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Old 08-08-2008, 03:01 AM
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walk on sucka, maybe come back when you can think of something funny,

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I would just like to point out the undisputable fact that is glaring all of us in the face....

Girls have cooties.
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because they catch it from boys, yeah i know. This is why i'm all for locking boys up in Sudan.
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Gender Wars Cliff Notes:

Gay Islamican Males (which is pretty much all of them) : we hate women
Islamican females : good for you. Now go try and make babies with eachother.
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I'm seeing a dating ad on the left in this thread. I won't say which one, but let's just say it's specifically for rich guys. Hilarious.
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Now go try and make babies with eachother.
Couldn't they though? If they drank enough Robitussin and basted enough turkeys with egg whites?
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Couldn't they though? If they drank enough Robitussin and basted enough turkeys with egg whites?
they might be able to have chicken babies... but that would require a yolk too, not just a white.
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Gender Wars Cliff Notes:

Gay Islamican Males (which is pretty much all of them) : we hate women
Islamican females : good for you. Now go try and make babies with eachother.
I'm just gonna go ahead and clone Jinnzaman..the buttmonkey master-race...
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