[Purple_alien]

While I think it is rather paranoid to want a paternity test from your wife, I can see how some people would want it. For example. There could be a female who was either raised Muslim, but was fooling around before marriage, or converted and was kinda slutty before she became Muslim. Now, this isn't the case with all of them, some people really do change, but sadly, all of them do not. Also, if she is in a rush to marry a guy, chances are, she may already be pregnant with some other guy's kid.
I understand where Got5 is coming from, I just think it's paranoia.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

i love how these feminazis are jumping up and down like mad monkeys once again..

but fellaz let me remind you of something here. once you sign that birth certificate, you are responsible for that child for the next 18 years. what if year's later, you goto the doctor's office, and a blood sample is taken of the child, and then the doc comes to you and says 'sir, im sorry to inform you that by accident we found out that this child isnt yours'. what are you going to do? divorce your wifey? hey guess what YOUR STILL RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT CHILD in the eyes of the court, because you signed that birth certificate oh so many years ago, and you will still have to pay child support - FOR A KID THAT ISNT YOURS!

i strongly suggest getting a paternity test done BEFORE SIGNING ANY BIRTH CERTIFICATE stateing your name as the father of the child. Because in the eyes of the laws, the sexist anti-male biased courts could care less who the father is, all what matter's is who signed that birth certificate. remember in america, as a man, YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. you can thank 40 year's of feminazi rule for this.

and think this cant happen to you? guess again, it has already happened to plenty of men out there already.

and let me explain a lil something to you about paternity tests. if a woman recieves semen from one man and recieves semen from you, the husband, the more dominate semen fertilizes her eggs and impregentants her, which means it may not be yours to begin with.

not only that, i was driving by this spy shop once and it gave me an idea. you know they sell those little teddy bears and clocks with little tiny camera's on it and all. and you can view it through a website over the net, while say your at work. you know that's not a bad idea at all.

but i stand by what i said, i will refuse to sign any birth certificate without a paternity tests. sure you do it quitely and ask the doc to do this in private, but there's no way in hell, given the way these sexist laws are, that i would sign any birth certificate without a paternity test done first.

and that goes for EACH kid, your wifey give's birth too, not just the first born.

In fact, i read a british study once, that at least 4% of father's in Britain, are raising kid's who are not their offspring - and they dont even know it!

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by Timbit

Demanding a paternity test from your wife is basically accusing her of adultery.
And adultery is a bad, bad sin and accusing people of it unfoundedly is also a bad, bad sin.


So basically, this thread isn't funny.
Also Jammie, your jokes are borderline racist.

that's one way to look at it, but i have another view.

if you didnt do anything, then you have nothing to worry about then. if anything, a paternity test should only vindicate a wife's dedication to her husband.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by Purple_alien

While I think it is rather paranoid to want a paternity test from your wife, I can see how some people would want it. For example. There could be a female who was either raised Muslim, but was fooling around before marriage, or converted and was kinda slutty before she became Muslim. Now, this isn't the case with all of them, some people really do change, but sadly, all of them do not. Also, if she is in a rush to marry a guy, chances are, she may already be pregnant with some other guy's kid.
I understand where Got5 is coming from, I just think it's paranoia.

well to begin with i would like to be addressed as patron from now on (thats proncouned petrown)

but the truth is, that most girls, especially the psycho-driven desi girl (LOL) are attention freaks. they crave attention from guy's like anything.

you see them with their internet profiles, like myspace, and they have like a thousand guy's listed on thier as supposed 'guy freinds' (let's get real, no guy wants to just be freinds with a girl ok), and im supposed to believe that nothing is going on?

i find the people's naiveity here amazing, and im speaking in general here nothing personally against you directly. because in my lifetime, i have seen every type of act, everytype of lie pulled on me in every way shape and form, especially by desi chics.

and that does include hijabis too i might add. just because you see a girl wearing a hijab, doesnt mean sqaut. her daddy could have beaten her with his belt into wearing it LOL.

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

that's one way to look at it, but i have another view.

if you didnt do anything, then you have nothing to worry about then. if anything, a paternity test should only vindicate a wife's dedication to her husband.

bull ish. you're what... 33 now? 35? 40? i really wouldn't be surprised if you remained single and bitter all your life...

did your dad ask your mom for a paternity test when you were born? maybe he was paying for a son that really wasn't his... pity.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by vegetables

I like your thinking GotFive. I'd also say to install locks on all the doors and sleep in different rooms, you have no idea what she will do to you while your sleeping. Lock the fridge, she might put something in your food. Have separate bank accounts and do not give her access to anything she can take and run away with. And don't forget to tell her you love her at the end of the day

what's the use doing all that, she can still rob you blind in divorce court and all she has to say is say she is simply bored. dont you love our 'modernist' american feminist courts?

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

bull ish. you're what... 33 now? 35? 40? i really wouldn't be surprised if you remained single and bitter all your life...

did your dad ask your mom for a paternity test when you were born? maybe he was paying for a son that really wasn't his... pity.

hahaha, sorry but im the spitting image of my dad when he was my age. even people who know him who i have never met, come up to me and tell me they recognize who i am simply because of my genetic features. i even have cousin's who look very similar to me and my cousin's daughter looks exactly like i did when i was a baby.

i mean going on your lame ass argument i can say the same thing for most of you desi chics. that that feminist crap you believe in will only leave you ladies single, old and bitter and living with ten thousand cats. the only difference is, i have data to back this up. just look at any rishta website, such as shadi.com and then look at the website's statistics. you will find most of the women on there, are 29 and over.

so let me ask you a question now sumiyia.

let's say years later i take my kid to the doctor's office and a blood sample is taken. and my blood sample is already on file for medical purposes, such type a type b etc. and the doctor comes back to me and tells me that our blood samples dont match. and then i decide to get a dna testing done, because there's no way this could possibly be true ooh no, and then the dna tests come back and confirm the blood tests?

what am i going to do? divorce my wife then?

guess what happens if i do that? I STILL HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT TO A CHILD THAT ISNT MINE BECAUSE I SIGNED THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE STATING I WAS THE FATHER OF THE CHILD.

so ya, i would not sign any birth certificate until a paternity test was completed. only then would i sign it. and that would go for each and every kid my wife gave birth to.

[YOUSUFofSD]

got5 if your serious...your stupid.
If your not...very pointless and non-funny post. Most likely your doing it for the attention.

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

hahaha, sorry but im the spitting image of my dad when he was my age. even people who know him who i have never met, come up to me and tell me they recognize who i am simply because of my genetic features. i even have cousin's who look very similar to me and my cousin's daughter looks exactly like i did when i was a baby.

i mean going on your lame ass argument i can say the same thing for most of you desi chics. that that feminist crap you believe in will only leave you ladies single, old and bitter and living with ten thousand cats. the only difference is, i have data to back this up. just look at any rishta website, such as shadi.com and then look at the website's statistics. you will find most of the women on there, are 29 and over.

apni shakal dekhi hai tum ne?

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

apni shakal dekhi hai tum ne?

shakal? im in no mood to look that up online in the urdu dictionary.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by YOUSUFofSD

got5 if your serious...your stupid.
If your not...very pointless and non-funny post. Most likely your doing it for the attention.

im dead serious. dont sign any birth certificate until a dna test is performed. and a dna test can be taken from even a sample of single strand of hair. it might save your behind years later down the road. if you dont think those scenario's cant happen to you, guess again, it has already happend to plenty of men as it is.

like i said a study done in britain showed that 4% of fathers are raising kids that are not even theirs, without even knowing they are not the biological father of those kids.

[sumiyia]

you know that means that 96% of fathers have no such problem? assuming that raising a kid that isn't yours is a problem to begin with...

[vanillawafer]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

im dead serious. dont sign any birth certificate until a dna test is performed. and a dna test can be taken from even a sample of single strand of hair. it might save your behind years later down the road. if you dont think those scenario's cant happen to you, guess again, it has already happend to plenty of men as it is.

like i said a study done in britain showed that 4% of fathers are raising kids that are not even theirs, without even knowing they are not the biological father of those kids.

Among Muslims?

Generally speaking, if you don't trust your spouse, you shouldn't be having kids.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

and to the girl who called me bold.

i would like to qoute to you an ancient roman saying...


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD!

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

you know that means that 96% of fathers have no such problem? assuming that raising a kid that isn't yours is a problem to begin with...

why should any man be forced to unwillingly raise a kid that isnt their's to begin with?

even when you raise a child that isnt yours, or even adopt a child, Islam does not recognize you the father as part of thier blood line, nor does it recognize you as the parent of that child, you are simply recognized as a mere gaurdian of the child and nothing more.