[Kona_Silat]

A while back, I rent a room near Cal State with some old Indonesian family and a share the bathroom with 80 something year old lady. The old lady is somewhat annoying and causes a lot of drama. So one night while i was taking a dump, I decide to not to flush the toilet and leave my mandingo-sized dump in the water. I figure i'd let the old lday take a look at that alabama snake floating in the water and let her envy my masterpiece. So 20 minutes later after making a call to nature, I hear a banging on my door and the door knob rattling. I'm like OH ****. I quickly put my headphones on or try to pretend that i am sleeping, just in case Mrs. Yoda breaks out with old woman strength. Then I hear her son in law come to the scence and they both argue (I think they don't get along), and he flushes the toilet. They continue to argue all the way to living room and then simmer down. Then in the corridor i hear say "Flush! Flush" in her broken 80 yo English.



































oh and did it again twice.

[IbnMardhiyah]

55 years from now when your strength is gone, your eyesight and mind are fading, with dementia setting in ... just remember what goes around comes around.

what goes around
goes around
goes around
comes all the way back around
yeahhhh

[Kona_Silat]

She's a kaffir..who care right.

[sheikh_biryani]

the real question is: wth do you eat all day? :P

[shsh]

Originally Posted by sheikh_biryani

the real question is: wth do you eat all day? :P

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but i just wanted ""

[Sea_of_Roses]

wow...you are pathetic

[Kona_Silat]

Originally Posted by sheikh_biryani

the real question is: wth do you eat all day? :P

Burritos cause its cheap.

[sheikh_biryani]

Originally Posted by Kona_Silat

Burritos cause its cheap.

ok...yeah, that would do it

[Skinwalker]

Originally Posted by Kona_Silat

She's a kaffir..who care right.

That's about as bigoted as sing She's a redskin, ******, chink, cracker, whop, wetback etc...(insert your own epithet).

You have used your own religion as an excuse to behave badly.:sad:

[Aryan_]

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

55 years from now when your strength is gone, your eyesight and mind are fading, with dementia setting in ... just remember what goes around comes around

Maybe she pulled the same prank on someone fifty years ago.

[Anderson]

You're 26 you should grow up a little, there are more classy ways of pissing annoying old women off.

[Kona_Silat]

Originally Posted by Aryan_

Maybe she pulled the same prank on someone fifty years ago.

That's probably true cause ALLAH was using me to as a vehicle to annoy her for past transgression.

[tinkerbell]

hahahahhahahahahahaha.

[Skinwalker]

Originally Posted by Kona_Silat

That's probably true cause ALLAH was using me to as a vehicle to annoy her for past transgression.

No. I think Allah was testing you to see how much love you have to give, and you failed to pass the test. You should also respect your elders.

[LEGALEAGLE]

Originally Posted by Kona_Silat

That's probably true cause ALLAH was using me to as a vehicle to annoy her for past transgression.

you have a napoleon complex..smoking all that pot is beginning to catch up...