A wolf(n) bursts into your room right now. What do you do?

thejellymill · #16 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 05:14 PM

Throw my laptop and PB&J sandwich at it.

That way I'll be rid of my islamica addiction and I'll save myself a few calories that I don't need anyway

Arabatman · #17 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 05:19 PM

Asalaamualaikum,

Wolf(n) chasing you would be terrifying. I'd run out my office building and straight into my car as fast as i could!...without clocking out...

Then id run him over with surah al-baqarah playing in the background, just because its always playing in the background.

Asalaamualaikum,

-Zahid

thejellymill · #18 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Arabatman

Asalaamualaikum,

Wolf(n) chasing you would be terrifying. I'd run out my office building and straight into my car as fast as i could!...without clocking out...

Then id run him over with surah al-baqarah playing in the background, just because its always playing in the background.

Asalaamualaikum,

-Zahid

hey! That's a direct copy-paste from the zombie thread!

Arabatman · #19 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 05:26 PM

Asalaamualaikum,

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Originally Posted by thejellymill

hey! That's a direct copy-paste from the zombie thread!

Exactly why it makes it funny.

Asalaamualaikum,

-Zahid

thejellymill · #20 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Arabatman

Asalaamualaikum,

Exactly why it makes it funny.

Asalaamualaikum,

-Zahid

Yes very true. And I actually pictured it both times I read it

Revert · #21 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 06:18 PM

If it was Wolfn i'd poop on his tabi boots and smear taco meat in his face. If it was a wolf(n) i'd shoot it with a silver potato pellet from my potato gun..duh

Wolfn · #22 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Revert

If it was Wolfn i'd poop on his tabi boots and smear taco meat in his face. If it was a wolf(n) i'd shoot it with a silver potato pellet from my potato gun..duh

Oh, hush...

afrakabob · #23 (**permalink**) 06-24-2008, 09:20 PM

throw pop-tarts under my bed to distract him with, then run away

poga · #24 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 05:25 AM

i will call for my cat to kill the dog

shsh · #25 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

how would you even know where I live?? STALKER

i told him

CaptainHairyNeck · #26 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 11:13 AM

I'd tame him and make him my best friend, because wolves are cool, and they deserved to be treated with kindness, besides why else would a wolf come in MY room if it wasn't for basking in my ambience of awesomeness.