[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by Wolfn

You and me both. I love their peanut-butter and chocolate cheesecake. It's like the world's largest Recees Peanut-butter cup.

Try Cold Stone's "Peanut Butter Cup Perfection" ice cream.. you'll love it

[ssalmanj]

So what is the best, most efficient way of drying a wet beard? I've always found it tricky to dry my beard. The towel alone doesn't seem to cut it. What do you guys do?

[Wolfn]

Originally Posted by ssalmanj

So what is the best, most efficient way of drying a wet beard? I've always found it tricky to dry my beard. The towel alone doesn't seem to cut it. What do you guys do?

Hairdryer?

[infamousbrown]

Originally Posted by ssalmanj

So what is the best, most efficient way of drying a wet beard? I've always found it tricky to dry my beard. The towel alone doesn't seem to cut it. What do you guys do?

I let the water stream forth like the newly melted ice from the top of a fjord. Drying is for sissies.

Originally Posted by Wolfn

Hairdryer?

Case in point.

[dreamdeferred]

Originally Posted by infamousbrown

I let the water stream forth like the newly melted ice from the top of a fjord. Drying is for sissies

I'm dyin over here..........A+ for overly detailed use of visual imagery.



For all you dudes with beards......help a follically challenged brother out. I don't have great genes for facial hair, normally I keep a chin strap that I can line up pretty neatly but lately I've been dissatisfied with the wimpiness of this look. I'm trying to grow the sucka out more substantially but I get this patchwork thats totally unacceptable since I wanna look at least semi-professional. Since the goatee grows at twice the rate as the cheek/jaw hair I'm gonna use a trimmer to keep things as even as possible.

a) do any of you deal with this issue?
b) what kind of electric works best?
c) am I really a 12 year old girl trapped in a 29 year old man's body?

Duas please

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by infamousbrown

So brothers it's been a few days since our last post.

Does anyone need duas? Hugs? Hugduas? Flowers? Lowepants?

Does Sumiya wish she were a man?


All this and more in today's installment of MMMMMMMPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH


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haterrrrrrrrr

[ssalmanj]

^ Hey!! What are you doing here? Go away. I don't post in FPH.

[m_ali_qazi]

my wife forces me to dress nice

anyone have that problem?

[infamousbrown]

Originally Posted by dreamdeferred

For all you dudes with beards......wah wah wah I'm not a real man wah wah....


a) do any of you deal with this issue?
b) what kind of electric works best?
c) am I really a 12 year old girl trapped in a 29 year old man's body?

Duas please

a) No
b) I use my wahl clippers that I cut my hair with to keep le beard even
c) 12 year old girls on islamica are probably hairier than you'll ever be

[dreamdeferred]

Originally Posted by infamousbrown

a) No
b) I use my wahl clippers that I cut my hair with to keep le beard even
c) 12 year old girls on islamica are probably hairier than you'll ever be

a) I hate you and your face
b) I might need something with more settings
c) harsh

Originally Posted by m_ali_qazi

my wife forces me to dress nice

anyone have that problem?

That's a good thing dude, velvet jumpsuits ain't gonna cut it anymore...........you're a grown-a$$ man.


Ok guys how would you deal with this scenario.........you walk into the washroom and see a banana peel in the trashcan. What do you do?

[ssalmanj]

Is it just me or does hair on this part of the face really bug any of you?

[infamousbrown]

Originally Posted by dreamdeferred

a) I hate you and your face

As you should. It and my beard are beauteous. [Although that is an old ass pic and it's much fuller now. Scale your jealously appropriately]


*snip*

Originally Posted by dreamdeferred

Ok guys how would you deal with this scenario.........you walk into the washroom and see a banana peel in the trashcan. What do you do?

I kick down the door of the first stall and punch whoever is in there in the face. Twice if it's Sumiyia.

[dreamdeferred]

Originally Posted by infamousbrown

As you should. It and my beard are beauteous. [Although that is an old ass pic and it's much fuller now. Scale your jealously appropriately]

You win gangsta.......my beard is on the come up though. Your beard vs my beard...Las Vegas........6 months.

I kick down the door of the first stall and punch whoever is in there in the face. Twice if it's Sumiyia.

Dude....it was in my apartment

I was like......hold up... wait.... is that a freaking banana peel?

[Revert]

Originally Posted by dreamdeferred

I'm dyin over here..........A+ for overly detailed use of visual imagery.



For all you dudes with beards......help a follically challenged brother out. I don't have great genes for facial hair, normally I keep a chin strap that I can line up pretty neatly but lately I've been dissatisfied with the wimpiness of this look. I'm trying to grow the sucka out more substantially but I get this patchwork thats totally unacceptable since I wanna look at least semi-professional. Since the goatee grows at twice the rate as the cheek/jaw hair I'm gonna use a trimmer to keep things as even as possible.

a) do any of you deal with this issue?
b) what kind of electric works best?
c) am I really a 12 year old girl trapped in a 29 year old man's body?

Duas please

My beard is patchy as hell so if i'm not rocking the clean shaven look i'll use my Remington beard trimmer to keep it short. Wahl are the best though.

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

SISSIES!



*runs*