[Timbit]

Originally Posted by shadha

Timbit: Okay, guys, this isn't funny. It's gross.
Accusing chaste women of adultery is not a laughing matter.

Who are you talking about?


shadha-

Demanding a paternity test from your wife is basically accusing her of adultery.
And adultery is a bad, bad sin and accusing people of it unfoundedly is also a bad, bad sin.


So basically, this thread isn't funny.
Also Jammie, your jokes are borderline racist.

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by Timbit

Demanding a paternity test from your wife is basically accusing her of adultery.
And adultery is a bad, bad sin and accusing people of it unfoundedly is also a bad, bad sin.


So basically, this thread isn't funny.
Also Jammie, your jokes are borderline racist.

Uh, okay, first please take a chill pill. And then a deep breath.

It's clear that you haven't watched Maury, which is a show which comes on daytime TV. It is wall-to-wall non-stop paternity tests.

My jokes are not borderline racist. Watch the show, and you'll see what's what. If you don't want to watch the show, that's cool, but please don't try and project the racism label on me, because

a) it is wholly inaccurate, and
b) if you carry on, I'mma have to get medieval on your ass, hell yeah

[Variable]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

Uh, okay, first please take a chill pill. And then a deep breath.

It's clear that you haven't watched Maury, which is a show which comes on daytime TV. It is wall-to-wall non-stop paternity tests.

My jokes are not borderline racist. Watch the show, and you'll see what's what. If you don't want to watch the show, that's cool, but please don't try and project the racism label on me, because

a) it is wholly inaccurate, and

So at very least, your crime is watching Maury, which is almost as bad

[Revert]

Originally Posted by shadha

A wife and a girlfriend are two totally different titles. Wanting a paternity test for a girlfriend is pretty valid, especially if you had previous relationship issues. Actually, if you had marital issues [cheating, separation etc.] then I would advise for a paternity test.

Example: I know this 25? something old girl who has two children. She told the guy she was dating since high school that both kids are his and he signed his name on the birth certificate stating such. The children are 5 and 3? All these years, through the break up and everything, he has paid hundreds of dollars a month towards child support for his children, even though he's not with their mother any more. That doesn't happen often, so props to him. Though, the mom is keeping a dirty little secret. He's not the father of the oldest child but she won't tell him that. That is the grimy.

If you've never had relationship problems, then there's no reason to not trust your wife.


shadha-

No its not. If you are sleeping with a Girlfriend and a Muslim, you know what you are doing is bad..if shes sleeping around then thats your own tough luck.

[shadha]

Revert: No its not. If you are sleeping with a Girlfriend and a Muslim, you know what you are doing is bad..if shes sleeping around then thats your own tough luck.

So if she's sleeping around, you should father the baby of another man because you're sleeping around yourself? How does that make any sense? One shouldn't even conceal adoption, so what makes you think one can conceal paternity?


shadha-

[Revert]

Originally Posted by shadha

Revert: No its not. If you are sleeping with a Girlfriend and a Muslim, you know what you are doing is bad..if shes sleeping around then thats your own tough luck.

So if she's sleeping around, you should father the baby of another man because you're sleeping around yourself? How does that make any sense? One shouldn't even conceal adoption, so what makes you think one can conceal paternity?


shadha-

How doesn't it make sense? If you sleep around prepare for the consequences, STDS, Pregnancies and Being Screwed with. I'm sorry but I can never defend anyone who sleeps around regardless of the consequences.

[shadha]

That's so gay.


shadha-

[Timbit]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

Uh, okay, first please take a chill pill. And then a deep breath.

It's clear that you haven't watched Maury, which is a show which comes on daytime TV. It is wall-to-wall non-stop paternity tests.

My jokes are not borderline racist. Watch the show, and you'll see what's what. If you don't want to watch the show, that's cool, but please don't try and project the racism label on me, because

a) it is wholly inaccurate, and
b) if you carry on, I'mma have to get medieval on your ass, hell yeah

I've seen it. Well, maybe not Maury exactly, but shows of that calibre.
You should stop watching daytime television.

[shadha]

Revert: How doesn't it make sense? If you sleep around prepare for the consequences, STDS, Pregnancies and Being Screwed with. I'm sorry but I can never defend anyone who sleeps around regardless of the consequences.

Trust me, I'm not one who has sympathy to those who cause self-inflicted drama/problems onto themselves. However, a child has the right to know who his/her parents are. If the girl is sleeping around, then no matter what the guy has sinfully done or not, a paternity test is valid. For the couple and for the innocent baby.


shadha-

[MossadConspiracy]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

when that day arrives that you should ever have kids fellaz, make sure you get a paternity test done BEFORE you sign the birth certificate. it's what i plan on doing. even if though its your own wife, you wanna test her faithfulness? get a paternity test done!

because once you sign that birth certificate, stating your the father, your stuck with that kid till they turn 18, even if the child is not yours to begin with.

like kane west said in his gold digger song, talking about how he knew a guy who had to pay child support till he found when the kid turned 18 it turned out it wasnt his.

just watch maury povich and look at all those paternity tests, cheating wives, men raising kids who had no idea the child wasnt even their's to begin with.

i'm gonna marry a girl from a good family that i can trust, not some **** like the type who appear on maury after getting barebacked by 100 guys looking for their baby's father

seriously dude if this is an issue then you need to rethink the type of girl you're into

ws

[shadha]

@ MC.


shadha-

[vegetables]

I like your thinking GotFive. I'd also say to install locks on all the doors and sleep in different rooms, you have no idea what she will do to you while your sleeping. Lock the fridge, she might put something in your food. Have separate bank accounts and do not give her access to anything she can take and run away with. And don't forget to tell her you love her at the end of the day

[nooni]

if a guy wants to do that.. its his life and his choice...

but be willing to take a lie detector test to prove ur just as innocent

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

when that day arrives that you should ever have kids fellaz, make sure you get a paternity test done BEFORE you sign the birth certificate. it's what i plan on doing. even if though its your own wife, you wanna test her faithfulness? get a paternity test done!

because once you sign that birth certificate, stating your the father, your stuck with that kid till they turn 18, even if the child is not yours to begin with.

like kane west said in his gold digger song, talking about how he knew a guy who had to pay child support till he found when the kid turned 18 it turned out it wasnt his.

just watch maury povich and look at all those paternity tests, cheating wives, men raising kids who had no idea the child wasnt even their's to begin with.

I'd be surprised if you were ever able to get that far with a woman