[Aryan_]

Self improvement is masturbation.

[Revert]

Originally Posted by Aryan_

Self improvement is masturbation.

eeeeeerrrrr you bummer!

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

That guarantee isn't worth the pile of fecal matter in your cranium that you try to pawn off as a brain. My body fat percentage is way less than yours because I ain't some excessively obese samosa-and-gulabjamun chomping Memon who waddles around like a duck.

Bring it. The difference between me and you is I have more muscular legs [years of biking uphill, thanks] and better abs [50 crunches a night, solid].

More muscular legs.. from biking uphill? ***** please. I can squat 400 lbs.

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

That sounds more like the inflatable blow-up I hear you keep doing these days [not getting any huh?] but ...

I'm married, alhamdulillah. I'm guessing you're projecting, re: the inflatable blow up doll.

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

Oh wait, no it isnt.

Duh. Please see the first sentence I wrote in this post.

Well, hey, if you think you've got a shot, I'll be at RIS - we can always set up a friendly sparring session at a nearby gym. We can even wear 16 oz gloves and headgear, for your sake.

We could go to 10 oz gloves and no headgear, but you'll have to sign a waiver.

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

Asking questions like that is like asking a highschooler to recite the alphabet.

Asking questions like that and the others that you did a cut-and-paste job on, to a Cisco engineer, is even more laughable.

None of those questions were a cut and paste job. One of them was actually a pretty complex operating systems kernel question (if read by someone with any technical ability).

Nice duck, though.

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

I still have the score from my last Cisco exam - 930 / 1000 - which has to be done every two years. I answer to Cisco on this, and not to some fat memon, thanks.

(Nice try anyways, but you still fail.)

Cisco has a million certs. If you actually had one, you'd be aware of that and specify instead of just saying "Cisco exam." Either way, I guarantee you don't have the only one that matters (CCIE).

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

The only reason why you would take a shower three times a day in chilly weather is because at the age of 27, you still soil your pants daily because of really horrible bladder control and constant diarrhea from all that crap you eat.

Hey, at the age of 27, unlike you, I've at least still got a full head of thick hair (alh).

The only time I've demonstrated bad bladder control is when I've been pissing all over your posts in this thread.

.. and the crap I eat? Shall I quote some of your posts where you drool over the foods that contribute to your jowls & gut? At least when I eat a large pizza, my body synthesizes the protein and I build some muscle

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

If you want to impress me, try wearing some pads and use some Pepto-Bismol, thanks.

That impresses you, eh? I'll let your next rishta know.

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

Pssst. (*whispers*)

Between me and you, you know it wasn't me who went off about how he chooses nothing less than Brooks Brothers. But don't worry dude! That'll be your little secret! And I won't tell anyone.

That doesn't even make sense. Brooks Brothers is quality, but they're not exactly the choice of metrosexuals. It's uncle-gear for work.

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

I don't call people metro, and what other people call me just flies over my head like a 747.

Kind of like basic math. But the fact that you're not able to grasp it doesn't change the reality.

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

I think we both know that I get by quite nicely, alhamdulillaah. So stop posing.

I didn't say you didn't

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

I own the Moon AND I'm the President of Mars.

Next.

Yeh mera baap ka aasman hai.

[sixpakistan]

ok, enough people have pm'd/im'd me about this thread that it's getting irritating. it was funny while it lasted.

in spite of ibnM's protestations, i'm going to end this. i think islamica's ninnies have had enough fun getting drunk on their self-righteousness, and we've certainly had fun watching you

i must say, i'm shocked MossadConspiracy took as long as he did to throw his humbler-than-thou 2 cents in the mix

also, in response to the queries, i wanted to specify that i was also not being serious about RIS, i.e., i won't be there. we may be overseas then iA.

in conclusion, i would like to say that ibnM is indeed almost as handsome and intelligent as i am, and a very eligible bachelor. who dresses nicely. mA.

and most of you are a bunch of effete morons.

p.s. i can still beat up anyone on islamica

[Bruinrab]

Darn. My popcorn just got done.

[RestlessSoul]

Originally Posted by Revert

Wait thats more like what i am rocking...

wait, so you're bald and have a neck that's only connected to your head on one side?

[IbnMardhiyah]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

ok, enough people have pm'd/im'd me about this thread that it's getting irritating. it was funny while it lasted.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA




*** high fives sixpak and opens up some sparkling pakola bottles ***

man, these guys are such suckers

and most of you are a bunch of effete morons.

p.s. i can still beat up anyone on islamica

To all the effete morons who couldn't keep their mouth shut: - Me and Sixpak's pissing matches are as part and parcel of Islamica as all of its other utterly fake and classic dramas -

- girls falling for a qute boy named Qasim,
- Modern_Muslim and his fake pictures,
- Pakiprincess,
- SweetLilSamosa going crazy over Merajy,
- hell ... even GotFive getting married.

Me and Six were just going at each other's throats for the hell of it, we don't even care if it was just us two duking it out, we just wanted to insult each other publicly and laugh about it privately - which we did, all throughout the duration of this thread. In the background me and Six were reppin' each other on the exact same posts that we were tearing apart in public, and all the while we were keeled over on our chairs from laughing so much. Dammit, laughing this much, especially in the dead of the winter, should be a crime, even a sin.

But hey, that's why we love coming to Islamica.

Because all you silly little predictable idiots [MC, Aryan, the noobs] are going to fall for it.



ahhh islamica

[TrentReznor858]

Originally Posted by MossadConspiracy

Best. Scene. EVER. Christian Bale is the best actor of our time.

[TrentReznor858]

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA




*** high fives sixpak and opens up some sparkling pakola bottles ***

man, these guys are such suckers





To all the effete morons who couldn't keep their mouth shut: - Me and Sixpak's pissing matches are as part and parcel of Islamica as all of its other utterly fake and classic dramas -

- girls falling for a qute boy named Qasim,
- Modern_Muslim and his fake pictures,
- Pakiprincess,
- SweetLilSamosa going crazy over Merajy,
- hell ... even GotFive getting married.

Me and Six were just going at each other's throats for the hell of it, we don't even care if it was just us two duking it out, we just wanted to insult each other publicly and laugh about it privately - which we did, all throughout the duration of this thread. In the background me and Six were reppin' each other on the exact same posts that we were tearing apart in public, and all the while we were keeled over on our chairs from laughing so much. Dammit, laughing this much, especially in the dead of the winter, should be a crime, even a sin.

But hey, that's why we love coming to Islamica.

Because all you silly little predictable idiots [MC, Aryan, the noobs] are going to fall for it.



ahhh islamica

Actually, it seemed like you guys were flirting

[Anderson]

Originally Posted by MossadConspiracy

does anybody remember that scene in American Psycho where he's banging the girl and becomes enamored by his own appearance in the mirror and how muscular and appealing his physique is? He starts flexing and checking himself out in various poses

Or the part where he's narrating his daily life and he brags about the exercises he does, the physique he has, the product he uses in his hair, the skin care products he uses, the kind of cufflinks and ties he wears, the brand of suit he wears, the amount of money he earns, the number and quality of women he attracts, the ivy league college and business school he attended, and so on...

that was such a good novel and movie

That was a great scene but I love the one where he kills the hobo after initially acting so nice.

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

you faked a three page catfight? how is that funny...?

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

man, these guys are such suckers

I guess you don't have anything better to do than act like a Metrosexual idiot in public and laugh about it in private huh

[Revert]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

and most of you are a bunch of effete morons.

p.s. i can still beat up anyone on islamica

I dunno Dehzen knows Kung Fu, we have all seen the matrix..*slow motion kung fu moves*

Originally Posted by RestlesSoul

wait, so you're bald and have a neck that's only connected to your head on one side?

Stop making fun of me..i can't help being born like that.