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To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size!"
MORAL: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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hahaha... totally repworthy... i have to spread though, damnit 
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08-31-2007, 06:50 PM
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du'aas for chotoomotoo, nooni, and blergh.
i'm also having knee problems... i should probably go get it checked out though. it hurts like CRAZY when i bend my knees, especially my right knee. it felt better after i went hiking but now all the pain is back.  sometimes it gets so bad that i can't pray normally either and have to be sitting in a chair.
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Jazakallah'khair for the dua's. I don't like to complain. Most of the time I can manage, ignore the pain. Sometimes though, I just get so frustrated and feel really fed up.
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As Salaam
Goodness, haven't been here in the longest time ever......
......So for all the ladies with any good news in the past, present, and future, CONGRATULATIONS!!
......And for everyone who's unhappy and in pain, dua'as for you
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salaams pretty ladies!! wow, havent been here in toooo long. i havent talked to anyone either!! what the hellllllll.
doesnt seem like you guys have really missed me though :P
anyway..thought id stop by and say hello. hope everyone is doin well. and gettin ready for school!!! i start on thursday, and im actually pretty exciting. it has been an exhausting 2 weeks, my sister and her husband are down from dubai so we have been busy as hell lately. school will be a nice break lol.
if there are any crazy updates i missed, let me knoww!! i know mostly everyone is away at isna right now though....LOSERS. ok that is all. (k)(l)
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Hi guys. I'm feeling frustrated. I have to go to a baby shower and i don't want to go. I was asked to make a cake and I suck at making and decorating occasion cakes. But I made it anyway and on one hand I hate it because it doesn't look all smashing like a bakery cake and is kind of not flat and on the other hand my husband likes it and says who the heck are they to criticise a cake they asked me to make because it's not like I volunteered to make it. And anyway I hate when people ask me to make something and then place all sorts of requirements on it; just fork out the $$$ and get a bakery cake.
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oh, and here is a picture of the cake.
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aw its cute!!! if they dont like it just shove it in their face  itll be very satisfying
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yeah, maybe I will. I already have baby shower issues with my in-laws since they never threw one for me even when they throw one for pretty much everyone else in the family. I'm traumatized 
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The cake is cute. And you should just charge people. Say it's your new business venture  .
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i think the cake is adorable. and i want to eat it.
... freal though, start charging!!! 
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assalamu alaykum
Zakk that cake is really cute, i hope it's tasty too :P
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Mashallah your cake is really beautiful. I can see why they ask you to make cakes. Your cake is 12908389798623186281972983018207396865375427365 times better than anything I could have made, and I've been making cakes since I was a teenager.
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Hi guys. I'm feeling frustrated. I have to go to a baby shower and i don't want to go. I was asked to make a cake and I suck at making and decorating occasion cakes. But I made it anyway and on one hand I hate it because it doesn't look all smashing like a bakery cake and is kind of not flat and on the other hand my husband likes it and says who the heck are they to criticise a cake they asked me to make because it's not like I volunteered to make it. And anyway I hate when people ask me to make something and then place all sorts of requirements on it; just fork out the $$$ and get a bakery cake.
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It's sank down. It happens when you add too much butter and cream. You decided to go it alone and deviate from the cookbook rules...that's what you get you rebel. There's a way you can fix it, but i can't remember what my sister said.
You could just say that your daughter or son made it. Then they'll think "aww cute" instead of ribbing you for it.
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