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I was chilling out with my friends and all seven of us decided to go pray zuhr together at the multi-faith musallah shared by both genders. There was only one washroom so we took turns doing wudu but couple of those with wudu still intact layed down on the ground to relax...and one of them closed his eyes shut, but his hands over his forehead and started talking crap randomly. A moment later a desi muslim girl entered the musalla, took off her shoes... the dude with his eyes shut goes randomly "Man....I have no love life. It Sucks. Being in college w/ no love life sucks soo bad...I dont know whats wrong with brown girls..." As soon as the girl heard it, she started giggling and laughing. My buddy didn't know still that a girl had entered the musallah...he just kept talking as the girl walks past him ..."I just wanna get engaged soon...to keep it rolling...but the way im going right now, i just might die a virgin ..."..hahah..Another friend beside him just cracked up so bad and kicks him up his rear.
The girl giggles hysterically, turns around, quickly puts on her shoes and walks right back to the door....and decides to wait at the door till we leave. I thought she had left the building. Me: "DUDE...no wonder brown girls AINT into you...you just make 'em run away like that. The girl walks out...and we start kicking the guy til he broke his wudu... 
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Lol ouch.
Yesterday my mom was trying out her new camera for the first time- she had the screen on and she goes to take a picture and looks through the eye hole thingy. Then she kept taking the camera away from her face because the light from the screen was too bright and then she would go to look through the eye hole, rinse and repeat. I was DYING. It was soo funny.
My mom is super cute MashaAllah. 
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Shah dude, its probably more awkward for you right now because everyone reading this realizes that, that guy was GotFive.
And I thought you had standards.
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Lol ouch.
Yesterday my mom was trying out her new camera for the first time- she had the screen on and she goes to take a picture and looks through the eye hole thingy. Then she kept taking the camera away from her face because the light from the screen was too bright and then she would go to look through the eye hole, rinse and repeat. I was DYING. It was soo funny.
My mom is super cute MashaAllah.
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Haha, doesn't your Bro lend her one of his? In the Canon Camera there's a sensor where the screen turns off when you put your eye to the eyepiece  |
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Shah dude, its probably more awkward for you right now because everyone reading this realizes that, that guy was GotFive.
And I thought you had standards.
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LOL...hell not gotfive....is he still serving a ban??
what standards are you talking about?
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LOL...hell not gotfive....is he still serving a ban??
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Who other than GotFive would incessantly be b****ing about brown girls like that?
Standards when it comes to your friends. But anyways, to each their own I guess
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wheelworks: Haha, doesn't your Bro lend her one of his? In the Canon Camera there's a sensor where the screen turns off when you put your eye to the eyepiece
Lol, no. We're not allowed to touch Mustafah's cameras unless we're taking pictures of him with it. Or he asks us to hold it, which means we can't move from the spot he handed it to us and we have to put it around our necks.
Oh oh another cute mom moment... I opened my moms cell to see that she taped her cell number on the inside of her phone. I asked her why and she says that she can never remember it, but she doesn't want people to know, so when she is asked for it, she can flip open her phone and act like she's just looking at it but in reality she's reading off her number...LOL.
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I was chilling out with my friends and all seven of us decided to go pray zuhr together at the multi-faith musallah shared by both genders. There was only one washroom so we took turns doing wudu but couple of those with wudu still intact layed down on the ground to relax...and one of them closed his eyes shut, but his hands over his forehead and started talking crap randomly. A moment later a desi muslim girl entered the musalla, took off her shoes... the dude with his eyes shut goes randomly "Man....I have no love life. It Sucks. Being in college w/ no love life sucks soo bad...I dont know whats wrong with brown girls..." As soon as the girl heard it, she started giggling and laughing. My buddy didn't know still that a girl had entered the musallah...he just kept talking as the girl walks past him ..."I just wanna get engaged soon...to keep it rolling...but the way im going right now, i just might die a virgin ..."..hahah..Another friend beside him just cracked up so bad and kicks him up his rear.
The girl giggles hysterically, turns around, quickly puts on her shoes and walks right back to the door....and decides to wait at the door till we leave. I thought she had left the building. Me: "DUDE...no wonder brown girls AINT into you...you just make 'em run away like that. The girl walks out...and we start kicking the guy til he broke his wudu... |
Why do you keep kicking your friends?
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Who other than GotFive would incessantly be b****ing about brown girls like that?
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Rofl...my friend was supposedly joking but he didn't know there was a girl in the room...In case you didn't get the joke.
I still dont know how you're able to judge them w/o even knowing em. They're all decent guys m'A.
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Rofl...my friend was supposedly joking but he didn't know there was a girl in the room...In case you didn't get the joke.
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 ummm that really isnt all that funny Shah.
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You mean sexually frustrated?
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hahaha, look who's talking
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I had to ask my teacher a question, so I went to her desk. There was a girl sitting right behind me, and I accidently blew a "silent-but-deadly" fart right down her throat.
I just turned around, apologized, and then sat back in my chair.
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I had to ask my teacher a question, so I went to her desk. There was a girl sitting right behind me, and I accidently blew a "silent-but-deadly" fart right down her throat.
I just turned around, apologized, and then sat back in my chair.
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Man you're NEVER supposed to admit it or even hint that it was you
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