[zakk]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

wow good stuff, zakk


so the other day, i beat my husband in a race or i forget what it was.. and i said "haha! i am teh winnaaaar!"

him: what the heck is that?
me: you knowwww! 'tayyyyy winnaaaaar' ??
him:
me: T-E-H W-I-N-N-A-R.
him: when will you learn that you cant speak "internet" in real life.
me: i hate you.

:sigh: i do i have a life.. i swear!

[DramaRani]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

wow good stuff, zakk


so the other day, i beat my husband in a race or i forget what it was.. and i said "haha! i am teh winnaaaar!"

him: what the heck is that?
me: you knowwww! 'tayyyyy winnaaaaar' ??
him:
me: T-E-H W-I-N-N-A-R.
him: when will you learn that you cant speak "internet" in real life.
me: i hate you.

:sigh: i do i have a life.. i swear!

I don't get what "Tay Winnar" is besides the winner .

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by DramaRani

I don't get what "Tay Winnar" is besides the winner .

that's exactly what it is...

[DramaRani]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

that's exactly what it is...

Oh. I thought there was something more. I'm sorry .

Okay, here's a fob joke about my brother-in-law. He's been living in America for like over 10 years, I think? Anyway, when my baby nephew was teething, my sister bought my nephew all of these teething toys. One day, my brother in law came home from work to find my nephew chewing on this one toy called a biscuit. So he's like to my sister, "What the hell is that?" And my sister explained that it was a teething toy. My brother in law got upset and asked my sister why she didn't by my nephew a bone. And my sister said, "________ he's a baby, NOT A DOG. Bones are for dogs! NOT BABIES."

[foozball]

Originally Posted by DramaRani

Why are you searching marriable ?

and why are you blogging about it?

[sumiyia]

Originally Posted by DramaRani

Oh. I thought there was something more. I'm sorry .

Okay, here's a fob joke about my brother-in-law. He's been living in America for like over 10 years, I think? Anyway, when my baby nephew was teething, my sister bought my nephew all of these teething toys. One day, my brother in law came home from work to find my nephew chewing on this one toy called a biscuit. So he's like to my sister, "What the hell is that?" And my sister explained that it was a teething toy. My brother in law got upset and asked my sister why she didn't by my nephew a bone. And my sister said, "________ he's a baby, NOT A DOG. Bones are for dogs! NOT BABIES."

hahahahaha..

[fatima]

Originally Posted by iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu

I skipped class today

so did i

Originally Posted by sumiyia

wow good stuff, zakk


so the other day, i beat my husband in a race or i forget what it was.. and i said "haha! i am teh winnaaaar!"

him: what the heck is that?
me: you knowwww! 'tayyyyy winnaaaaar' ??
him:
me: T-E-H W-I-N-N-A-R.
him: when will you learn that you cant speak "internet" in real life.
me: i hate you.

:sigh: i do i have a life.. i swear!

hahah you guys are so cute, mashallah

[Timbit]

Originally Posted by zakk

They're not nightmares. They're just dreams. Usually pregnant women have labor/baby dreams during the last trimester... it's hard to turn your brain off from the approaching events

And, yes. I plan on making dua inshaAllah during labor, because duas in labor are supposed to be accepted.

Interesting read:

THE VIRTUES OF PREGNANCY

· When a woman is pregnant with a child, all the angels will make Istighfar (repentance) on her behalf. Allah SWT will, for each day of her pregnancy, write for her 1000 good deeds and erase from her 1000 bad deeds.

· When a pregnant woman starts to feel the pain from contractions, Allah SWT will write in her records as someone who is doing jihad (spiritual or physical struggle) in His path.

· When a woman becomes pregnant by her husband and he is pleased with her, she obtains the reward of a person engaging in fasting for Allah SWT and a person spending the night in ibaadah (worship).

· A woman from the time of pregnancy until childbirth and weaning the baby, is like the Mujahid (someone fighting in the path of Allah, swa) who is stationed on the frontiers of the Islamic land. If she dies during this period, she dies the death of a shahid (martyr).

· Two raka'at salaat performed by a pregnant woman is better than 80 raka'at salaat performed by a non-pregnant woman.

· A woman who is pregnant gets the reward of fasting during the day and of doing ibaadah (worship) during the nights.

· A woman who gives birth gets the reward of 70 years of salaat (prayer) and fasting. For each vein that feels pain, Allah SWT gives her the reward of one accepted hajj (Pilgrimage to Makkah).

· If the woman dies within 40 days of giving birth, she will die as a shahid (matyr).

(Hadith)......."A woman that dies in her virginity or during her pregnancy or at the time of birth or thereafter (in nifaas) will attain the rank of a martyr"

Nabi(salalaallahu alayhi wassallam) is reported to have also said ".......When her labour pains commence, the inhabitants of the earth and the sky are unaware of the stores of comfort that are prepared for her. When she delivers and breast feeds her child, then she will be granted a reword for every gulp of milk, if she had to remain awake during the night for the sake of the child, she will receive the reword of emancipating seventy slaves in the path of Allah Ta'ala. O Salaamat! Do you know who these women are? They are pious, upright, with a delicate nature yet obedient to their husbands and not ungrateful to them

Nice. Reminds me of what a scholar at RIS said. That it's very easy for women to get into Jannah, heh.
And does it help decrease the pain? Doing dua? Just a little? :hopeful:

EDIT: Deleted part of my post for inappropriate comments. Don't want certain people to find my post 'cause they'd know I was talking about them.

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

yayy for delinquency!! I'm off to houston

[displaced]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

You're not going to get addicted by taking one pill, or even by taking it for a week. To become addicted to pain killers, especially mild ones like codiene and hydrocodone, you have to take them for extended periods of time (like months). Even intermitent exposure will not make you dependent (take for a week for a tooth ache, and in 6 months take it again becuase you fell of a horse).

The effects of being in pain for a short time are far worse than the effects of taking the codiene, so take it and don't feel bad or afraid.

since toothaches related to teeth requiring root canals do not spontaneously resolve, it's unlikely she'd be taking codeine for a day in that case. don't be condescending. I am not interested.

[iSHi]

I don't like when my mommy comes home and starts throwing things and slamming things.

[Spice]

Originally Posted by iSHi

I don't like when my mommy comes home and starts throwing things and slamming things.

It may only be because shes really tired or angry at something, dont worry babe. InshAllah khair

[sarahpasarah]

as'salaamualaikum,

Originally Posted by DramaRani

I have bad, bad [almost fully suppressed] memories of AA - specifically U of M AA. Just reading the words Ann Arbor gives me chills down my spine.

you know you can't leave it at that. please share.

[heba]

hiiiiiiiiiiiii ladies