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Old 06-24-2008, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: A zombie bursts into your room right now. What do you do?

Assalam 'Alaykum,

Try and convert it to Islam.



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Asalaamualaikum,

28 days later zombies chasing you would be terrifying. I'd run out my office building and straight into my car as fast as i could!...without clocking out... Then id run them over with surah al-baqarah playing in the background, just because its always playing in the background.

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I Am Legend creatures weren't zombies. I haven't seen the rest of the movies you guys are talking about though.

I agree with Jamroll, if it's a slow-moving zombie I'd just coax it out of the door with a shoe or a stick. But if it's the fast scary kind then...I'd probably remember the person in here who said 'turn on Thriller and see if it dances!' If that fails then I'm doing what sally's doing
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assalamu alaykum

i think we're forgetting about the fact that 28 WEEKS later zombies mutated. The beginning of that film was amazing!

I'd get into a helicopter and cut them up

p.s there's a zombie game where you're in a mall (maybe that's level one) and you get to kill them in all sorts of ways, they're really slow and dumb in that one. That would be fun.
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use a gravity gun to launch a giant razor sharp serrated disc at its neck and slice its head off. </halflife 2 reference>
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Resident Evil, Return to Castle Wolfenstein and this have all prepared me for any onlslaught of zombie related attack.
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id tell my brother to go away
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tell it to stfu because I didn't give it permission to talk or groan

then I'd lace my fist with my keys and go deep
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I would sh1te my self (probably literally).
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if hes looking for BRAAIIIIIIIIIIINS, jokes on him. i have none.
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Default Where is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie outbreak?

If there was a zombie outbreak like in "Dawn of the Dead" or something, where would you hide? Where would be the best place to go?


Personally, I would barricade myself in a grocery store.
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This is a very important question, I'm glad you asked.

I would hide in the mountainous region along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. It seems like a great hiding place.
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i think a sealable box made out of metal.......but then you would just die a slow death due to hunger instead of the zombies just chewing off your head....
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assalamu alaykum

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Sorry to be so morbid but it's true
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Where Saddam was too stupid to hide...a hole under a Masjid !
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