[MossadConspiracy]

yeah most of the time

[Aryan_]

Originally Posted by MossadConspiracy

yeah most of the time

Does the flavour change? I don't want my concubine to notice

[Timbit]

Dunno about the flavour but they're more likely to break. No reason to use an expired condom. Stop being cheap and get new ones.

[Aryan_]

Originally Posted by Timbit

Stop being cheap

If I was cheap I wouldn't be paying her to see her.

[Timbit]

Originally Posted by Aryan_

If I was cheap I wouldn't be paying her to see her.

Okay... well, don't use expired condoms.

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu

you faked a three page catfight? how is that funny...?

it's always funny to talk ridiculous smack ("your face sucks so much, when you were a kid, your mother turned you upside down and held you by the legs to use you as a vacuum cleaner.." etc etc). but yeah, it wasn't that amusing in and of itself. fortunately, it didn't occur in a vacuum.

[Revert]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

it's always funny to talk ridiculous smack ("your face sucks so much, when you were a kid, your mother turned you upside down and held you by the legs to use you as a vacuum cleaner.." etc etc). but yeah, it wasn't that amusing in and of itself. fortunately, it didn't occur in a vacuum.

It's what dudes do...i guess wimminz just don't get it.

[zakk]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

it's always funny to talk ridiculous smack ("your face sucks so much, when you were a kid, your mother turned you upside down and held you by the legs to use you as a vacuum cleaner.." etc etc). but yeah, it wasn't that amusing in and of itself. fortunately, it didn't occur in a vacuum.

it's much more amusing in rap form.

[IbnMardhiyah]

Originally Posted by zakk

it's much more amusing in rap form.

Go easy on him this time. He's still recovering.

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by zakk

it's much more amusing in rap form.

finally, you acknowledge my unmatched battle skillz.

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

finally, you acknowledge my unmatched battle skillz.

Unmatched... in the United States. Not globally, homie.

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

Unmatched... in the United States. Not globally, homie.

Uhhh not even in the United States. In his household probably

[Revert]

Originally Posted by wheelworks

Uhhh not even in the United States. In his household probably

DO you even know what they are talking about?

Sixpack has a history of pwning n00bs in the old version of the board in online rap battles.

[shadha]

Revert, I do not, whatsoever, remember you before The Great Depression. I actually thought you were a noob until I read one of your recent posts, which led me to finally noticed the Senior Member tag. Did you change usernames?


shadha-

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

Unmatched... in the United States. Not globally, homie.

bring it, fool!

Originally Posted by Revert

DO you even know what they are talking about?

Sixpack has a history of pwning n00bs in the old version of the board in online rap battles.

haha.. man, i just realized all of those raps are gone forever

except this one (remember this, zakk?)

the crack on the gum was previously predicted
is that all you got? no pain was inflicted.
im gonna make you rue this / all the dissin on the gum
i'm the lyrical joe louis / and you be this months bum
i'd clarify on the girth dis / but i dont want a tantrum
i won't name no names but i didn't mean my mama
i can't specify the aunty, coz she'll cause too much drama
and if she gets "hoppin" mad the earthll feel mad trauma
she lives in california so there might be a quake
50 had her in mind with that line about cake
so aunty close yo' mouth and concentrate on chewin
you used up the gum line / you got nothin else to be spewin
me, i got a still in my mind / with tons of rhymes brewin
so let me get down to the root, like i was from illadelph
others speak for you coz you can't speak for yourself
i'm able to represent because im so eloquent
i'll even give you props / since im nice & benevolent
though your age is still evident - for a girl, you're semi-intelligent
but your gender can't rap and i'm bein' for real
give up now and go watch reruns of ally mcbeal
eat some soy, cover your eyes with orange peel
make me a sandwich - you know, the whole deal
and yeah, your raps are short, but that isnt all
i know this one aunty, she ain't exactly tall
ain't your fault - way back when, people were shorter overall
so hey, by the way, you seen the new flick, sunehri halal?
haha, i can't believe you thought i was serious
you may not be senile, but i think you delirious
they might call you "hydro" but you don't generate power
you a little drizzle, i'm a torrential rhyme shower
in fact screw that / im nuclear like chernobyl
im abstract but exact / i spit propaganda like goebbels
you right my mama got dissed the day i was born
coz the nurses said to her i had a future in porn
they meant well / but things got a bit tense
momz raised hell / she took major offense
she was all screamin, "yo, i got beef!"
"this is my son - the future rap caliph!"