[iamcrazy]

What do you do!!

My bro did, there we are sat with my grandma aunti ma-me etc. etc. he walks in.. [insert fart sound here] as soon as he lets it rip, he insantly tries covering it up by mouth farting [fake farts go here]

['oober n00bish]

[ChotooMotoo]

well... uhhh... not that I have ever farted publicly or anything.... but the best thing to do is pretend it didn't happen. Whatever you don't, don't laugh, or make a comment like "ewww, who had gas," make a face, or blush. Just pretend like it's the most natural, socially acceptable thing in the world to fart.

[ShotgunMessiah]

Do a barrel roll.

[iamcrazy]

Na I'd scream 'eeeww WHO DID THA?'

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by iamcrazy

Na I'd scream 'eeeww WHO DID THA?'

Yes, but the Fatwa committee ruling on such an outburst is:

"he/she who smelt it, dealt it"



(your outburst must be physical, as well as verbal. Meaning, you must also make a face/pinch your nose, and wave your hand in front of your face, indicating that you are trying to avoid the smell)

[infamousbrown]

I'd try not to laugh. I probably would tho.


"haaaaaa got you allllllllll!"

[zakk]

Blame it on the kids.

"Haneef, do you have to go potty?"

[ChotooMotoo]

you realize of course that since you broke the ice, the second you leave the room all the aunties will fart... kinda like this but replace the cowboys with aunties

[sixpakistan]

blame it on { jews/the mossad/israel, the patriarchy, women/feminists, indians, pakistanis, bush, clinton, reagan, muslims, christians, america, sufis, salafis, deobandis, barelvis, extremists, liberals, desi culture }

select all which are islamicanically appropriate for you

eg "the mossad poisoned my food with gas causing agents"

"the bidah i saw today upset my stomach"

"if feminist influence wasn't so prevalent in this world, my wife would've cooked me a proper meal that didn't give me gas"

[Ilikemyscarf]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

blame it on { jews/the mossad/israel, the patriarchy, women/feminists, indians, pakistanis, bush, clinton, reagan, muslims, christians, america, sufis, salafis, deobandis, barelvis, extremists, liberals, desi culture }

select all which are islamicanically appropriate for you

eg "the mossad poisoned my food with gas causing agents"

"the bidah i saw today upset my stomach"

"if feminist influence wasn't so prevalent in this world, my wife would've cooked me a proper meal that didn't give me gas"

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by zakk

Blame it on the kids.

"Haneef, do you have to go potty?"

hahahahahhaa... you're brilliant...

[raatkirani2005]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Yes, but the Fatwa committee ruling on such an outburst is:

"he/she who smelt it, dealt it"

Ahh, "But he who denied it, supplied it."

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by raatkirani2005

Ahh, "But he who denied it, supplied it."

that was the opposing argument, yes...

[thejellymill]

Originally Posted by zakk

Blame it on the kids.

"Haneef, do you have to go potty?"

And then the kid goes "no mommy you did it!"

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I disagree with denying it, makes the person look dumb. Check to see if anyone noticed, if not then it's okay but if they did, laugh it off and get outta there asap!

[Revert]

I'd be like "Whats got two thumbs and just ripped one?"

Then i'd point my thumbs at myself...and be all "This Guy"

That or i'd probably repeat it..just to illustrate my point...