Re: Prank I Played On An 80 Year Old Lady
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Originally Posted by Kona_Silat
A while back, I rent a room near Cal State with some old Indonesian family and a share the bathroom with 80 something year old lady. The old lady is somewhat annoying and causes a lot of drama. So one night while i was taking a dump, I decide to not to flush the toilet and leave my mandingo-sized dump in the water. I figure i'd let the old lday take a look at that alabama snake floating in the water and let her envy my masterpiece. So 20 minutes later after making a call to nature, I hear a banging on my door and the door knob rattling. I'm like OH ****. I quickly put my headphones on or try to pretend that i am sleeping, just in case Mrs. Yoda breaks out with old woman strength. Then I hear her son in law come to the scence and they both argue (I think they don't get along), and he flushes the toilet. They continue to argue all the way to living room and then simmer down. Then in the corridor i hear say "Flush! Flush" in her broken 80 yo English.  |
thats horrible. i hope she craps on your keyboard
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