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There's more to a name...
Credit to Jelly.
From the Car Talk archives.
Appeals Specialist Bud Uronner
Art Critic Phyllis Steen
Australian Tour Guide Joaquin Matilda
Automotive Medical Researcher Dr. Denton Fender
Back Seat Driver Mischa Turnov
Boston Funeral Director Hadley Newham
British Doorman Isaiah Olchap
Bungy Jumping Instructor Hugo First
Chairman, Underemployment Study Group Art Majors
Chief Justice Harry Mental, aka Judge Mental
Conservative Political Commentator Eileen Tudor-Wright
Copyright Attorney Pat Pending
Defense Attorneys Donnatella Dicoppas, Gil T. Azell
Dessert Menu Planner Eaton Flanagan
Director of Long-Range Strategic Planning Kay Sera
Director of Photography Len Scapon
Divorce Attorney Carmine Nottyors
Emergency Room Physician Henrietta Badclam
Evasive Driving Instructor Vera Bruptly
Fact Checker Ella Fynoe
Fact Checker, Mexico City Office C.S. Verdad
Fashion Consultant Natalie Attired
Father-in-Law Liason Royal Payne Diaz
Gastroenterologist Cameron Diaz
Greek Driving Instructor Adjustes Miros
Gum Surgeon Perry O'Dontal
Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon
In-house Literary Critic Al Ligori
Jewelry Appraiser Golda Myear
Liaison to the Space Program Roger Houston
Libel Defense Director in Tokyo Sosumi Areti
Lost Luggage Tracker Lester Carey
Marine Biologist Frieda Wales
Mother-in-Law Liason Stella Payne Diaz
Musical Theater Critic from the Bombay Office Jaswant Singh
Our DNA Researcher Gene Hackman
Overnight Bus Driver Borden Drousy
Personal Hygiene Advisor from the Tokyo Office Oh Takashawa
Philosopher Wanda Y. Datso
Plastic Surgeon Fay Slift
Proprietor of Car Talk's men clothing store Euripedes Eumenedes
Pseudonym Consultant Norm De Plume
Race Team Driver Andy Zoff
Romanian Emissions Tester Vlad the Inhaler
Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov
Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov
Self Esteem Coach Mia Culpa
Solicitor of New Ideas Obie Quiet
Staff Butler, from the Car Talk Bombay Division Mahatma Coat
Staff Cooks Al Dente, Sal Monella
Staff Mediator Sue First
Swedish Attorney Bjorn Liar
Teenage Valet Lao Tse Parker
Transportation Coordinator Rick Shaw
Travel Agent, Bombay Office Vishnu Verhere
Wardrobe Assistant Joaquin Closet
Weekend Excursion Planner Deepak Tumuch
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Surgeon General's warning: She only looks sweet and innocent. 
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'Dawah' is not arabic for 'being really annoying.' - a really wise Islamican
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