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Old 08-28-2008, 12:57 PM
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Dear Anonymous,
Bump into me again please
under more appropriate circumstances this time
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:20 PM
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i personally thought all my posts from last night were hilarious. probably went over most islamicans' heads though :le sigh:
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dear anonymousse,
you ruined my life, beginning with my hair.

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Old 08-28-2008, 07:52 PM
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i personally thought all my posts from last night were hilarious. probably went over most islamicans' heads though :le sigh:
i found them funny
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dear anonymous,

who the hell are you?!!
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Please stop biting my style.
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:04 PM
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Dear Anonymous,

I know what you are!
You are:
1. without any name acknowledged, as that of author, contributor, or the like: an anonymous letter to the editor; an anonymous donation.
2. of unknown name; whose name is withheld: an anonymous author.
3. lacking individuality, unique character, or distinction: an endless row of drab, anonymous houses.
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Dear Anon,
i feel invinsible therefore you have failed..on me

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Old 08-28-2008, 08:13 PM
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dear anon,

i think the actual reason i miss you so much is becuase you were the only person i could vent to who would actually listen to all the bs i would be saying and you would actually try to make me feel better...


who am i supposed to vent to now?
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:06 PM
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Dear not so dear wannabe from my jamaat,

I didn't realize your so called 'style' was copywritten.

But it's only human to be jealous of my genius ability to crack jokes by twisting the word anonymous around in so many different ways.

PS I am not your 'jamaat wari'
Dear anonymous' jamat wari,

The user formerly known as "anonymous" on Islamica was a Dhoraji. I guess that went over your head.

My style was not copywritten. I did not take issue with the copying of my style in and of itself. I took issue with it being done so unfunnily.
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:18 PM
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i personally thought all my posts from last night were hilarious. probably went over most islamicans' heads though :le sigh:
haha, i only noticed the "low-fat mousse" one. i just went back and checked them out again. har har!
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:23 PM
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haha, i only noticed the "low-fat mousse" one. i just went back and checked them out again. har har!
there was the edible mousse reference.
then the HAIR mousse reference.
then a mouse reference..i.e. tail
and another mouse reference..i.e. cheesy

and DEER anonymous..chase was better than the catch..get it?

sigh. I guess I'm an epic phail
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:24 PM
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then a mouse reference..i.e. tail
and another mouse reference..i.e. cheesy
you of all people should know that the word "mouse" immediately causes me to stop paying attention
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:27 PM
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you of all people should know that the word "mouse" immediately causes me to stop paying attention
hahahaha, that's hilarious

*recalls freaky post midnight instant messages...HELP THERES A FEW MILLION MICE IN MY DORM ROOM..BREEDING*

ewwwwwwww, rodents.

today we were learning about teaching rats tho (the maze etc) in psych...interesting stuff. i almost felt bad for the poor fella at some point.
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