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Yeah yeah yeah, you go high-five yourself coz you ain't got no friends anyway.. in FACT you were so ugly as a child yo momma would tie a bone around your neck so the dog would give you company
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Cold.......lol. Dogs are haram though 
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Birds of the same feather flock together/Congested on a majestic street corner/That's a short time goal for most of 'em/ Cuz most of 'em/Would rather expand their wings and hover over greater things/That's what we call inspired flight/By the pigeons that gotta eat pizza crust every night/And "Let there be light" was understood/When a mic-stand descended from up-and-above into the hood - - Vast Aire
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But it was a vegetarian, and I zabihah'd it and everything 
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06-29-2008, 04:05 PM
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Is that what you said to your ammi when she nazied your rishta?
PINK HIJAB POWER!!!!!!!!!!1111111314 |
06-29-2008, 04:06 PM
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the title of this thread reminds me of a Marc Anthony song that made me go like this  back in high school.
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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But it was a vegetarian, and I zabihah'd it and everything |
Haha....damn I'm hungry now.
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Birds of the same feather flock together/Congested on a majestic street corner/That's a short time goal for most of 'em/ Cuz most of 'em/Would rather expand their wings and hover over greater things/That's what we call inspired flight/By the pigeons that gotta eat pizza crust every night/And "Let there be light" was understood/When a mic-stand descended from up-and-above into the hood - - Vast Aire
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Is that what you said to your ammi when she nazied your rishta?
PINK HIJAB POWER!!!!!!!!!!1111111314
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Your pink hijab powers are useless against kitchen grime and hungry bellys! |
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Your pink hijab powers are useless against kitchen grime and hungry bellys!
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Hmmm.... you're right. She needs to add some sequence to it. Sequence really cuts the grease. The light reflecting off those little crystals laser it away without effort, AND make the people around you sooo happy that their hunger just disappears.
Yay for sequenced pink hijabs!!!
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YAY for Spice, ALL HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Yes, I am a Jinn and I wish I could give myself the following three wishes:
1. I wish you weren't so ugly
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Too bad, you shouldve wished your face didnt look like a praxis that got totaled in a hegemoronic accident caused by a deontological adduce and a neo-classical liberal during a paradigm shift
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2. I wish my eyes didn't have the misfortune of beholding your ugliness
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You shouldve wished ugliness wasnt a crime, because your getting the CHAIR for it.
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3. I wish I could get rid of the searing images of your ugliness from my mind
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You shouldve wished for a face that doesnt cause peoples pupils to swallow up their eyeballs.
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You're face is so ugly that the Chinese invented Lion dances to scare you off.
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Your face is so ugly that your Punjabi ancestors used your picture as a scarecrow for their crops.
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You're so hairy that you gotta go to Home Depot to get a hair cut.
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You're so hairy and fat that Tarzan applied for immigration to Jinnzaland.
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wth is wrong with this thread??? 
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YUR FACE!!!!1123 |
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spice, spice
she isn't nice
she ruined the entire
pot of rice
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i feel bad for Annie 
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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this thread delivers
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spice, spice
she isn't nice
she ruined the entire
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