[shsh]

Originally Posted by Revert

wait what are the wimmins still doing here?

exactly what min do in FPH...duh!

Originally Posted by Variable

So who here knows their blood type? I must say I actually have forgotten, I need to go back and donate blood.

A+ numberr vun yaar!

[Timbit]

B+

I asked my doctor once out of interest and then he tested me for it. Then the time after that, he was like "So what's your blood type?" To see if I remembered. And of course I didn't... so then he stuck a label with it permanently to the back of my health card.

[TrentReznor858]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

Besides, someone has to call out BintM on his endless bragging and metrosexuality once in a while.

The irony of that statement obviously escapes you.

[TrentReznor858]

Originally Posted by Timbit

Don't appreciate your simile there.

Is knocking women around, even if they are your concubines, something that's Islamically sanctioned?

I dont know which is worse that statement or his pathetically insecure description of how he looks (Veined arms oooo)

[sixpakistan]

settle down, ladies. there will be much posturing, misogyny and threats of violence in here. tobacco use is encouraged. this is the testosterone thread.. men only. you're free to furtively browse, but noone wants to hear your silly and whiny "opinions."

*puffs cigar*

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by TrentReznor858

I dont know which is worse that statement or his pathetically insecure description of how he looks (Veined arms oooo)

the key is bulging AND veined

when you have a forearm that is thick and still veined, that indicates excellent vascularity and muscle development

(alhamdulillah)

(btw, my above post includes you, too)

[TrentReznor858]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

the key is bulging AND veined

when you have a forearm that is thick and still veined, that indicates excellent vascularity and muscle development

(alhamdulillah)

(btw, my above post includes you, too)

Sorry I dont swing that way, but I am flattered.

And your descriptions are really horrible. I dont know if you are trying to be funny, or maybe you really are that pathetic.

[IbnMardhiyah]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

I guarantee that you have a higher overall bodyfat %.

That guarantee isn't worth the pile of fecal matter in your cranium that you try to pawn off as a brain. My body fat percentage is way less than yours because I ain't some excessively obese samosa-and-gulabjamun chomping Memon who waddles around like a duck.

The difference between you and I is that I have a thick and defined chest, broad shoulders, muscular legs, rock solid 17.5" biceps, and bulging, nicely veined forearms (alhamdulillah). So my stomach is proportional to the rest of me, just softer.

Bring it. The difference between me and you is I have more muscular legs [years of biking uphill, thanks] and better abs [50 crunches a night, solid].

Whereas you're a classically underdeveloped and soft Bihari, who I could knock around like a disobedient concubine.

That sounds more like the inflatable blow-up I hear you keep doing these days [not getting any huh?] but ... how you mistook that description for my ashraful-makhluqaat physique is beyond me.

Oh wait, no it isnt.

Duh. Please see the first sentence I wrote in this post.

Ah, yes, the one category that requires the most "mindless memorization." Figures. Nevertheless, I'm pretty sure you couldn't spell "BGP" without googling first.

Asking questions like that is like asking a highschooler to recite the alphabet.

Asking questions like that and the others that you did a cut-and-paste job on, to a Cisco engineer, is even more laughable.

I still have the score from my last Cisco exam - 930 / 1000 - which has to be done every two years. I answer to Cisco on this, and not to some fat memon, thanks.

(Nice try anyways, but you still fail.)

How? I shower for the purpose of cleanliness, not appearance.

The only reason why you would take a shower three times a day in chilly weather is because at the age of 27, you still soil your pants daily because of really horrible bladder control and constant diarrhea from all that crap you eat.

If you want to impress me, try wearing some pads and use some Pepto-Bismol, thanks.

... gush on a messageboard about the name brands I wear, etc.

Pssst. (*whispers*)

Between me and you, you know it wasn't me who went off about how he chooses nothing less than Brooks Brothers. But don't worry dude! That'll be your little secret! And I won't tell anyone.

Come on now. You're the one who quickly earned a solid rep for metroness here and who people keep calling metro, not me. What is it Aryan calls you.. IbnManicure? Where there's smoke, there's a flamer.

I don't call people metro, and what other people call me just flies over my head like a 747.

Right. I make more money than you and don't have to kiss people's asses or schmooze with boozehounds doing it.

I think we both know that I get by quite nicely, alhamdulillaah. So stop posing.

Yeah, I've been to the moon. I went there in a solid gold space shuttle encrusted with diamonds. Next. *yawn*

I own the Moon AND I'm the President of Mars.

Next.

[sally]

here's some estrogen because this thread needs calming down

[Ilikemyscarf]

OMG!!!!

[ABCDGIRL]

Originally Posted by ABCDGIRL

For those of you who have CURLY hair how do you do your hair style? What kind of products do you use?

No seriously. Really

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Originally Posted by ABCDGIRL

No seriously. Really

kenra curl defining creme

then I finger curl my hair just so I get good clumps.

[displaced]

I just realized this is MPH.

[MossadConspiracy]

does anybody remember that scene in American Psycho where he's banging the girl and becomes enamored by his own appearance in the mirror and how muscular and appealing his physique is? He starts flexing and checking himself out in various poses

Or the part where he's narrating his daily life and he brags about the exercises he does, the physique he has, the product he uses in his hair, the skin care products he uses, the kind of cufflinks and ties he wears, the brand of suit he wears, the amount of money he earns, the number and quality of women he attracts, the ivy league college and business school he attended, and so on...

that was such a good novel and movie