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Just Killed A Huge Cockroach
Please make dua that I'll never see it again. I killed it with a soccer ball. It was massive...bigger than you can imagine. Subhanallah, if Allah can make huge cockroaches like this on earth...imagine the cockroaches of Jahannum. I saw it, whimpered for a few seconds, thought about balling up into the fetal position in the corner, but decided to be a man. So I grabbed a soccer ball (I don't play soccer  ), but when I turned back around...it was gone. At this point, I said to myself "if I don't find it, I'm gonna kill myself". Right then, it popped back out and then I squashed it with the soccer ball. If you guys care about me at all, make dua that I'm never put in such a horrendous situation again. Ameen.
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05-14-2008, 07:41 PM
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Re: Just Killed A Huge Cockroach
Killing an innocent creature is impermissible.
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05-14-2008, 07:43 PM
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Re: Just Killed A Huge Cockroach
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05-14-2008, 07:45 PM
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Re: Just Killed A Huge Cockroach
Did you eat it?
When my Uncle lived in Texas, he had a roomate that used to spend his days off shooting roaches with a BB gun. |
05-14-2008, 07:48 PM
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Re: Just Killed A Huge Cockroach
Lol, I knew it was only a matter of time before Chotoo arrived with the Gross-Out Campaign 2008.
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05-14-2008, 07:49 PM
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Lol, I knew it was only a matter of time before Chotoo arrived with the Gross-Out Campaign 2008.
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more like the AWESOME-Out Campaign. your work is always appreciated CM |
05-14-2008, 07:50 PM
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OMG CHOTOO why!!!!!! I hate cockroaches! 
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Please make dua that I'll never see it again. I killed it with a soccer ball. It was massive...bigger than you can imagine. Subhanallah, if Allah can make huge cockroaches like this on earth...imagine the cockroaches of Jahannum. I saw it, whimpered for a few seconds, thought about balling up into the fetal position in the corner, but decided to be a man. So I grabbed a soccer ball (I don't play soccer ), but when I turned back around...it was gone. At this point, I said to myself "if I don't find it, I'm gonna kill myself". Right then, it popped back out and then I squashed it with the soccer ball. If you guys care about me at all, make dua that I'm never put in such a horrendous situation again. Ameen.
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Reminds me of Borat, when he is like
"look the Jews! have turned into cockroaches!"
"throw money at them Azamat!"
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more like the AWESOME-Out Campaign. your work is always appreciated CM
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I didn't invent the cockroach cake, I just googled the picture. |
05-14-2008, 07:54 PM
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...."would you marry a cockroach killer?"...
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05-14-2008, 07:55 PM
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I thought pathans were braver than that...and what about snakes? now those really scare me and remind me of jahannum  |
05-14-2008, 07:56 PM
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... "would you marry a cockroach?"
and the answer would be, only if it crawled into my ear, to my brain and kissed my frontal lobe cortex every night 
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05-14-2008, 08:00 PM
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... "would you marry a cockroach?"
and the answer would be, only if it crawled into my ear, to my brain and kissed my frontal lobe cortex every night
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That totally reminded me of "The Mummy" |
05-14-2008, 08:02 PM
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Honestly guys, ADORABLE conversation that yall are having. But at this time of mourning, we need duas...not jokes. Jazakallah khair
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05-14-2008, 08:06 PM
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Bring the daleel ACKIIIIIIIIIII
otherwise this cockroach talk is bid'ah
na3mmmmmm bid'ah!
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