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Re: So you fart in a room full of aunites..
*shrug*
Personally I have great bowel control alhamdulillaah but if it did happen, I'd just keep walking into the room and take a seat and do what I came to do. I'd say salaam to the aunties and just not acknowledge why they were laughing, if indeed they were.
I've been in far more embarrassing situations and still stayed cool.
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I've been in far more embarrassing situations and still stayed cool.
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True, it's only a room full of Aunties, it's not like you farted on national TV or something....
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Honestly its all about how awesome your pokerface skills are.
If you get into an embarrassing situation and start laughing because others are laughing, then they'll just keep laughing more and more.
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Ahh, "But he who denied it, supplied it."  |
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Yes, but the Fatwa committee ruling on such an outburst is:
"he/she who smelt it, dealt it"
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whoever denied it supplied it.
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hilaaaaaaarious!!!!! hahahahahahaha |
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hahahahahaha.
You know why she did that? Remember the other day I was 'splaining you about the exercise of pulling your knees up to aid digestion? It worked for her! 
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hahahahahaha.
You know why she did that? Remember the other day I was 'splaining you about the exercise of pulling your knees up to aid digestion? It worked for her! |
that's EXACTLY what I was thinking of when I posted that particular link! There was another one with a TV newswoman breaking wind, but this one reminded me of you!
As for keeping a poker face when you fart in public....
What is WRONG with me today!!!!
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Re: So you fart in a room full of aunites..
revert, you're so lame.
I'd turn around and say one out of the selection:
"au natural"
"smell...india air!" 
"you're lucky it wasn't on your face"
"ewwww, it was that bogey looking man that walked past"
"what? smell what?" 
".....actually i smelt that smell on your coat before, right on your sleeve!"
"you think that stinks? You should meet my grandmother"
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revert, you're so lame.
I'd turn around and say one out of the selection:
"au natural"
"smell...india air!"
"you're lucky it wasn't on your face"
"ewwww, it was that bogey looking man that walked past"
"what? smell what?"
".....actually i smelt that smell on your coat before, right on your sleeve!"
"you think that stinks? You should meet my grandmother"
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those are all really tame. My grandpa would be like:
"FIRE ONE" and then let one rip.
his sister lived with us after a hip transplant surgery, and she would let one, giggle and go "God, what crawled up my butt and died"
The worst story of all my Aunt told me. Apparently she and my grandpa went to the bank, and there was a huge line, so my Grandpa let out a suuuppppeeerrrr smelly sbd.... and people left the bank.
Seems like the older you get, the less you care about these things.
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Blame it on the kids.
"Haneef, do you have to go potty?"
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"Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT! "
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his sister lived with us after a hip transplant surgery, and she would let one, giggle and go "God, what crawled up my butt and died"
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The worst story of all my Aunt told me. Apparently she and my grandpa went to the bank, and there was a huge line, so my Grandpa let out a suuuppppeeerrrr smelly sbd.... and people left the bank.
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EXCELLENT tactic!
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don't have to do much, once they awaken ill be looong gone
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I've been in far more embarrassing situations and still stayed cool.
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such as? 
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Re: So you fart in a room full of aunites..
The worst time is someone dropping a bomb during prayer. You can't move away from the stench, you're not suppose to laugh, but the person next to you is laughing and you want to laugh but you don't want to have to make you're prayer again. 
LMAO @ Revert.
Chotoo: True, it's only a room full of Aunties, it's not like you farted on national TV or something....
Hahahahaha. All I was seeing were the two black chicks rolling with laughter. 
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