Help, I can't see my feet when I look down...

[Jamroll]

I just realised that when I look down I can no longer see my feet. Yikes!

Please post tips and advice on what Jamroll can do to view his pretty little pinkies again.

This thread can also be used to poke fun at fat people, and how you think they shouldn't be allowed any healthcare or benefits because they are lard buckets.

Also, Chotoo, Spice and any other fatties, feel free to post your stories.

[Salahadeen]

You can use a mirror to look at your feet. Problem solved.

[Jamroll]

Salahadeen said

You can use a mirror to look at your feet. Problem solved.

Hmm, that doesn't sound likea bad idea. Would I need to carry a mirror with me at all times, a little makeup one, like in my man purse?

[ChotooMotoo]

buy longer shoes? Stand on one leg, raising your foot so you can see if you tied the shoe properly? When you sit down, put your feet up on a stool?

I can't see my feet when I look down, and haven't been since certain feminine fatty objects attached themselves to my chest. In order to see my feet, I have to kind of strain my neck and bend over a bit. Of course, in the next few months the situation will be worse, and I will have more than these two fatty lumps obscuring my view.

[shadha]

Hold your breath...hold it...hold it...HOLD ITTTT.....ta-da! You can see your little [Halal] piggies again!


shadha-

[shadha]

ChotooMotoo: Of course, in the next few months the situation will be worse, and I will have more than these two fatty lumps obscuring my view.

Is that your way of secretly saying you're pregnant and will be showing in a few months?


shadha-

[wheelworks]

*ahem*

[Jamroll]

shadha said

Hold your breath...hold it...hold it...HOLD ITTTT.....ta-da! You can see your little [Halal] piggies again!


shadha-

Alas, I passed that hold-it-in-to-fake-slimness phase aaaaages ago. When I hold my breath now, all it does is change the bulge from beachball to 8 months pregnant.

[ChotooMotoo]

shadha said

ChotooMotoo: Of course, in the next few months the situation will be worse, and I will have more than these two fatty lumps obscuring my view.

Is that your way of secretly saying you're pregnant and will be showing in a few months?


shadha-

Go read FPH

[MossadConspiracy]

breast reduction

[wheelworks]

shadha said

Is that your way of secretly saying you're pregnant and will be showing in a few months?


shadha-

Oolala

I can babysit if you need someone responsible

[shadha]

I like never venture into that thread. It's just way too girly for me.

But for your post I will.


shadha-

[ChotooMotoo]

wheelworks said

Oolala

I can babysit if you need someone responsible

I think the "someone responsible" part kind of disqualifies you

[wheelworks]

ChotooMotoo said

I think the "someone responsible" part kind of disqualifies you

When ever I carry and make faces at a crying infant, they stop crying donchaknow

[ChotooMotoo]

wheelworks said

When ever I carry and make faces at a crying infant, they stop crying donchaknow

Is that because you scared them so bad, they stopped breathing?