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05-14-2008, 08:42 AM
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Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
Salam,
By the power vested in me by my ridiculous amount of rep points, I decree that girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads.
The reasons are as follows:
* Girls can't make good stupid threads
* They make stupid threads which make no sense whatsoever even in an alternate dimension
* They are girls
* Girls have cooties
As a case in point, look at the thread made by Sapphire about polywotsit, or the thread made by sally about a gas pump blowing up in her face. It makes no sense. if a gas pump blew up in her face, how is she typing out a thread about it five minutes later. Is her face made of titanium or something?!
In comparison look at my awesome GayJay thread. Case closed, I think you'll agree.
So in conclusion, girls, stick to threads about moaning complaining and cooking, or whatever else it is you do all day.
Boys, you do the stupid threads.
End of transmission.
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05-14-2008, 08:44 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
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or the thread made by sally about a gas pump blowing up in her face. It makes no sense. if a gas pump blew up in her face, how is she typing out a thread about it five minutes later. Is her face made of titanium or something?!
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LOLLLLLLL  hahaahahaa
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In comparison look at my awesome GayJay thread. Case closed, I think you'll agree
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lame, as usual 
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05-14-2008, 08:47 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
I don't have enough rep points to post in this thread.
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05-14-2008, 08:55 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
hahahahahahaha Jam is hilarious lolllll
All heil Jam!
DEATH TO JAM!
No wait just kidding. Wrong slogan.
LONG LIVE JAM!
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05-14-2008, 09:40 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
hahaha, this thread is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee
btw, jamroll, u shoulda made a thread that said "Girls are hereby banned from being stupid" Wait, then they would all stop existing because you can't separate a girl and her stupidity. never mind. this ban will suffice.
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05-14-2008, 10:10 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
this is why you are ALL single. get a life 
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05-14-2008, 10:24 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
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this is why you are ALL single. get a life 
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Yep. They are definately asking for the longest "honey do" list ever. I better call their mums and have her get on that post haste.
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05-14-2008, 10:26 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
Must spread negg.
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05-14-2008, 10:29 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
why not just ban sally?
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05-14-2008, 10:34 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
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why not just ban sally?
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we could reverse the question, why doesn't sally just ban them? 
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05-14-2008, 10:37 AM
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we could reverse the question, why doesn't sally just ban them? 
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I'm all for it!
As the President of The Beautifuls Club I command sally to ban every single gay-jay in our amidst, NOW.
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05-14-2008, 10:39 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
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I'm all for it!
As the President of Beautifuls I command sally to ban every single gay-jay in our amidst, NOW.
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hey I thought I was president! 
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05-14-2008, 10:40 AM
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hey I thought I was president! 
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I was the chosen one! you were merely a runner up, remember?
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05-14-2008, 10:44 AM
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Re: Attention Please... Girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads
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I was the chosen one! you were merely a runner up, remember?
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stop making stuff up! liah! we all know I'm the President AND the High Priestess AND the Empress
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stop making stuff up! liah! we all know I'm the President AND the High Priestess AND the Empress
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and I yo' MOMMA! 
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