[Jamroll]

It’s been eight years now. Eight long years. Sure, initially I was glad when China toppled the Bush regime and executed the “retarded tyrant” as I love to call him. It wasn’t that bad at the start, but as time wore on and I realized they weren’t leaving, it started to gnaw at me.

Bush declared martial law in June of 2008. This was after going nuclear on Iran and the chaos surrounding the oil shock that followed soon after. People had said he’d been planning the Iran move for a while, but the media kept pointing out how much of a threat Iran was so I guess we needed to act. He didn’t have any conventional forces or weaponry because we’d become over-extended in Iraq and Afghanistan so he went nuclear. What came next wasn’t clear for many years and is still disputed today. All I know for sure is that oil become scarce in a real hurry. China removed the Yuan/dollar peg, called in its massive store of US Treasury bonds and sent the greenback into freefall. Americans didn’t realize that China was trading more with Europe than the US, and while the move stung China, it crippled the US. They then started paying the Saudis and other Persian Gulf countries in Yuan, the new global currency. The greenback was shunned like a redheaded stepchild. The same thing worked on Venezuela and Mexico. It is rumored that the Chinese then, using covert ops, disabled much of the Canadian oil infrastructure and America was oil dry within weeks. Everything ground to a halt.

Bush declared martial law soon after and the Chinese invaded to “remove a tyrant that the rest of the world considers an unnacceptable risk”. Of course the US military went nuclear with the Chinese but didn’t realize that the 15+ satellite launches a year the Chinese had been grinding out were all part of an ICBM defense system. None of the nukes got through. It was over quickly. The famed military-industrial complex of the US was an amazing powerhouse. It’s just that without oil, the powerhouse didn’t have all that much power. Unlike previous wars where the might of American production pushed us over the top militarily, this war was lost without so much as a whimper.

The Chinese instituted some changes. They said that the only truly free society was one in which everyone worked for the common good. The imposed their political system on us without asking. I think they believe they’re doing us a favor.

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[IbnMardhiyah]

That, was dumb.

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

That, was dumb.

Why do you say that, dude? I thought it was quite interesting.

[IbnMardhiyah]

No no, don't get me wrong - it was interesting for sure. The satire is beyond obvious.

I just thought the part of them shutting down Canadian oil infrastructure was dumb. That didn't make any sense.

[Variable]

There were a lot of silly things in there, but I think it's beside the point. I think it'd be nice if a lot of Americans read something like this and saw that point aside from the silliness.

[IbnMardhiyah]

I mean, come on Vari, - shutting down Canadian facilities? - everyone knows our brave and valorous Canadian Armed Forces would never let the Chinese to get away with such an outrage. We'd roll over them like they were nothing.

[Jack_Sparrow]

Canadia is our current b**tch, it wouldn't be that hard to convert that title to being the china's b**tch. surely, that large empty country can't put up a whole lot of effort.

[IbnMardhiyah]

You will of course, with your unmatched observation skills, notice that I was being sarcastic.

Canadian Armed Forces are a joke. We usually tell them to come and clean up our cities after major snowstorms.

[Variable]

Why the hate?

[Aminah2006]

Originally Posted by Variable

There were a lot of silly things in there, but I think it's beside the point. I think it'd be nice if a lot of Americans read something like this and saw that point aside from the silliness.

Assalaamu Álaykum,
OK, I am an American, I read it...just what point is it you want me to see?

[Variable]

Originally Posted by Aminah2006

Assalaamu Álaykum,
OK, I am an American, I read it...just what point is it you want me to see?

I was talking specifically about those Americans who thought they did Iraq a favour by liberating them and bringing them democracy. I don't think there are too many Americans here who feel that way.