what annoys the crap out of you?

sally · #**796** (**permalink**) 08-26-2008, 11:24 PM

omg. i had to sit next to this WEIRD girl in my archeology lecture today. i just haaaaaaaate getting attention cuz of my hijab. so shes talking to me REAL loud the whole time..so when the professor gets quiet, she can totally be heard and then everyone looks over at us. i was SOO trying to ignore her. i was attempting to bury my head into my laptop, but to no avail. she kept trying to glance over at my screen and asking me what i was doing. and iw as like uh taking notes and reading the news. and then i was on islamica for a few seconds and she was like WHATS THAT? and it was SOOOo early in the morning and i just really didnt wanna talk to anyone.

then shes like hey can you go to such and such website? and im like uh no my laptop died (and itd just died at that point, thank GOD) and she looked around for a socket but there werent any where we were sitting and i just breathed a sigh of relief. just she was acting like we'd known each other all of our life

so then i thought she was probably one of those new annoying freshman and im like, so are you a freshman or something? and shes like uhhh no im a sophmore.

then she gets on her blackberry and im like okay, shes finally gonna leave me alone. no. she turns over to me to talk again. you would think she would get my hint of non interest in the conversation but she didnt. so shes like smiling all creepy and im like um??? and shes like HAHA I JUST SENT MY DAD A REALLY WEIRD EMAIL ON MY BLACKBERRY. and im like, ok.

and shes like YEAH, I WROTE, HEY DAD, CAN YOU FIND MY PERUVIAN FEMALE SKULL WITH CRANIAL BINDING AND BRING IT TO ME?

and im like...uh ok

and then, she starts flipping through this book which is like some sort of manual for human skeletons and bones (like where each piece belongs and stuff) then she turns to the page about babies..and there are remains of babies on that page and she shows me then hugs the book to herself and goes, I TRULY TRULY LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!

and im like ummmmmmmmm okaaaaaaaaaaayyy.

and then she proceeds to tell me that she collects human skulls..for a hobby. and bones..and she spends hundreds of dollars on them..and i was like so weirded out because she was expressing crazy love for them. and how theyre all in her room and stuff...

afrakabob · #**797** (**permalink**) 08-27-2008, 12:04 AM

sally, wth?

hello restraining order

fiahmad · #**798** (**permalink**) 08-27-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sally

omg. i had to sit next to this WEIRD girl in my archeology lecture today. i just haaaaaaaate getting attention cuz of my hijab. so shes talking to me REAL loud the whole time..so when the professor gets quiet, she can totally be heard and then everyone looks over at us. i was SOO trying to ignore her. i was attempting to bury my head into my laptop, but to no avail. she kept trying to glance over at my screen and asking me what i was doing. and iw as like uh taking notes and reading the news. and then i was on islamica for a few seconds and she was like WHATS THAT? and it was SOOOo early in the morning and i just really didnt wanna talk to anyone.

then shes like hey can you go to such and such website? and im like uh no my laptop died (and itd just died at that point, thank GOD) and she looked around for a socket but there werent any where we were sitting and i just breathed a sigh of relief. just she was acting like we'd known each other all of our life

so then i thought she was probably one of those new annoying freshman and im like, so are you a freshman or something? and shes like uhhh no im a sophmore.

then she gets on her blackberry and im like okay, shes finally gonna leave me alone. no. she turns over to me to talk again. you would think she would get my hint of non interest in the conversation but she didnt. so shes like smiling all creepy and im like um??? and shes like HAHA I JUST SENT MY DAD A REALLY WEIRD EMAIL ON MY BLACKBERRY. and im like, ok.

and shes like YEAH, I WROTE, HEY DAD, CAN YOU FIND MY PERUVIAN FEMALE SKULL WITH CRANIAL BINDING AND BRING IT TO ME?

and im like...uh ok

and then, she starts flipping through this book which is like some sort of manual for human skeletons and bones (like where each piece belongs and stuff) then she turns to the page about babies..and there are remains of babies on that page and she shows me then hugs the book to herself and goes, I TRULY TRULY LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!

and im like ummmmmmmmm okaaaaaaaaaaayyy.

and then she proceeds to tell me that she collects human skulls..for a hobby. and bones..and she spends hundreds of dollars on them..and i was like so weirded out because she was expressing crazy love for them. and how theyre all in her room and stuff...

What...the...****.

.

dreamdeferred · #**799** (**permalink**) 08-27-2008, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sally

and then she proceeds to tell me that she collects human skulls..for a hobby. and bones..and she spends hundreds of dollars on them..and i was like so weirded out because she was expressing crazy love for them. and how theyre all in her room and stuff...

Yo...........................you're gonna die

Ilikemyscarf · #**800** (**permalink**) 08-29-2008, 10:51 AM

teenybopper language.

pathani · #**801** (**permalink**) 09-06-2008, 06:47 PM

slugs
snails

slugs in cat food...damn greedy buggers

Deel · #**802** (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 11:15 PM

when you drive my car, and then you leave the window open when it rains.

wtf? WTF???

caffienetime · #**803** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 09:17 PM

when my socks are loose and the get all crumpled at the bottom of my foot while i walk

sally · #**804** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sally

omg. i had to sit next to this WEIRD girl in my archeology lecture today. i just haaaaaaaate getting attention cuz of my hijab. so shes talking to me REAL loud the whole time..so when the professor gets quiet, she can totally be heard and then everyone looks over at us. i was SOO trying to ignore her. i was attempting to bury my head into my laptop, but to no avail. she kept trying to glance over at my screen and asking me what i was doing. and iw as like uh taking notes and reading the news. and then i was on islamica for a few seconds and she was like WHATS THAT? and it was SOOOo early in the morning and i just really didnt wanna talk to anyone.

then shes like hey can you go to such and such website? and im like uh no my laptop died (and itd just died at that point, thank GOD) and she looked around for a socket but there werent any where we were sitting and i just breathed a sigh of relief. just she was acting like we'd known each other all of our life

so then i thought she was probably one of those new annoying freshman and im like, so are you a freshman or something? and shes like uhhh no im a sophmore.

then she gets on her blackberry and im like okay, shes finally gonna leave me alone. no. she turns over to me to talk again. you would think she would get my hint of non interest in the conversation but she didnt. so shes like smiling all creepy and im like um??? and shes like HAHA I JUST SENT MY DAD A REALLY WEIRD EMAIL ON MY BLACKBERRY. and im like, ok.

and shes like YEAH, I WROTE, HEY DAD, CAN YOU FIND MY PERUVIAN FEMALE SKULL WITH CRANIAL BINDING AND BRING IT TO ME?

and im like...uh ok

and then, she starts flipping through this book which is like some sort of manual for human skeletons and bones (like where each piece belongs and stuff) then she turns to the page about babies..and there are remains of babies on that page and she shows me then hugs the book to herself and goes, I TRULY TRULY LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!

and im like ummmmmmmmm okaaaaaaaaaaayyy.

and then she proceeds to tell me that she collects human skulls..for a hobby. and bones..and she spends hundreds of dollars on them..and i was like so weirded out because she was expressing crazy love for them. and how theyre all in her room and stuff...

BAHAAHAHAAAHAAH I can't believe this happened to me

I still see this chick in class..I now sit very very far from her.