I would just like to point out the undisputable fact that is glaring all of us in the face....
Girls have cooties.
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Couldn't they though? If they drank enough Robitussin and basted enough turkeys with egg whites?
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Re: Gender Wars!
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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo
Gender Wars Cliff Notes:
Gay Islamican Males (which is pretty much all of them) : we hate women
Islamican females : good for you. Now go try and make babies with eachother.
I'm just gonna go ahead and clone Jinnzaman..the buttmonkey master-race...
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.