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02-11-2008, 09:43 AM
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Why would it be his fault? Maybe he's not a suspicious sort of person. Maybe he's trusting and loving. If someone is innocent, or naive, why would it serve them right? So harsh. Is there no love left in this world? 
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Dude, haven't you learned ANYTHING from Love&Relationships?? Love is a myth 
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02-11-2008, 09:45 AM
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Dude, haven't you learned ANYTHING from Love&Relationships?? Love is a myth 
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yeah, duh, relationships are all about sex, being manipulative, and making life miserable for the other person, and in some cases, seeing how much you can milk from the divorce settlement. Don't you READ all the articles GOT5 posts?
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02-11-2008, 02:58 PM
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Hahaha G5's just playing up to his image now..pushing buttons..
If i didn't trust my wife, i'd never have married her. Its called judgement, use it.
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02-11-2008, 03:34 PM
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Jinnzaman, I want a paternity test!!!
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02-11-2008, 03:42 PM
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A wife and a girlfriend are two totally different titles. Wanting a paternity test for a girlfriend is pretty valid, especially if you had previous relationship issues. Actually, if you had marital issues [cheating, separation etc.] then I would advise for a paternity test.
Example: I know this 25? something old girl who has two children. She told the guy she was dating since high school that both kids are his and he signed his name on the birth certificate stating such. The children are 5 and 3? All these years, through the break up and everything, he has paid hundreds of dollars a month towards child support for his children, even though he's not with their mother any more. That doesn't happen often, so props to him. Though, the mom is keeping a dirty little secret. He's not the father of the oldest child but she won't tell him that. That is the grimy.
If you've never had relationship problems, then there's no reason to not trust your wife.

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02-11-2008, 03:45 PM
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If you've never had relationship problems, then there's no reason to not trust your wife.
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Duuuuude, watch Maury. You can't trust nobody. No-baaady!!!!
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02-11-2008, 03:46 PM
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What the hell?
Asking your WIFE to get a paternity test done?
Wow.  That's ridiculous.
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If you've never had relationship problems, then there's no reason to not trust your wife.
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The key thing here is, you have to have a RELATIONSHIP. If that doesn't exist, it's all a moot point, no?
Who knows, maybe GOT5 is fantasizing about the day he'll be in such a relationship, and the reason for the paternity test is more a kind of tropy, like "Yeah man, look at that, I did that, ME, in yo face suckas, ain't none of you gunna touch my biatch" or something....
Otherwise, I would just suggest that planned parenthood sometimes gives out free condoms, and you can get a pack of 36 trojans from Wal*Mart for about $14.00, and they do come in different sizes so don't let that stop you.
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What the hell?
Asking your WIFE to get a paternity test done?
Wow.  That's ridiculous.
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Watch Maury and then see if you think the same way.
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02-11-2008, 03:49 PM
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Jamroll, who yo baby daddy is?

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Jamroll, who yo baby daddy is?

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Well, I just brought you on tell you a secret...
You know I luurve you right? *sniff*
You know I would NEVER do anything to hurt you, right? *wipes tear*
I would never intentionally do anything to break your heart, right? *lip quivers*
Well, I slept with your brother, and your daddy, and your grandpappy, all at the same time, when you got up to go to the bathroom, during the commercial breaks.
Oh, and by the way, I'm not sure if DeShawn and ShaniQwa are yours. I'm sorry, baby, you know I'd never do anything to hurt you, right?
(Exit stage left)
(crowd screams)

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Okay, guys, this isn't funny. It's gross.
Accusing chaste women of adultery is not a laughing matter.
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02-11-2008, 03:58 PM
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Timbit: Okay, guys, this isn't funny. It's gross.
Accusing chaste women of adultery is not a laughing matter.
Who are you talking about?

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Jamroll: Well, I just brought you on tell you a secret...
You know I luurve you right? *sniff*
You know I would NEVER do anything to hurt you, right? *wipes tear*
I would never intentionally do anything to break your heart, right? *lip quivers*
Well, I slept with your brother, and your daddy, and your grandpappy, all at the same time, when you got up to go to the bathroom, during the commercial breaks.
Oh, and by the way, I'm not sure if DeShawn and ShaniQwa are yours. I'm sorry, baby, you know I'd never do anything to hurt you, right?
(Exit stage left)
(crowd screams)
These are her confessions...

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Well, I just brought you on tell you a secret...
You know I luurve you right? *sniff*
You know I would NEVER do anything to hurt you, right? *wipes tear*
I would never intentionally do anything to break your heart, right? *lip quivers*
Well, I slept with your brother, and your daddy, and your grandpappy, all at the same time, when you got up to go to the bathroom, during the commercial breaks.
Oh, and by the way, I'm not sure if DeShawn and ShaniQwa are yours. I'm sorry, baby, you know I'd never do anything to hurt you, right?
(Exit stage left)
(crowd screams)

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LOL. Must spread rep.
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