[thejellymill]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

nuh uhh! our english is bestest of all cuz we are like white and stuff and we invented the language and also like to eat fish and chips and my car doesn't always like to start in cold weather but I never could figure out why I change the oil and add anti-freeze maybe it's just old you know when people get old they start to kind of smell funny one time my nephew used the bathroom after grandma and he complained that the bathroom was smelly and then said that he feels bad for old people but old people also make really good pies we knew this one dude who own a pie shop he was probably 500 lbs but his pies were really good cow pies are bad though and that poo really sticks to your shoes I should know cuz when I was younger I had to feed my neigbors chickens when they went on vacation and the chicken coop was in the middle of a cow pasture one thing about chickens when they get out of the coop they run in circles and are hard to catch turkeys though they just run in a straight line so it's easy to catch them I like to eat turkey especially roasted turkey and mashed potates my first food was mashed potatoes or at least that's what my dad says he also told me that my first sentence was "daddy bite" and I said it one morning when he was making breakfast and it's really hard for me to write this huge run-on sentence without any puncutation whatsoever I hope you enjoyed it.

wow.

[sally]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

nuh uhh! our english is bestest of all cuz we are like white and stuff and we invented the language and also like to eat fish and chips and my car doesn't always like to start in cold weather but I never could figure out why I change the oil and add anti-freeze maybe it's just old you know when people get old they start to kind of smell funny one time my nephew used the bathroom after grandma and he complained that the bathroom was smelly and then said that he feels bad for old people but old people also make really good pies we knew this one dude who own a pie shop he was probably 500 lbs but his pies were really good cow pies are bad though and that poo really sticks to your shoes I should know cuz when I was younger I had to feed my neigbors chickens when they went on vacation and the chicken coop was in the middle of a cow pasture one thing about chickens when they get out of the coop they run in circles and are hard to catch turkeys though they just run in a straight line so it's easy to catch them I like to eat turkey especially roasted turkey and mashed potates my first food was mashed potatoes or at least that's what my dad says he also told me that my first sentence was "daddy bite" and I said it one morning when he was making breakfast and it's really hard for me to write this huge run-on sentence without any puncutation whatsoever I hope you enjoyed it.

i almost completely lost hope for your unborn child. however, i remember now that the kid is going to have some immigrant blood in him/her, so all is well. unless dumb white genes mask the smart immigrant genes

[Spice]

Kaheen chal ne dena tum chor ker, mere humsafar, mere humsafar
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[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by sally

i almost completely lost hope for your unborn child. however, i remember now that the kid is going to have some immigrant blood in him/her, so all is well. unless dumb white genes mask the smart immigrant genes

One can only hope that the white jeans will prevail white jeans look totally hot, especially when they are like way super tight and on some fat chick so that she has that little muffin top thing going on

[thejellymill]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

One can only hope that the white jeans will prevail white jeans look totally hot, especially when they are like way super tight and on some fat chick so that she has that little muffin top thing going on

Oh yes, that is the perfect body type we all aim high for

speaking of which, sally why didnt you answer me on the 'south asians have more heart attacks' thread? You ARE the unofficial resident nutritionist/fitness counselor and ignoring people like that just isnt cool

[Spice]

sally and jelly sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G....

[heba]

Heba is currently miserable..

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

awwwww!! Keep your sights on school and work and inshallah in a couple of years you'll be saying "I'm freeeeee" from school and dumb work so you can go get a career and be an awesome husband. Wait.. we're still married right?

I thought YOU were MY husband

[AishaMysha]

MSN Convo:

speaking about my bridal shower:

friend: your make up was awesome last night masha Allah.
me: yeah, i love my new male up.
me: *make up.

[thejellymill]

Originally Posted by Spice

sally and jelly sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G....

Sorry I think you got the wrong person because the love of my life is about to get replied to below..

Originally Posted by iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu

I thought YOU were MY husband

Yes, I like it better that way. For obvious reason....GET IN THE KITCHEN NOW WOMAN, AND MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN BIRYANI WITH POTATOES AND CUCUMBER YOGHURT!!!

[sally]

i hate lesbian jokes. BARF. spice makes far too many of those.

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

Sorry I think you got the wrong person because the love of my life is about to get replied to below..



Yes, I like it better that way. For obvious reason....GET IN THE KITCHEN NOW WOMAN, AND MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN BIRYANI WITH POTATOES AND CUCUMBER YOGHURT!!!

yes dear

[Spice]

Originally Posted by sally

i hate lesbian jokes. BARF. spice makes far too many of those.

Spice is nice and loves rice but hates mice and has never had lice but will always be SPICE!.

[thejellymill]

Originally Posted by sally

i hate lesbian jokes. BARF. spice makes far too many of those.

astaghfirullah sister! you said the L-word

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

astaghfirullah sister! you said the L-word

L word? Leg? Lamb? Leg of Lamb? Lobotomy?