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Brothers, Would You Hire A Lawnmower Man
Let's say you have a busy schedule. You work for corporate America that takes 60 hours of your life ..sometimes more and you teach a college class on the Islamic Enlightment and Religious Revival 101 at the local university. And your wife and the housing association has complained about lawn being uncontrollably big. Your wife got recommendation from an accquaintance about a really good lawnmower guy. You're like whatever..just get the job done. So you come home late in the evening and notice the grass all cut. You walk out the drive way a notice the lawn all nice and cut. You wife is waving and smiling from the window to say hi and then the fence door open and you see..................
Wuz up my brotha? I just finished mowing your wife's lawn. Can I have a drink?
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Re: Brothers, Would You Hire A Lawnmower Man
hhahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahhha.
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As-Salaamu 'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaah,
Kona - I think you can come out of the closet now. 
Ermm, and whats your obsession with that guy?
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He's way to old to be mowing peoples lawns. That's a job for 13-15 year olds. I wouldn't hire him.
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He's way to old to be mowing peoples lawns. That's a job for 13-15 year olds. I wouldn't hire him.
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Well maybe me makes good money and gets "benefits" from it or he's a teen with a man's body. |
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As-Salaamu 'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaah,
Kona - I think you can come out of the closet now.
Ermm, and whats your obsession with that guy?
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Side question... are you in the Arabian gulf and/or native of that region.. the reason I ask is to wonder if there was a lot of "intermarriages" between Africans and Arabs? particularily with Arab women and African men. |
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Lolll.
Okkk that guy is impressive.
But hey I'm buff enuff.
And since I'm exempt from the drudgery of working 60 hours a week for corporate America, I'll get time to mow it myself... and I'l have my shirt off. wink wink.
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Your humility endears me already...
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As-Salaamu 'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaahi,
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Side question... are you in the Arabian gulf and/or native of that region.. the reason I ask is to wonder if there was a lot of "intermarriages" between Africans and Arabs? particularily with Arab women and African men.
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Nope and nope.
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Kona....if thats whats keeping you from getting married then relax...I'm sure somewhere theres a woman who no other man would touch with a pool cleaner.. 
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I thought the stereotype was Latino lawnmower men? Nice try though.
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Not really, if your going to make a joke then get it right.
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
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