Dear Anonymous

[wheelworks]

Timbit said

Not everybody in the world is a Person of the Book.
And that's just disgusting.

Yea but there's a lot of People of the book around.

Being a co-wife is disgusting?

[Timbit]

wheelworks said

Yea but there's a lot of People of the book around.

Being a co-wife is disgusting?

Yeah, but what if the brother likes one who's not, huh?

Incredibly disgusting.

[wheelworks]

Timbit said

Yeah, but what if the brother likes one who's not, huh?

Incredibly disgusting.

Then he's gonna be disappointed Ah well and life still goes on

I guess if you're not used to Polygyny It may seem disgusting (Not that I'd practice it myself)...

[AM415]

I thought this was an appreciation thread for old school islamican anonymous
(actually, after reading the first post I thought it was a marriage announcement)

[ShotgunMessiah]

ChotooMotoo said

I wish you would give me that money you owe me.

Ditto. Times ten.

Directed at a different Anonymous, I'm sure.

[heba]

dear anonymous: i cant WAIT until i never have to see you again. just looking at you makes me want to punch you repeatedly in the face. youre one of teh few people i shouldnt hate (especially this much), but i honestly truly DESPISE you. if you never speak to me again ill be the happiest person alive. thanks for ruining my life, i hope you enjoyed it.

[MossadConspiracy]

heba said

dear anonymous: i cant WAIT until i never have to see you again. just looking at you makes me want to punch you repeatedly in the face. youre one of teh few people i shouldnt hate (especially this much), but i honestly truly DESPISE you. if you never speak to me again ill be the happiest person alive. thanks for ruining my life, i hope you enjoyed it.

messed up as it is to admit this... i did.

ws

[Ilikemyscarf]

You were such a jerk but I miss you. I wish I didn't but I do.

[Abu_Hind]

Dear anonymous you are a fake and you almost duped me.

[caffienetime]

that one week with you brought back a lot of memories good times. back in the day stories are always fun, especially when you talk about how we used to kick each other

[wheelworks]

I'm sorry you listen to slander without bothering to hear the other side of the story...

[LEGALEAGLE]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97

Wear sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)

YouTube - Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen! (ORIGINAL VERSION)


What is good? All that enhances the feeling of power, the will to power, and power itself. What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness. - Friedrich Nietzsche

[ChotooMotoo]

Dear Anonymous- I want a new car for Christmas.

[wheelworks]

ChotooMotoo said

Dear Anonymous- I want a new car for Christmas.

Eid is closer than Chrismas

[ChotooMotoo]

wheelworks said

Eid is closer than Chrismas

Adults don't get gifts on Eid, kids do.