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11-20-2007, 06:44 PM
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Stupid things you and your friends do
ok i'll start off
once, me, ilikemyscarf, and AyEshAa went out to eat. Ayesha got something on me. i think it was sauce or something..and so i tired putting something on her but her arm hit her glass of coke and it fell to the floor 
so we were thinking "omg what will we do?the dudes gonna come with our food!"
so we start kicking all the ice under the table and putting napkins on the floor to dry it a bit.
then every 10 mins i updated them on how fast the ice was melting 
Another day, scarfy n me were in the car and she was driving while telling me how she knows when her brakes are on. and she went into a deep explanation that when the brake light shows behind the steering wheel, the brakes are on. and this whole time, shes pointing and looking at the brake light. then like 5 mins later, shes liek "OMG MY BRAKES ARE ON "
slowwwww 
Then once all three of us were walking to Deel's house and we were crossing the street and a car was coming. me and Ayesha were walking on the side and all of a sudden scarfy yells "CARRR" and runs across the street. and us, being the idiots we are, run across aswell then she turns around to see if we actually ran and laughed at us 
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11-20-2007, 06:47 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
I sat back laughing at the stupidity of you two idiots. It was entertaining watching you two scrambling around looking for paper towels to clean the mess up.
Tehehehehhe.
Edit : for the second one, stupidddddddd, it was the emergency brake!
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11-20-2007, 06:54 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
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I sat back laughing at the stupidity of you two idiots. It was entertaining watching you two scrambling around looking for paper towels to clean the mess up.
Tehehehehhe.
Edit : for the second one, stupidddddddd, it was the emergency brake! |
actually i think u sat there calling us names 
nuh uhhhhhhh. u were like OMG THE BRAKE'S ON! and then u turned it off  i think it was the hand brake or something 
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"Friends on that Day will be foes; one to another except Al-Muttaqoon (the pious)"
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11-20-2007, 07:08 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
My friend once broke some dudes back...he slammed him onto the edge of a Arcade Machine...
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11-20-2007, 07:13 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
hahahahaha!
this thread should have our names on it, we'll be posting 24/7
too many stories to post
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My friend once broke some dudes back...he slammed him onto the edge of a Arcade Machine...
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was the dude an idiot?
if so, that isn't stupid. it's cool 
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“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
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11-20-2007, 09:27 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
We did a lot of crazy stuff in highschool .... turned the whole place into a freaking zoo.
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11-20-2007, 09:34 PM
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ummm...stupid?
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no, fun
high school
wait till Ayesha finds this thread.
i can't seem to remember much. just wait
short term memory yaar 
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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11-20-2007, 10:06 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
For security Purposes I'm going to rename my friends real names with Ghetto Thuggish Names.
One Time my friends Tyrone, Jerome, and myself were at a Masjid praying Maghrib and then were going to go eat. So me and Tyrone get to the car while Jerome was talking to some one an was coming behind us, so we run to the car quickly and we see Jerome coming so we quickly back out so he starts to follow the car. There was a small round-about / circle so i start going around the circle as he is following, so he goes around the other side, so i go in REVERSE and he starts going that way, once again i go FORWARD, all along in the middle of the roundabout were some cones (construction cones), now Jerome has some anger management problems SO HE GOES LUNATIC and grabs the CONES, there r big CONES but rubber, so HE STARTS TOSSING THEM at the car LOL and goes crazy! and starts jumping on the car...
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11-20-2007, 10:10 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
When we were coming back from Florida this past MARCH my friends were tossing Starbuck's Cold Drink Mocha / Coffee bottles out the car onto the highway (I-95 South) at 80MPH. 
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11-20-2007, 11:35 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
once, me and three friends went out to eat at this gyro place. so it was 4 of us hijabis laughing like idiots waiting to order. my other friend's bro was at the cash register. so we were ordering and paying..one of my friends owed me a dollar from earlier and so when she got her change, she paid me back. and i was holding a twenty dollar bill in my other hand. i meant to stick the one dollar in my purse and hand the dude the twenty dollars but i did the opposite...so the guy just kept STARING at me n im like what?! n i kept looking at my friend n back at him and he did the same so finally i look at his hand and im liek omg did i just give u a dollar?
...yeah and now that guy's in my chemistry class 
n thennn once me n my friend were going to the computer lab or something and we had just gotten up the stairs n i was turned around talking when all of a sudden i see this big tall thing in my face. n i look up n its my brother's friend. n i like jumped back n started walking away really fast
(this guy was also the brother of the dude i gave the one dollar to )
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11-20-2007, 11:42 PM
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Re: Stupid things you and your friends do
ROFL MP.
remember when we went to eat at chicago style gyros?
yasmin kept criticizing the food and making us laugh real loud
everyone was looking
and remember the time we ate at best of india?
i asked for mango juice and the waiter brought me a sprite.
that idiot . he kept smiling. i'm like no. not funny. bring me my mango!
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When we were coming back from Florida this past MARCH my friends were tossing Starbuck's Cold Drink Mocha / Coffee bottles out the car onto the highway (I-95 South) at 80MPH. |
if i was driving behind you
and one of your cups hit my windshield
i'd run you over.
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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11-20-2007, 11:54 PM
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ROFL MP.
remember when we went to eat at chicago style gyros?
yasmin kept criticizing the food and making us laugh real loud
everyone was looking
and remember the time we ate at best of india?
i asked for mango juice and the waiter brought me a sprite.
that idiot . he kept smiling. i'm like no. not funny. bring me my mango! |
no no! ur cousin asked for a sprite and he brought her mango
so we were all like "umm thats not sprite"
n he was like "just drink it. it is liek a sprite"
bwahahhahah
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My Lord, Expand for me my breast and make my work easy for me and loosen the knot from my tongue so they may understand my speech (Quran)
In happy moments, praise Allah. In difficult moments, seek Allah. In quiet moments, worship Allah. In painful moments, trust Allah. In every moment, thank Allah.
"Friends on that Day will be foes; one to another except Al-Muttaqoon (the pious)"
[al-Zukhruf 43:67]
Last edited by muslimahpower : 11-21-2007 at 11:50 AM.
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11-21-2007, 12:21 AM
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lol NO! i was the one he gave the sprite to! and i ordered mango juice.
c'mon now i don't drink sodas
let's stop talking about this now. we have no mango juice in the house and i'm craving 
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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11-21-2007, 12:26 AM
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lol NO! i was the one he gave the sprite to! and i ordered mango juice.
c'mon now i don't drink sodas
let's stop talking about this now. we have no mango juice in the house and i'm craving |
hahah! MANGO MANGO MANGO!!!!!!! Oh How i Love thee MAngo! The sweet nectar ! the mmmm pulp of a mango juice!
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