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Old 05-17-2008, 04:50 PM
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I, Jaysh of the third Reich, do hereby pledge loyalty to the Noble Muwatta League and declare myself fuhrer of said organization. If not fuhrer, then assistant secretary to the fuhrer.
Bay'ah Accepted.
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I, Imam Jaysh, declare war on al-Jam ar-Rullah, and thereby start the first civil war in Muttawa history. I declare the rep points of Jamroll to be halal! Prepare for war, Jamroll!

*trumpet of war sounds*

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Old 05-17-2008, 05:03 PM
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*sigh*

And you were worried about the sanctity of the J-Trinity falling apart by joining other leagues... I think we have to worry more about your inclination to attack your allies.

In light of this development, I think I shall have to raise an army. Now this would pose a problem normally, since most of my troops are in the Teenybopper brigade and they all seem to be a bit AWOL recently. However, there is an old adage "My enemy's enemy is my friend", and unless you desist your aggression you leave me no choice but to go into the Dragon's Lair (aka FPH) where I know I will find a massive army of female Marines who want nothing more than to assasinate your rep points.

The question is... do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?
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Please noble brothers, keep the internal conflict of J trinity outside of the Muttawa League. Muttawa League's alliance with you is only contingent upon good actions.

Jzakum Allah khair.
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*The month of fasting has now come upon you*

*So do not convert it also to a month of disobedience*
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Jamroll of Jamrollia, my people demand a renegotiation of the terms of our peace treaty. We demand that your people demilitarize the region of Alsace-Lorraine immediately, and limit rep point sales to under 10,000.
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Please noble brothers, keep the internal conflict of J trinity outside of the Muttawa League. Muttawa League's alliance with you is only contingent upon good actions.

Jzakum Allah khair.

Unfortunately brother this is the downside of dealing with the big dogs - we have big egos and start our own wars for personal wealth and glory.

But look on the bright side. At least this is raising the profile of your League. As they say, no publicity is bad publicity.
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Unfortunately brother this is the downside of dealing with the big dogs - we have big egos and start our own wars for personal wealth and glory.

But look on the bright side. At least this is raising the profile of your League. As they say, no publicity is bad publicity.
I agree politics is dirty business. But I guess there's a hidden blessing.
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A poet said:

*Oh ye who isn't satisfied with his sins in Rajab*

*So much so that you continued disobedience in Sha'baan,*

*The month of fasting has now come upon you*

*So do not convert it also to a month of disobedience*
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Jamroll of Jamrollia, my people demand a renegotiation of the terms of our peace treaty. We demand that your people demilitarize the region of Alsace-Lorraine immediately, and limit rep point sales to under 10,000.
Alsace-Lorraine belongs to us now. We give you safe passage to leave with your men and return to your lands, but you must pay an annual tribute to us of 50 million rep points to be paid into the Islamica treasury to benefit the poor and the hungry, with of course, an "admin fee" of 35,000 rep points which should be made payable to me personally.

Furthermore, you and all others shall now address me as Emperor Jamrul Din, as I have declared myself to be ruler of the Northern Hemisphere. All your bases are belong to us.
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Alsace-Lorraine belongs to us now. We give you safe passage to leave with your men and return to your lands, but you must pay an annual tribute to us of 50 million rep points to be paid into the Islamica treasury to benefit the poor and the hungry, with of course, an "admin fee" of 35,000 rep points which should be made payable to me personally.

Furthermore, you and all others shall now address me as Emperor Jamrul Din, as I have declared myself to be ruler of the Northern Hemisphere. All your bases are belong to us.
We grudgingly concede to your demands, Emperor Jamrul Din.

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We accept your acceptance of our terms.

Actually scratch the Emperor bit, it sounds too kaffirish. Instead call me Lord GayJay.
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Abu Hind,

I have a new proposal. Now that Jaysh has tempered his rebellious ways, we can return to being a united front. I say we go on a raid into enemy territory (i.e. FPH thread) to ruffle some feathers and announce our arrival on the scene. It is a high risk strategy, many good rep points will be made shaheed, however it is the best way for us to make a quick strike into the no-fly zone of FPH which stands as a bastion of inequity and corruption.

Are you with me, Mutawwas?
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Abu Hind,

I have a new proposal. Now that Jaysh has tempered his rebellious ways, we can return to being a united front. I say we go on a raid into enemy territory (i.e. FPH thread) to ruffle some feathers and announce our arrival on the scene. It is a high risk strategy, many good rep points will be made shaheed, however it is the best way for us to make a quick strike into the no-fly zone of FPH which stands as a bastion of inequity and corruption.

Are you with me, Mutawwas?
When shall we strike? Is it prudent for us to do it so soon? I seek your advice.
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*Oh ye who isn't satisfied with his sins in Rajab*

*So much so that you continued disobedience in Sha'baan,*

*The month of fasting has now come upon you*

*So do not convert it also to a month of disobedience*
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Old 05-17-2008, 05:37 PM
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Where is that Jaysh? He is much feared and despised by the FPH, but he can do much damage to their defences. It is imperative that he is in the squad that is sent in.
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Civ alert: Jaysh of Jayshia declares war on Jamroll of Jamrollia.

*war trumpet sounds*

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