Revival of The Noble Muttawa League

Abu_Hind · #91 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 04:46 PM

Ihya as-SunnahI: Rights of The Prophet (pbuh) Updated:

See: http://www.islamicaweb.com/forums/re...tml#post143767

Spice · #92 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 04:50 PM

Can cool people like me join?

Jaysh · #93 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Spice

Can cool people like me join?

Absolutely no cool people are allowed. This is an online make believe internet club. As such, do you really think this is for cool people? It's for us nerds.

Abu_Hind · #94 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spice

Can cool people like me join?

Like Imam Jaysh said, if you are willing to metamorph into a nerd. But, I shall put the word to Muttawa Elders Council. Their word is final verdict. You'll have to wait insha Allah.

bluey · #95 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysh

Civ alert: Jaysh of Jayshia declares war on Bluey of Blueyistan.

*war trumpet sounds*

If you keep on declaring war on everybody Jaysh, we will have no choice but to make you leave the league.

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Originally Posted by Abu_Hind

In face of imminent defeat the Mysterious Kingdom of Hindu-qaaf signs a peace treaty.

What is this Mysterious Kingdom of Hindu-qaaf?

ChotooMotoo · #96 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:08 PM

With all your infighting, it's gunna be really easy for Nerdistan and Revertistan to join forces and destroy all of you.

Abu_Hind · #97 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bluey

What is this Mysterious Kingdom of Hindu-qaaf?

It's a mystery, if I told you what or where it is, it wouldn't be a mystery anymore. Duh.

Rida · #98 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

With all your infighting, it's gunna be really easy for Nerdistan and Revertistan to join forces and destroy all of you.

Nerdistand and Revertistan won't stand a chance because we have angels watching our backs inshaAllah!! ... also superman and popeye the sailor man

Wassalaam

ChotooMotoo · #99 (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rida

Nerdistand and Revertistan won't stand a chance because we have angels watching our backs inshaAllah!! ... also superman and popeye

Wassalaam

Meh, it depends. If you guys keep up with the infighting, thereby neglecting your mutawwa duties, we may be left with no other option.

Abu_Hind · #**100** (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rida

Nerdistand and Revertistan won't stand a chance because we have angels watching our backs inshaAllah!! ... also superman and popeye the sailor man

Wassalaam

Ditto.

Also you better not agitate the Mysterious Muttawa Elders Council.

Rida · #**101** (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Meh, it depends. If you guys keep up with the infighting, thereby neglecting your mutawwa duties, we may be left with no other option.

There is no infighting. It's all an illusion.
You are now hungry.
You would like to bite into a slice of chocolate cake

Wassalaam

Abu_Hind · #**102** (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Meh, it depends. If you guys keep up with the infighting, thereby neglecting your mutawwa duties, we may be left with no other option.

You are trying to create internal conflict IMPERIALIST ALERT.

Spice · #**103** (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:19 PM

I call upon all types of spices in the world to gather, unite as one unit under the order of Spice The Beauitful and SPRAY THIS THREAD IN THE EYES!

COMMENCE!

ChotooMotoo · #**104** (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Abu_Hind

You are trying to create internal conflict IMPERIALIST ALERT.

No, not at all, just responding to the hostilities displayed by the members (especially this weird Jaysh dude) towards others in the league, which may be impact the fulfullment of Muttawa duties.

Carry on.

Abu_Hind · #**105** (**permalink**) 05-18-2008, 05:45 PM

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I call upon all types of spices in the world to gather, unite as one unit under the order of Spice The Beauitful and SPRAY THIS THREAD IN THE EYES!

COMMENCE!

Noble Muttawas already have their eyes lowered so your sprays would be futile buster. Also you must know Jtrinity doesnot = Muttawa League, they have an alliance of convenience.

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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

No, not at all, just responding to the hostilities displayed by the members (especially this weird Jaysh dude) towards others in the league, which may be impact the fulfullment of Muttawa duties.

Carry on.

I on the behalf of Muttawa Elders Council have already declared that our alliance with Imam Jaysh is only in good actions, and we implore him to be more diplomatic. Thank you.