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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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07-03-2008, 10:31 AM
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jinnz: - Strict, stern single males
lined up against
- Liberal, relaxed married females.
Now what does that tell you? 
shadha-
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07-03-2008, 11:16 AM
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Also, women have this strange ability to grow parasites in them.
Freaks!
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um, that's an unacceptable 'joke'
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07-03-2008, 11:41 AM
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The most Beautiful human being ever was a man. Aight we can close this thread now 
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07-03-2008, 01:12 PM
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If you (the females) elect me as your ultimate leader, I swear I will lead you into victory!! We'll wipe the males from the face of islamica!!!!!!
WHO'S WITH ME?
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07-03-2008, 01:14 PM
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If you (the females) elect me as your ultimate leader, I swear I will lead you into victory!! We'll wipe the males from the face of islamica!!!!!!
WHO'S WITH ME?
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Wouldn't it make sense to elect a female to lead the females? If so, then why are you trying to be their leader, girly man?
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07-03-2008, 01:15 PM
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If you (the females) elect me as your ultimate leader, I swear I will lead you into victory!! We'll wipe the males from the face of islamica!!!!!!
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hollerrrrr 
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07-03-2008, 01:15 PM
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Wouldn't it make sense to elect a female to lead the females? If so, then why are you trying to be their leader, girly man?
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SHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!
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um, that's an unacceptable 'joke'
i'm offended.
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Your face is an unacceptable joke.
And it offends people every moment you exist!
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If you (the females) elect me as your ultimate leader, I swear I will lead you into victory!! We'll wipe the males from the face of islamica!!!!!!
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I think we should have me as President. We could call me "Mastermind". I'd formulate very detailed and precise plans and send commands via Privat Messaging to you all with directions on how to execute them. I could be like everyones boss, and you could all be my minions.
Nothing can be done wrong, not a single slip! not a single negg out of place! Timing is KEY!
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so it has begun with my first neg rep ever, i hope you can sleep at night you colored gassy ball of plasma. 
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07-03-2008, 01:19 PM
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I think we should have me as President. We could call me "Mastermind". I'd formulate very detailed and precise plans and send commands via Privat Messaging to you all with directions on how to execute them. I could be like everyones boss, and you could all be my minions.
Nothing can be done wrong, not a single slip! not a single negg out of place! Timing is KEY!
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excuse me spice but you need to KNOW YOUR PLACE!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE(andit'smenotyou)!!!!!!!!
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excuse me spice but you need to KNOW YOUR PLACE!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE(andit'smenotyou)!!!!!!!!
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Lets get this straight. I am the Mastermind. You will obey my every command, if you have a problem with that I can fire you now and bring in a new sidekick. I have no problem.
Its either the way of the Mastermind, or the trash can.
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Lets get this straight. I am the Mastermind. You will obey my every command, if you have a problem with that I can fire you now and bring in a new sidekick. I have no problem.
Its either the way of the Mastermind, or the trash can.
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No one is going to obey you. Get back in the kitchen! The troops need sustenance!
See you're good for something *pats spice on the head*
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07-03-2008, 01:26 PM
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It seems that a gender CIVIL war is brooding. Wait, Itznotmeitzu is a man. Nevermind. Its just a regular gender war.
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