[Jaysh]

Discuss.....

[Revert]

Yes..

He's always happy!

[Abu_Hind]

Back in the 60s he was instrumental in the LGBT movement.

[sally]

i believe the GAYjay comedic genius funds have been exhausted...thoroughly.

[LEGALEAGLE]

Well I know he's a fan of pink nail polish...I mean Pink ?!!!

[zzze]

assalamu alaykum

Now imagine if Jamroll was gay...making this thread wouldn't make him happy, would it?

No, Jamroll blushed like a girl when he saw Paris Hilton. He's not gay.

[Jaysh]

Recently declassified State Department records prove that the character known as Jamroll is in fact a gay. A ten month long investigation into the matter culminated in the outing of the once popular Jamroll, who shot to meteoric fame when he was nominated as a moderator and then suddenly promoted to super moderator within a year of service. Jamroll had been under investigation for his links to one Jaysh, a rep point mob boss; the investigation concluded that Jam had severed ties with the once powerful Jaysh once he was nominated to public office. However, in the process of investigating Jamroll's cloudy rep point mafia background, investigators found a suspicious trail of rep points leading to Jamroll's lover. Furthermore, investigators concluded that Jamroll had been involved in some shady rep point transfers over the course of many months, using his power as an unlimited repper to keep potential blackmailers quiet. What this news could mean to Jamroll's career, only time will tell. Jamroll could not be reached for comment.

[MossadConspiracy]

Inverse relationship between rep points and CD4 count

[Jamroll]

Jamroll is troubled by this act of aggression against us, by our stalwart ally Jayshallah. We have always defended Jayshallah's right to freedom and democracy and are happy with his way of life, but recent comments leave us wondering whether the special relationship once shared by our two great nations is showing sign of cracks.

Further, we have noticed that our ally, Jayshallah, failed to congratulate on the success of our encounter with Paris Hilton who is an immensely useful personality for our joint quest of Islamification of the Western world. Like we have told the Honourable Jaysh on several occasions, if we are successful in our dawah to Paris Hilton, we will being to see the New World Order dealt a devastating blow. A Muslim Paris Hilton will see the Western superpowers, and the Western way of life crumble. And to quote our erstwhile colleague Jinnzaman, Western hegemony and Eurocentricism will be defeated.

[Jaysh]

Jamroll has vehemently denied the allegations, and said that his comments were taken dramatically out of context. He has called to question the investigation, declaring that it is part of a smear campaign designed to discredit his many years of service as a public servant and civil moderator. Jamroll has hired a lawyer, LeagleLeagle, and plans to sue Jaysh News Weekly for libel. Declared a visibly flummoxed Jamroll: "These allegations have no basis whatsoever, and I reaffirm my commitment to fighting the gays." Jamstocks meanwhile continued to plummet for the fifth day in a row in the wake of the scandal.

[Jamroll]

I'm sure LegalEagle is a wonderful and highly competent lawyer, but for the purposes of this suit our lead counsel will be Jinnz A. Man.

Jinnz A. Man is a new rookie lawyer who has been lauded for his brilliance and persuasion, and criticised for his mental instability. His courtroom antics have been highly controversial - on one occassion he called a judge a Eurocentric hegemonist, on another he jumped up on the judge's bench, pointed his finger at the judge screaming "You're fired!". But his brilliant powers of deduction and persuasive arguments have wowed friends and critics alike - he once managed to get an alleged murderer off death row simply by playing "Baby Got Back" to a jury, until they were convinced that given that Baby did indeed have back, the murder never took place in the first place.

The main thrust of the Jinnz A. Man case will be: "That Jamroll, he ain't gay, he GAYJAY!!!!!"

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by MossadConspiracy

Inverse relationship between rep points and CD4 count

So, if my medical jargon memory serves me correctly, you are saying that someone who has a high number of rep points has a low CD4 count. A low CD4 count would mean compromised immunity.... which means what?

[Abu_Hind]

We must also investigate his shady distant past I alluded to.

[MossadConspiracy]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

So, if my medical jargon memory serves me correctly, you are saying that someone who has a high number of rep points has a low CD4 count. A low CD4 count would mean compromised immunity.... which means what?

which means


AIDS

[ShotgunMessiah]

Tin dual sharing painfully. Automatic from scandal upright... Ultimately disconnect. IMO.