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Zakk: duas, duas, duas.... iA khair  |
04-11-2008, 09:32 AM
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Yeah my skin, alhumdullah is soo clear O_O... i wonder wasup?
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04-11-2008, 09:33 AM
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Salaam
Ever notice once you join an MSA. *SPAM* 
“I need a lotta”
“Are we selling lottas?”
“We need more henna for iftra, Ayla forgot that it was Ramadan and ate it all”
EKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
And everyone responses!!
RE: “I need a lotta”
Salaam (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL)
Brother, you can borrow mine *giggles*
–sexihijab4u
RE: “Are we selling lottas?”
As3salamalaykumwarath9matullahbarak0tuhu
Ya3ni Lil7 A7hmed discolored them during the camping retreat4, mis6taking them for the “hol8e in the floor”
As3salamalaykumwarath9matullahbarak0tuhu
234567u8dont4know1what5i23say45brother
RE: “We need more henna for iftar, Ayla forgot that it was Ramadan and ate it all”
Salaams yo
we can just replace henna with taboo–I mean–tattoos yo.
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04-11-2008, 09:34 AM
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8 days. i should go like....do something, right?
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i smell
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04-11-2008, 09:37 AM
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zakk -
i don't know any if of you remember samar, she used to be a regular here - she just had another baby girl this morning. masha'Allah 
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nah. what are you gonna do besides freak out?
just relax. take it all in. enjoy the festivities and the uptan.
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED IN 8 DAYS.    
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i just enjoyed breakfast in bed. ammis zindabad.
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Fooz: Heck ya, yay! Enjoy it!
Zakk: Duas! Insha'Allah it'll go painlessly and the child will be healthy! |
04-11-2008, 09:45 AM
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duas for zakk&fam!
why won't it stop being busy? 
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stop using my daytime mins. i don't have a bf to pay for that isht.
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duas for zakk&fam!
why won't it stop being busy?
stop using my daytime mins. i don't have a bf to pay for that isht.
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goooooooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooooooooorning faraaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! COME OVER!!
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i smell
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04-11-2008, 09:57 AM
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This is funny.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former ****
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................*****
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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04-11-2008, 10:27 AM
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assalamu alaykum
I want to cut my hair...either a bob cut or layers and a fringe...hmm.
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04-11-2008, 11:12 AM
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dua's for zakk and her family - how exciting!
Good luck fooz. I want to see lots of pictures 
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04-11-2008, 01:12 PM
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Alhumdulillah, alhumdulillah, alhumdulillah!!! 4-6 months and I should be out of immediate debt, as long as I stay good with my money. Then just student loans to go. Alhumdulillah.
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04-11-2008, 01:21 PM
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zakk---duas for you
I don't know, for some reason my allergies this year are extremely bad.
especially right when I wake up. I hate it.
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