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A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
So, you're sitting in your room right now surfing Islamica. All of a sudden, a zombie bursts into your room. What do you do? Is there a weapon close by so you can defend yourself? Where would you run?
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06-24-2008, 01:15 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
id ask him to have a seat and make him a cup of tea. chat him up a bit, perhaps settle our differences in a civilized manner
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06-24-2008, 01:46 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
The biggest punishment I can think of right now is.....
I'd make him clean my room.
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06-24-2008, 01:51 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
I'd smash his face in with this laptop, check my rep, curse when I realize no one's given me any, then run upstairs and fight the rest of them off.
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06-24-2008, 02:24 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Ok......clarification buddy,
Are we talking slow-moving, unmotivated Romero zombies or those crazy-fast insane running zombies from 28 days later?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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06-24-2008, 07:32 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
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Originally Posted by dreamdeferred
Ok......clarification buddy,
Are we talking slow-moving, unmotivated Romero zombies or those crazy-fast insane running zombies from 28 days later?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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Yeah truesay. Wolfn, when you asked the question I was imagining crazy 28 days later zombies. But if you're talking old school zombies, I would just use a stick to nudge him out the door and then shut the door. And then I would carry on surfing Islamica.
If it was a crazy 28 days later zombie, then I would have to run. I'd probably smash the window and jump out on the roof, or a ledge, and then shimmy down a pipe. Actually these days the window are all safety ones, and you can only open the window so far. Plus they're double glazed. Wouldnt be very easy to break. Especially in a panic situation.
I think what your thread has highlighted is that we are all hopelessly unprepared for a zombie attack. We need a "What to do when you're approached by a zombie" guide.
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06-24-2008, 07:34 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Play Thriller on youtube, see if he dances  .
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06-24-2008, 08:23 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
I'd convert him to Islam then we could go to Jum'aah on Fridays. Then the zombie would be possessed. Then he gets a jobs at the masjid then he turns into a sheikh then he sticks around for the next 100-200 years then just rots and then put some curry some chai and chicken and make him our ramadan suhoor 
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06-24-2008, 08:31 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
play dead.
then when he comes to check if im faking, knee him where the sun would never want to shine.
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06-24-2008, 09:33 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Asalamu Alaikum,
I'd start reciting the Shahada....
Fi AmanAllah
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Salaam
I don't see whats so scary about a fragile human with no brains...I mean I'd just point to his shirt and say "look you got some blood on your shirt, now you can't pray" and when he looks down I'll round house kick his head off Chuck Norris style. Can I get a w00t w00t?
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06-24-2008, 10:21 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
switch on some Michael Jackson music, and while the zombie is dancing, escape from the room 
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06-24-2008, 10:22 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Ask for its hand in marriage 
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06-24-2008, 11:05 AM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Well, as I learned from Final Fantasy 6, healing spells cause damage to undead and resurrection spells outright kill them. Therefore, I would cast Life 2 on the zombie and it would disappear with a "poof" sound.
The next step would be to spin around a few times and jump up and down with my hands in the air.
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