[heba]

Originally Posted by zakk

please make dua that something I don't want to happen does not happen.

if it happens I can handle it but it would really suck big time. and i would cry a lot.

hi zakky
duaas hows the babbbyyyyyyyyy?

[sally]

zakk..duas

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i would like to say that i AM A DRAMA QUEEN AND feel sick and want to throw up everything i ate. I HATE MOOD SWINGS.

[Ilikemyscarf]

Hey you guys, i'm feeling ****ty too. But this cracked me up.

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER
(dating is not an option, its un-Islamic)



NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, religious affiliation and current medical report from your doctor.


1. NAME_________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH____________

2. HEIGHT__________ WEIGHT__________ I.Q. _________ G.P.A._________ NET WORTH ___________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY#___________________DRIVERS LICENSE # __________

4. RANK AT THE MOSQUE _______________________WHAT ROW DO YOU PRAY IN FOR JAMMAT___________________

5. HOME ADDRESS_____________________CITY/STATE_________ZIP/POST CODE_______

6. Does your father have more than one wife? __________


What rank is your mother in your father's harem?_________________

7. Number of years parents married _____________________________________

8. Do you own a camel?_____ A 7-11 or similar enterprise?____ Drive a taxi cab?_________

9. In 50 words or less, what does KHILAFAH mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ____________________

__________________________________________________ ____________________

__________________________________________________ _____________________




10. In 50 words or less, what does the concept of HIJAB mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________




11. In 50 words or less, what does JIHAD and religious martyrdom mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________




12. Mosque you attend? ________________________ How often?___________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, uncle, aunt, cousins, neighbors and mullah?

_________________

14. Answer by filling in the blank please answer freely - all answers are confidential ( That means tell me so I can tell the whole community).

A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is ______________

B. The best place to detonate a bomb is___________________________

C. A womans place is in the_______________________________________________ _

D. The one thing I hope ALLAH does not ask me about on the Day of Judgement is ___________________________

E. The last time I sat at the HOOKA was_____________

F. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is _______________________
(NOTE If answer F begins with a T, H(ijab, that is) or A, discontinue and get back on your camel; keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised).

G. The land of Palestine should be returned to__________

H. I face Mecca ______ time(s) a day.

I. I drink ______ cup(s) of tea a day.

J. I eat with my ______hands ______ kitchen utensils (please check one)

K. Your daughter's dowry is worth

_______her weight in gold

_______the weight of my mother

_______forty camels

_______There is no measure




L. Upon marriage, my wife and I will live (check all that apply)

__________ in an apartment

__________ in a BIG home

__________ with my parents

__________ with her parents

__________ with my other wife(s)

__________ all of the above




15. Are you a Doctor or an Engineer?______________________________________




I SWEAR BY ALLAH THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF
MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH




__________________________________________

Signature (that means write your name, camel jockey)


.................................................. ............................

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.

Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury) not that I would tell my daughter if a boy called ANYWAY. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white turbons and carryinggun cases (You might want to watch your back, we come from a crazy peoples).

[thejellymill]

all it takes for some ppl is 1 word to cut you down.

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

all it takes for some ppl is 1 word to cut you down.

awww... I think you're totally awesome (except your math skills, those totally suck) when you finish your exams, you should eat ice cream.

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by sally

i am sooo creeped out by somebody. EW EW EW barf at creepy people

*breathes creepily down your neck...*

[the_only_one]

salamu alykum ladies,

congrats on all the amazing things that happened while i was gone.
honorary mention goes to fooz, zakk, squeeky. (did i miss anything else?)

ive got a quick question:

for those who've been to Hajj/Umrah: what kinda menstrual contraceptives have you used and how did you find them? oral: 2x day/pills...too annoying....depo shot: side effects? most importantly: were there any irregularites in your cycle afterwards?

thanks a million and du3as all around.

[serendipity_000]

Weird, but every time a guy likes me and I reject him, he ends up getting married exactly 5 months later...like five months exactly for all of them....everyone who wants to get married should like me...

[fatima]

Originally Posted by serendipity_000

Weird, but every time a guy likes me and I reject him, he ends up getting married exactly 5 months later...like five months exactly for all of them....everyone who wants to get married should like me...

how YOU doin'

*starts the countdown*

[the_only_one]

Originally Posted by the_only_one

salamu alykum ladies,

congrats on all the amazing things that happened while i was gone.
honorary mention goes to fooz, zakk, squeeky. (did i miss anything else?)

ive got a quick question:

for those who've been to Hajj/Umrah: what kinda menstrual contraceptives have you used and how did you find them? oral: 2x day/pills...too annoying....depo shot: side effects? most importantly: were there any irregularites in your cycle afterwards?

thanks a million and du3as all around.

so ill be skimming fph posts like a maniac to seek da answers...

until then .

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by the_only_one

so ill be skimming fph posts like a maniac to seek da answers...

until then .

just regular 1X per day BC pills. No, I didn't have any problems afterwords (I already had problems, if anything they kinda regulated my periods that month). I got 2 months worth to be sure my period would be timed for AFTER I got back, and I wouldn't experience break through bleeding.


On a side note: I finished my take home exam. I'm pretty confident about all my answers, except for the last question. I hope she'll give me good partial credit. I really want at least a B+ in this class.

[sumiyia]

ok QUESTION:

suppose you're hijabi now, and have been for like 5 years or a really long time... and someone puts up pictures of you without hijab. would you feel comfortable having those pictures up for everyone to see if they were taken in your pre-hijab days? what if you haven't changed much lookswise since you started wearing hijab, and that if anyone was to see it, they would think its a recent unhijabed picture of you?

[fatima]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

ok QUESTION:

suppose you're hijabi now, and have been for like 5 years or a really long time... and someone puts up pictures of you without hijab. would you feel comfortable having those pictures up for everyone to see if they were taken in your pre-hijab days? what if you haven't changed much lookswise since you started wearing hijab, and that if anyone was to see it, they would think its a recent unhijabed picture of you?

i'd ask them to take them down/crop me out. i wouldnt feel comfortable.

[moonlightrose]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

This sister's blog has caught my attention ever since Bruinrab posted a link to it the other day. I came across this post of hers and I must say, it's a real eye opener. Things we dont even think of....Palestinians who want to be like the Israelis..

interesting blog

Originally Posted by sumiyia

ok QUESTION:

suppose you're hijabi now, and have been for like 5 years or a really long time... and someone puts up pictures of you without hijab. would you feel comfortable having those pictures up for everyone to see if they were taken in your pre-hijab days? what if you haven't changed much lookswise since you started wearing hijab, and that if anyone was to see it, they would think its a recent unhijabed picture of you?

no, I wouldn't be comfortable AT ALL. and I would kindly ask them to take the pics down.