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Re: What made you laugh today?
one of my managers - who is straight - started musing about wearing skinny jeans TNA style.
I made a flippant remark while passing by and told him not to blame any of us then, if he got raped.
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Re: What made you laugh today?
people who are born in this country aspire to great heights, and profess those dreams on bumper stickers: Kerry for President. Stroger for County President. Daley for Mayor.
See immigrants, we like to keep it real. Saw this sticker today on a car:
Ibrahim for Citizen
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01-25-2008, 08:52 PM
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Oh, man.
Was having dinner with a bunch of people... pretty much all of them I met for the first time today.
But it was hilarious.
Non-Muslims have some crazy stories. This one guy's were all like "So we were at this bar and I was really drunk, right?"
Ahahahaha. Oh, man. Good times.
 
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people who are born in this country aspire to great heights, and profess those dreams on bumper stickers: Kerry for President. Stroger for County President. Daley for Mayor.
See immigrants, we like to keep it real. Saw this sticker today on a car:
Ibrahim for Citizen
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hilarious!
and so was the one about the old lady!
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01-25-2008, 08:58 PM
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Re: What made you laugh today?
That new character AliAlKebabi made me laugh.
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01-28-2008, 09:36 PM
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Re: What made you laugh today?
today when i was on the phone, and i getting into bed and i fell of my bed and made a big bang which i felt so shy!
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01-28-2008, 11:16 PM
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My dad was telling me about a speaker at the masjid who was saying "they fought for God" but the way he said it sounded like a bodily function. 
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One of my mates goes up this other mate of urs and says really Loudly "WAHEEED WITH THE PRETTY EYES".. In the middle of a silent class. he went beetred  its was soo cute.... aww bless him.
this other thing happened aswell but i dont wanna say cuz it abt sex....... sheesh guys get sooooooo embarsed lolz
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02-09-2008, 10:29 PM
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We walked into the case method room, and on the whiteboard we saw a list:
things from Bass Pro Shop
Free Promotional Items
car mats for winter
All of us thought it was strange, but we didn't make too much of it. The professor started lecturing. Halfway through, she abruptly stopped and turned towards the whiteboard, asking us: "What do those things have in common?"
All of us stared at her with blank faces. She then said. " Guys, these are things you do not want to give your sweetheart on Valentine's Day. No matter how much of a bright idea they may sound like in your minds, your girlfriend/wife will NOT be happy."
After our laughter died down, she continued lecturing, only to pause once again 5 min. later.
This time she turned to the other side of the board, looking towards where it said "Dinner coupons" She said, "That's another one. If you have a coupon that says 'Your amigo eats free', we have a problem"  |
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Top Gear - the episode where they come to America, especially the part where Richard's Dodge Ram pickup almost ends up in the alligator infested river.
Edit: OMG, they almost got killed in Alabama!
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This Muslim guy who told me his white Catholic girlfriend has more iman than any girl he's ever met
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finally getting to hang out with some friends, alhamdulilah.
weekends zindabad!!
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Top Gear - the episode where they come to America, especially the part where Richard's Dodge Ram pickup almost ends up in the alligator infested river.
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Thats an amazing episode
-Listening to the Chris Moyles show this morning
-My Animal Behaviour lecturer screaming "size matters" in the middle of a lecture on mating habits. (she's completely  and to clarify she was talking about exaggerated features of animals, for example, a female prefers the peacock with the biggest & brightest tail feathers)
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My nephew smiling...
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