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Old 05-14-2008, 08:42 AM
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Salam,

By the power vested in me by my ridiculous amount of rep points, I decree that girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads.

The reasons are as follows:

* Girls can't make good stupid threads
* They make stupid threads which make no sense whatsoever even in an alternate dimension
* They are girls
* Girls have cooties

As a case in point, look at the thread made by Sapphire about polywotsit, or the thread made by sally about a gas pump blowing up in her face. It makes no sense. if a gas pump blew up in her face, how is she typing out a thread about it five minutes later. Is her face made of titanium or something?!

In comparison look at my awesome GayJay thread. Case closed, I think you'll agree.

So in conclusion, girls, stick to threads about moaning complaining and cooking, or whatever else it is you do all day.

Boys, you do the stupid threads.

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Old 05-14-2008, 08:44 AM
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or the thread made by sally about a gas pump blowing up in her face. It makes no sense. if a gas pump blew up in her face, how is she typing out a thread about it five minutes later. Is her face made of titanium or something?!
LOLLLLLLL hahaahahaa

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In comparison look at my awesome GayJay thread. Case closed, I think you'll agree
lame, as usual
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:47 AM
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I don't have enough rep points to post in this thread.
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:55 AM
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hahahahahahaha Jam is hilarious lolllll

All heil Jam!

DEATH TO JAM!

No wait just kidding. Wrong slogan.

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Old 05-14-2008, 09:40 AM
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hahaha, this thread is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee


btw, jamroll, u shoulda made a thread that said "Girls are hereby banned from being stupid" Wait, then they would all stop existing because you can't separate a girl and her stupidity. never mind. this ban will suffice.
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this is why you are ALL single. get a life
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:24 AM
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this is why you are ALL single. get a life
Yep. They are definately asking for the longest "honey do" list ever. I better call their mums and have her get on that post haste.
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Must spread negg.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:29 AM
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why not just ban sally?
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why not just ban sally?
we could reverse the question, why doesn't sally just ban them?
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:37 AM
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we could reverse the question, why doesn't sally just ban them?
I'm all for it!
As the President of The Beautifuls Club I command sally to ban every single gay-jay in our amidst, NOW.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:39 AM
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I'm all for it!
As the President of Beautifuls I command sally to ban every single gay-jay in our amidst, NOW.
hey I thought I was president!
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hey I thought I was president!
I was the chosen one! you were merely a runner up, remember?
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I was the chosen one! you were merely a runner up, remember?
stop making stuff up! liah! we all know I'm the President AND the High Priestess AND the Empress
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stop making stuff up! liah! we all know I'm the President AND the High Priestess AND the Empress
and I yo' MOMMA!
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