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06-24-2008, 06:16 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Assalam 'Alaykum,
Try and convert it to Islam.
[I keeed - It'll probably kill me by that time]
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06-24-2008, 06:16 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Asalaamualaikum,
28 days later zombies chasing you would be terrifying. I'd run out my office building and straight into my car as fast as i could!...without clocking out...  Then id run them over with surah al-baqarah playing in the background, just because its always playing in the background.
Asalaamualaikum,
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06-24-2008, 06:22 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
I Am Legend creatures weren't zombies. I haven't seen the rest of the movies you guys are talking about though.
I agree with Jamroll, if it's a slow-moving zombie I'd just coax it out of the door with a shoe or a stick. But if it's the fast scary kind then...I'd probably remember the person in here who said 'turn on Thriller and see if it dances!' If that fails then I'm doing what sally's doing 
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06-24-2008, 06:23 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
assalamu alaykum
i think we're forgetting about the fact that 28 WEEKS later zombies mutated. The beginning of that film was amazing!
I'd get into a helicopter and cut them up
p.s there's a zombie game where you're in a mall (maybe that's level one) and you get to kill them in all sorts of ways, they're really slow and dumb in that one. That would be fun.
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06-24-2008, 06:29 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
use a gravity gun to launch a giant razor sharp serrated disc at its neck and slice its head off. </halflife 2 reference>
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06-24-2008, 07:15 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
Resident Evil, Return to Castle Wolfenstein and this have all prepared me for any onlslaught of zombie related attack.
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06-29-2008, 01:55 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
id tell my brother to go away
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06-29-2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
tell it to stfu because I didn't give it permission to talk or groan
then I'd lace my fist with my keys and go deep
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06-30-2008, 01:05 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
I would sh1te my self (probably literally).
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06-30-2008, 01:08 PM
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Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?
if hes looking for BRAAIIIIIIIIIIINS, jokes on him. i have none.
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11-02-2008, 05:52 PM
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Where is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie outbreak?
If there was a zombie outbreak like in "Dawn of the Dead" or something, where would you hide? Where would be the best place to go?
Personally, I would barricade myself in a grocery store.
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11-02-2008, 06:17 PM
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Re: Where is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie outbreak?
This is a very important question, I'm glad you asked.
I would hide in the mountainous region along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. It seems like a great hiding place.
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11-02-2008, 06:25 PM
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Re: Where is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie outbreak?
i think a sealable box made out of metal.......but then you would just die a slow death due to hunger instead of the zombies just chewing off your head....
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11-02-2008, 06:30 PM
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Re: Where is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie outbreak?
assalamu alaykum
ones grave...
Sorry to be so morbid but it's true 
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11-02-2008, 06:31 PM
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Re: Where is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie outbreak?
Where Saddam was too stupid to hide...a hole under a Masjid ! 
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