I Had Dinner With Paris Hilton!!!!!!

Jamroll · #1 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 05:53 PM

omg omg omg

So, okay, I had a dinner date with my cousin tonight. We went to see a movie, Iron Man, was okay, nothing great, and then afterwards we thought we'd grab a bite to eat.

We went down to Edgware Road, which is like THE Arab district in London, and we walk in, and as we're waiting to be seated, I see this guy with tattoos all over his neck. And I'm thinking, wow he looks just like that guy from Good Charlotte.

So the maitre'd takes us in, and sits us at the table next to this tattooed guy, and his dinner partner was this slim blonde girl wearing sunglasses. Sunglasses in a restaurant in the middle of night, I thought. Who does she think she is... and then it dawned on me. OMG, IT'S PARIS HILTON!!!!

Lol, I was pretty shocked. They were just sitting there eating their dinner like normal people. I thought, no they have to be like lookalikes or something, but it was really them

omg omg omg

I had dinner with Paris Hilton!!!

oFoShOuKnO · #2 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 05:55 PM

Paris Hilton has more miles on her than my old 1996 Plymouth Voyager

Deel · #3 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 05:56 PM

did you point at her and yell "INFIDEL!!!" really loud?

Jamroll · #4 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 05:58 PM

Lol, no. This probably sounds gay and loserish but I was so shy. And I didn't want to stare at her. I rang a couple of people, and they kept saying I was a wimp for not asking for a photo with her.

Spice · #5 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 06:07 PM

Did you steal her fork? we demand PROOF!

Zam · #6 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 06:08 PM

lol Jam, you're still such a teenybopper

vegetables · #7 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 06:10 PM

i would have been more excited if you said "I had dinner with the guy from Good Charlotte!" but not by much.

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Originally Posted by Deel

did you point at her and yell "INFIDEL!!!" really loud?

thats a step-up from whats shes usually called

nooni · #8 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 06:19 PM

LOL jammers! u shouldve reminded her how your the celeb of islamica......

.... and that your part of the big ballers club

Wolfn · #9 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by oFoShOuKnO

Paris Hilton has more miles on her than my old 1996 Plymouth Voyager

She is also used more times than a town bicycle.

Sea_of_Roses · #10 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Spice

Did you steal her fork? we demand PROOF!

Bwahahahahhahaa

good stuff

MossadConspiracy · #11 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 06:55 PM

she has genital herpes

Jamroll · #12 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MossadConspiracy

she has genital herpes

Well, I had the grilled seabass.

Abu_Hind · #13 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 07:19 PM

Uncle Jam you have no taste man....Paris Hilton's face gives me nightmares.

Jamroll · #14 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Abu_Hind

Uncle Jam you have no taste man....Paris Hilton's face gives me nightmares.

Dude, what's my taste got to do with it. I'm telling you that I sat two feet away from Paris Hilton eating dinner in a Lebanese restaurant. That is like the biggest thing that has ever happened in my life!!!!!

ChotooMotoo · #15 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by oFoShOuKnO

Paris Hilton has more miles on her than my old 1996 Plymouth Voyager

I drive a 1995 Eagle Vision. What you tryin' to say?

Paris Hilton has more miles on her than my old 1977 AMC Gremlin.

One time when I was working in Seattle, Bill Nye the Science Guy came through my line and bought some baby formula.