[AishaMysha]

I need wedding help!!!! This is an great task for all you procrastinators.

I need some awesome poses for pictures of desi bride/groom. and they should be indoor poses. if you guys can post pictures, or send me some through PM/email that would be awesome. and I need them ASAP.

please.

[thejellymill]

So I've wasted the whole day doing absolutely NOTHING. I have an exam tomorrow night, I completed the study guide but I haven't looked over it even once. Plus I lost the folder for that class which I dont even know how I accomplished 1 week before the exam, notes and all

I should leave my apartment before my roommates come back and tempt me with food. I need to studyyyyyyy!!! I also kinda wish my husband would come back before Sunday.

[Salika]

Originally Posted by Laimuun

how fun!

and my baby shower is this saturday iA, but I have to get through finals first. I don't want to study!

How exciting!

[zakk]

please make dua that something I don't want to happen does not happen.

if it happens I can handle it but it would really suck big time. and i would cry a lot.

[DramaRani]

Originally Posted by zakk

please make dua that something I don't want to happen does not happen.

if it happens I can handle it but it would really suck big time. and i would cry a lot.

Zakk, inshAllah things work out in your favor.

[sumiyia]

du'aas for all of you who need them.. and s for everyone else

suuuuuuuch a long day today... i'm exhausted... two of my classes seem relatively easy.. the other one is going to kick my butt... the outlandish concert got moved back a month... my first trolley experience was interesting, but totally worth it considering how much i'm saving in gas and parking insha'allah... only $2.55/day roundtrip! i'm eating much healthier... maybe 5-6 different fruits a day... can't say the same about veggies though... a few of my pants fit me the way they used to so i'm excited.. i'm almost almost almost back to my body measurements from like 3 years ago alhamdulillah... i think maybe 10 more lbs to go.. planning on starting the dvd jelly sent me today aaaaaaaaaand now i gotta go study..

[thejellymill]

This sister's blog has caught my attention ever since Bruinrab posted a link to it the other day. I came across this post of hers and I must say, it's a real eye opener. Things we dont even think of....Palestinians who want to be like the Israelis..

[heba]

Originally Posted by zakk

please make dua that something I don't want to happen does not happen.

if it happens I can handle it but it would really suck big time. and i would cry a lot.

hi zakky
duaas hows the babbbyyyyyyyyy?

[sally]

zakk..duas

**

i would like to say that i AM A DRAMA QUEEN AND feel sick and want to throw up everything i ate. I HATE MOOD SWINGS.

[Ilikemyscarf]

Hey you guys, i'm feeling ****ty too. But this cracked me up.

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER
(dating is not an option, its un-Islamic)



NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, religious affiliation and current medical report from your doctor.


1. NAME_________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH____________

2. HEIGHT__________ WEIGHT__________ I.Q. _________ G.P.A._________ NET WORTH ___________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY#___________________DRIVERS LICENSE # __________

4. RANK AT THE MOSQUE _______________________WHAT ROW DO YOU PRAY IN FOR JAMMAT___________________

5. HOME ADDRESS_____________________CITY/STATE_________ZIP/POST CODE_______

6. Does your father have more than one wife? __________


What rank is your mother in your father's harem?_________________

7. Number of years parents married _____________________________________

8. Do you own a camel?_____ A 7-11 or similar enterprise?____ Drive a taxi cab?_________

9. In 50 words or less, what does KHILAFAH mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ____________________

__________________________________________________ ____________________

__________________________________________________ _____________________




10. In 50 words or less, what does the concept of HIJAB mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________




11. In 50 words or less, what does JIHAD and religious martyrdom mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________




12. Mosque you attend? ________________________ How often?___________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, uncle, aunt, cousins, neighbors and mullah?

_________________

14. Answer by filling in the blank please answer freely - all answers are confidential ( That means tell me so I can tell the whole community).

A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is ______________

B. The best place to detonate a bomb is___________________________

C. A womans place is in the_______________________________________________ _

D. The one thing I hope ALLAH does not ask me about on the Day of Judgement is ___________________________

E. The last time I sat at the HOOKA was_____________

F. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is _______________________
(NOTE If answer F begins with a T, H(ijab, that is) or A, discontinue and get back on your camel; keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised).

G. The land of Palestine should be returned to__________

H. I face Mecca ______ time(s) a day.

I. I drink ______ cup(s) of tea a day.

J. I eat with my ______hands ______ kitchen utensils (please check one)

K. Your daughter's dowry is worth

_______her weight in gold

_______the weight of my mother

_______forty camels

_______There is no measure




L. Upon marriage, my wife and I will live (check all that apply)

__________ in an apartment

__________ in a BIG home

__________ with my parents

__________ with her parents

__________ with my other wife(s)

__________ all of the above




15. Are you a Doctor or an Engineer?______________________________________




I SWEAR BY ALLAH THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF
MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH




__________________________________________

Signature (that means write your name, camel jockey)


.................................................. ............................

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.

Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury) not that I would tell my daughter if a boy called ANYWAY. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white turbons and carryinggun cases (You might want to watch your back, we come from a crazy peoples).

[thejellymill]

all it takes for some ppl is 1 word to cut you down.

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

all it takes for some ppl is 1 word to cut you down.

awww... I think you're totally awesome (except your math skills, those totally suck) when you finish your exams, you should eat ice cream.

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by sally

i am sooo creeped out by somebody. EW EW EW barf at creepy people

*breathes creepily down your neck...*

[the_only_one]

salamu alykum ladies,

congrats on all the amazing things that happened while i was gone.
honorary mention goes to fooz, zakk, squeeky. (did i miss anything else?)

ive got a quick question:

for those who've been to Hajj/Umrah: what kinda menstrual contraceptives have you used and how did you find them? oral: 2x day/pills...too annoying....depo shot: side effects? most importantly: were there any irregularites in your cycle afterwards?

thanks a million and du3as all around.

[serendipity_000]

Weird, but every time a guy likes me and I reject him, he ends up getting married exactly 5 months later...like five months exactly for all of them....everyone who wants to get married should like me...