the west, and in america, but thanks to forty years of feminazi garbage shoved our throats, this sexist, anti-male biased courts will make your life a living hell.

the minute any man signs that birth certificate, the courts will bind that man to that child - even if it isnt his. all because he signed a certificate stating he was the father.

you see in american courts, and im sure uk courts are not all that different, they dont care who the biological father is, all they care about is who signed that frickin birth certificate. so even if you do decide to divorce - the man still has to pay child support for a child that isnt his, all because his signature was on the birth certificate!

you can thank your feminazi sista's for that crap there.

all the more reason why no man should sign a birth certificate - until he has a paternity test done.

and unlike what moti here, was alluding too, plenty of married couples come on maury, the wife admits she cheated and that the kid may not be her husbands. the man starts breaking down crying, and when the results come that he is not the biological father, she runs off stage and like a sap he vows to take care of a child - that isnt even his to begin with.

my favorite was the white husband, who strongly believed, that his half black child, was his. people in the audience were laughing their heads off, as was i. and of course, the results showed he was not the biological father.

and as for my family resembelence, it runs very strong among my relatives, and many of my relatives look alike, not solely my cousin's daughter.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

and as for the girl who said i was bold...

there's an ancient roman saying...

FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD!

[Bruinrab]

OMG!

Paternity suit runs into double trouble | World news | The Observer

Paternity suit runs into double trouble

It is a paternity suit that not even DNA testing can solve. A five-year-old boy may never know his father's identity because his mother claims she had sex with identical twins at the time he was conceived. Lawyers admit that the most advanced genetic testing techniques are unlikely to prove which of the twin brothers - in their late twenties - fathered the child. The unprecedented case in Montreal, Canada, is a real-life rerun of a plot twist in Zadie Smith's 2000 novel White Teeth, in which the character Irie Jones has sex with the Iqbal twins on the same day and becomes pregnant.

You don't have a long lost twin, do you got5?

[zakk]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

and as for the girl who said i was bold...

there's an ancient roman saying...

FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD!

No, it's "fortune favors the GOLD!"


mmhmm. now go and get a job that PaYzZzzZzz.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

OMG!

Paternity suit runs into double trouble | World news | The Observer



You don't have a long lost twin, do you got5?

i dunno do you?

and i would addressed as patron (thats pronounced petwron) from now on.

you know how to get around this type of testing? i have seen it on the maury show. he gave the twins lie detector tests. so that's one way.

and since someone here claimed you need the mother's permission to do a paternity test. all i would have to do is snip a single strand of hair from the baby's head, send it to a lab and have the dna testing done there without anyone's knowledge. if those results show an exact match on the y chromosome, then and only then ill sign the birth certificate. not before then.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by zakk

No, it's "fortune favors the GOLD!"


mmhmm. now go and get a job that PaYzZzzZzz.

is that what you tell your doctor hubby? for all your defense of fobs, i bet you wouldnt have considered him if he wasnt a doctor to begin with.

[zakk]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

is that what you tell your doctor hubby?

my hubby is better than gold. doctor or not.

mashAllah.

[ChotooMotoo]

Sounds like GOT5.....

Why a DNA Test May Not be So Smart
Thu Feb 14, 2:00 AM ET

Why a DNA Test May Not be So Smart - Yahoo! News

DEAR MARGO: My wife and I have been married for 28 years. We have three happy children, and that is the problem. My wife never had much of a sex drive; two to three times a year was more than enough for her. The only time she was interested was when she wanted kids, and then she was really interested. For our first and third, she had to take fertility drugs. After our first son, now 22, was born, she came home from a trip and was all over me -- the only time that has ever happened. You guessed it: Shortly thereafter she was pregnant, and our second son, now 20, was born nine months later. Six years later, our daughter, now 14, was born. Now, 20 years later, it is all beginning to add up. 1.) She had toxemia during her first and third pregnancies but not the mystery second. I did some research and they are beginning to think the father has a role in women developing toxemia.
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2.) While I love our second child, everyone comments that he looks nothing like me or our other son.

3.) Turns out, I had a pituitary tumor even back then (first signs were in college) and I may have been at least part of the problem with getting pregnant -- low testosterone.

4.) For the first and third, we had to work for six-plus months with fertility drugs; for the second, it was one and done.

5.) When I casually mentioned to my wife that this son doesn't resemble me, she said I was insulting her, rather than denying it.

I love all three kids, no matter what, but this is driving me crazy.

If my second son isn't mine, I want a divorce. While I may not have much self-confidence -- living with her for 28 years would do that to anyone -- I think I deserve some happiness. So what should I do? Try to perform a secret DNA test, or say to him, "Hey, kid, I think your mom was screwing around back in the day and you may not be my biological son"?

--- RUNNING ON EMPTY IN MASSACHUSETTS

DEAR RUN: While I understand the desire to determine whether one of your kids is another man's child, it wouldn't make a lot of sense to divorce for something that happened two decades ago. If you want to end the marriage for other reasons, that's another story. The self-confidence reference suggests your wife may be a ball-breaker. As for the son in question, in a very real sense you are his father, having raised him from birth. What is to be gained by telling him he is, in essence, an outsider? Consider carefully what you think you need to know. In other words, do not let a possible infidelity that brought you a son you love be the reason to undo your marriage.

--- MARGO, SLOWLY

[LEGALEAGLE]

*pictures the day when the stork brings a gold certificate headed ITS YOURS YOU STUD at the top with every baby*

[nooni]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

nooni says what happens if the kid doesnt turn out to be yours. well just simply divorce your wife.
.

and kindly answer my second part of the post...

Originally Posted by nooni

but just noe that when you do the test (and find out if the child is yours), your wife will divorce you anyway for not trusting and humialiting her...

so either way, its a lose lose situation.