Would you marry

Sapphire · #1 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 10:52 AM

A sock...

...which is not yours?

discuss

IbnMardhiyah · #2 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 10:56 AM

Only if she wasn't jealous about me marrying a second.

I might sign a prenuptial saying I'll hose her down with Febreeze once its time to dump her, but thats about it.

Sapphire · #3 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

Only if she wasn't jealous about me marrying a second.

I might sign a prenuptial saying I'll hose her down with Febreeze once its time to dump her, but thats about it.

What about washing her instead of the febreeze?

IbnMardhiyah · #4 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

What about washing her instead of the febreeze?

When she's ready to go six feet under, yeah sure.

Oh and if she's the kinda sock that thinks that she should be a shoe instead and wants me to put my shoe on first and then sh wants to go on top of the shoe, thinking she's big and bad enough to take on all the dirt and asphalt then uh, maybe washing her will come sooner

Sapphire · #5 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 11:06 AM

socks are kinda like sblings or kids...so i have come to the conclusion that marrying a sock which is your own will be like INCEST

dreamingofbeards · #6 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

Oh and if she's the kinda sock that thinks that she should be a shoe instead and wants me to put my shoe on first and then sh wants to go on top of the shoe, thinking she's big and bad enough to take on all the dirt and asphalt then uh, maybe washing her will come sooner

This metaphor is getting a little long.

But yes, I think I would marry a sock. as long as it had a beard and was NOT a gym sock. I also prefer fair-coloured ones with the penchant for making oodles of lint (i.e. cash).