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Re: Just Killed A Huge Cockroach
may Allah protect us and our children from these gross pests!
ameen
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Honestly guys, ADORABLE conversation that yall are having. But at this time of mourning, we need duas...not jokes. Jazakallah khair
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Dude do you want me to call you? You seem traumatized?!
Also you should see the cockroaches in India, its like the cockroaches of here, except on steroids!
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I tried to kill a cockroach in florida i stepped on it and it just looked at me as if i was a nothing..it ran after me and I used everything from a baseball bat to a kitty to kill it...its still alive..waiting..
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Dude do you want me to call you? You seem traumatized?!
Also you should see the cockroaches in India, its like the cockroaches of here, except on steroids!
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Hah, I'm trying to poke fun at my panziness...but in all honesty, I am a bit traumatized. I'm flying half way across the country tommorrow and have clothes all over the place, and this thing pops up out of nowhere. Inshallah it won't travel with me to Colorado.
Fa inna ma'al 'usree yusra, inna ma'al usree yusra
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05-14-2008, 08:27 PM
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You need to get cockroach paste from walgreens. I forgot what it's called, but it comes in a tube. You squeeze it out onto corners. The roaches eat it and die, never to be found again.
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these are the kinds of cockroaches in lebanon
theyre EVERYWHERE in teh summer time. ew. ew. ew. ewwwwwwwww. just looking at that pic is making me throw up and cringe and  
ps: that is the ACTUAL size. or maybe even bigger. 
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Hah, I'm trying to poke fun at my panziness...but in all honesty, I am a bit traumatized. I'm flying half way across the country tommorrow and have clothes all over the place, and this thing pops up out of nowhere. Inshallah it won't travel with me to Colorado.
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Dude, you OBVIOUSLY haven't been back to Desie-Land in some time. There, when you're squatting down on those toilets, you have this nasty feeling that your sh*t is moving and
then you realize its a big-ass fat bloated cockroach crawling outta the hole and heading straight for your feet.
You could also go Kerri's route.
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Honestly guys, ADORABLE conversation that yall are having. But at this time of mourning, we need duas...not jokes. Jazakallah khair
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nevermind YOU. I'm making dua that I never encounter one of those.
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Please make dua that I'll never see it again. I killed it with a soccer ball. It was massive...bigger than you can imagine. Subhanallah, if Allah can make huge cockroaches like this on earth...imagine the cockroaches of Jahannum. I saw it, whimpered for a few seconds, thought about balling up into the fetal position in the corner, but decided to be a man. So I grabbed a soccer ball (I don't play soccer  ), but when I turned back around...it was gone. At this point, I said to myself "if I don't find it, I'm gonna kill myself". Right then, it popped back out and then I squashed it with the soccer ball. If you guys care about me at all, make dua that I'm never put in such a horrendous situation again. Ameen.
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Brother,
I feel your pain. It is at this time that one realizes the blessings of random household objects. Where I'm from, cockroaches are notoriously large and sickeningly sneaky. I usually go for the more traditional methods: shib shib/chappal. However, your soccer ball method is intriguing. I will try it.
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STOP POSTING PICTURES!!! they're so skaareee
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Dude, you OBVIOUSLY haven't been back to Desie-Land in some time. There, when you're squatting down on those toilets, you have this nasty feeling that your sh*t is moving and
then you realize its a big-ass fat bloated cockroach crawling outta the hole and heading straight for your feet.
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and they fly too! 
it's horrible when it's almost bedtime.. that's when they all come out
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Dude, you OBVIOUSLY haven't been back to Desie-Land in some time. There, when you're squatting down on those toilets, you have this nasty feeling that your sh*t is moving and
then you realize its a big-ass fat bloated cockroach crawling outta the hole and heading straight for your feet.
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i KNEW someoen was going to come out with that statement.
roaches are disgusting and scary.
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Please make dua that I'll never see it again. I killed it with a soccer ball.
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dude, he is totally gonna run after you with a soccer ball on the day of judgement
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Hmm, interestingly enough I didn't even know that thread existed. Good thread idea though.
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My house is under cockroach infilitration, i sprayed twice...but those bastards wont go away..Any suggestions?
As far as my killing stance on insects is concerned:
Anyone that invades my property and attempts to steal my food shall die.
Die!!
DIE!!! 
except for spiders, they so tasty, i just eat 'em. 
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dude, he is totally gonna run after you with a soccer ball on the day of judgement
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Ha ha ha ha
Budmano's acting like a pansy lil boy...
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Thank goodness I havent ran into any roaches, but there was some odd looking bug in my room the other day...I captured it in an empty water bottle and set it free 
Perhaps you may learn something from this hmmmm
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