[nooni]

yay for good ppl at work

[thejellymill]

awww it's good to see you guys too. I've missed fph and all you fph-ers

Congrats to all the moms-to-be

[nooni]

LOOOOL....

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven".

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?!?!?"

[thejellymill]

hahahahaha nooni man, that's hilarious. I loved the last one about the husband 1.0, I just had to borrow it. And thanks for the reps

[the_only_one]

Originally Posted by jaani

do you work? specifically one that offers a health plan? maybe you should look into it....I'm sure its nothing, but if you're really worried, then just go! Better be able to see than be blind

~j

I work on part time basis only hence i dont have a lot of coverage or none is the better option. But I miss Dr. Cook (my optometrist), when i saw him last time, he had all grey hair. either he's getting old wayyyyyyy too fast or am I growing up.

he's has a super boring job but he makes its so darn interesting. he stresses his vowels too long..

"oooooooooopen your eyes" and "cloooose your eyes" and "noooow teeell me what you seeeeee"

[jaani]

Originally Posted by the_only_one

I work on part time basis only hence i dont have a lot of coverage or none is the better option. But I miss Dr. Cook (my optometrist), when i saw him last time, he had all grey hair. either he's getting old wayyyyyyy too fast or am I growing up.

he's has a super boring job but he makes its so darn interesting. he stresses his vowels too long..

"oooooooooopen your eyes" and "cloooose your eyes" and "noooow teeell me what you seeeeee"

well if Dr. Cook is fond of you, maybe he might cut you a deal.......doesn't hurt to find out, eh?


Nooni: thats hilarious! where are you digging them up from?!

~j

[the_only_one]

Originally Posted by jaani

well if Dr. Cook is fond of you, maybe he might cut you a deal.......doesn't hurt to find out, eh?


Nooni: thats hilarious! where are you digging them up from?!

~j

how do i know if he`s fond of me or not?!

[jaani]

Originally Posted by the_only_one

how do i know if he`s fond of me or not?!

idk, you made him sound all lovable and grandpa-ish, so I thought

~j

[thejellymill]

Holy crap you guys I am freaking out. I have not felt this stressed in months. I went to the doctor today and he told me I need to lower my stress levels because since I'm only 21 there is no other explanation for my anxiety, shaking, twitching and jitters.

Ever since I got back on campus 5 hrs ago it's come back (I went home for the weekend) along with a lump in my stomach and throat and since I came back to my apartment 1/2 hour ago I feel very dizzy (sitting down) and nauseous too. I feel like my heart is going to leap out of my chest

The DR told me its stress...could all these terrible symptoms really just be stress??

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

The DR told me its stress...could all these terrible symptoms really just be stress??

Yes. But has the dr. checked your thyroid levels?

[heba]

ouchie

[iSHi]

I want a new look. Any recommendations!?

[thejellymill]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

Yes. But has the dr. checked your thyroid levels?

No, what are thyroid levels and how are they significant? He said that if I really felt it was low blood sugar, then I should go back to my hometown primary doctor and get a blood test :shrug:

[Salika]

Originally Posted by nooni

LOOOOL....


On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven".

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?!?!?"

Hahahaha heeey I resent that!!!

[Timbit]

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