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01-10-2008, 11:08 AM
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the "getting to know you" process sucks!
"I want to live on a farm, and raise animals and grow stuff will you join me?"
girl: " no"
" how many of my babies do you want to have...cause i was thinking 5"
"as long as i dont have to pay for it i dont care"
girl : "ummm...ok?"
"is ok if I bring my mom along for the after wedding vacation...nobody cooks better than my momma"
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" i know you just finished med school and have debt..but umm...i want my wife to stay home."
girl : umm...
mom: I dont understand why you dont want to marry him!! hes perfect! he wants to have babies!
girl: mom their is no compatablitity!
mom : compatablity!?!! that comes after marriage!
* Disclaimer : loosely based on real life events.
* Copyrighted.
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01-10-2008, 11:50 AM
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it's my birthday.
ahahahaha. like anything is going on today  |
happy birthday!!  
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Allahumma innaka 'affuwwun tuhibbul 'afwa fa'fu 'anni' "
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01-10-2008, 11:53 AM
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Happy Birthday Zakk Lets see what the kids make you.
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01-10-2008, 11:56 AM
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the "getting to know you" process sucks!
"I want to live on a farm, and raise animals and grow stuff will you join me?"
girl: " no"
" how many of my babies do you want to have...cause i was thinking 5"
"as long as i dont have to pay for it i dont care"
girl : "ummm...ok?"
"is ok if I bring my mom along for the after wedding vacation...nobody cooks better than my momma"
girl :
" i know you just finished med school and have debt..but umm...i want my wife to stay home."
girl : umm...
mom: I dont understand why you dont want to marry him!! hes perfect! he wants to have babies!
girl: mom their is no compatablitity!
mom : compatablity!?!! that comes after marriage!
* Disclaimer : loosely based on real life events.
* Copyrighted. |
lmaooo..
i think i have found someone who is compatible and also wants to have babies....but he isnt memon.....
i hate this stereotype...its total bs. why do parents do that  i DONT want to marry a memon. they are ugly
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01-10-2008, 12:20 PM
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memon, hot memon 
SIKE!
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01-10-2008, 12:51 PM
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so I'm in a completely crappy mood, for no reason I can identify. sigh.
so I'm being a total cheeseball and watching dances from 'devdas'. I totally hate almost all desi movies, but this one is the exception (this and lagaan). I think I might pop the actual movie in.
I wish I was half as hot as madhuri dixit.
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01-10-2008, 01:13 PM
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Happy Birthday Zakkaroo !
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01-10-2008, 01:16 PM
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asslamau alaykum
My suitcase used to weigh nothing and now it's 17kg because of dictionaries and arabic learning books, what a smack in the face. What if I want to bring stuff back, huh? My anger is directed into thin air, btw.
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01-10-2008, 01:46 PM
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subha nallah wal 7hamdoulilah la illa illah wallahu Akbar!!!!...
when sumi said, fph du3as has special powers, i didnt experience it until now. thankyou soooooooooooooo much ladies for including me in your du3as. i finally made some of my best decisions today or better yet, it was on my behalf. al hamdoulilah
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01-10-2008, 01:49 PM
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asslamau alaykum
FPH duas worked for me, and for only $19.99!
No, I think they did, thank you ladies I want more, though. more! Make dua I have a safe trip next week insha Allah and it goes as intended if for the best. jazakallahkhair!
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01-10-2008, 01:51 PM
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IM REALLY HAPPY BUT I ALSO WANNA BEAT PEOPLE up.
maybe im violent cuz im starving.
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01-10-2008, 02:12 PM
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thanks, guys.
i get to have cheesecake factory for lunch!
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01-10-2008, 02:38 PM
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thanks, guys.
i get to have cheesecake factory for lunch!
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01-10-2008, 02:54 PM
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ATTENTION FELLOW FPHers
Got acne!? Need a solution?! Try extra virgin olive oil at night. Only $5.99 at you local Safeway. 
Okay seriously, it works pretty great. My routine, wash with cetaphil, use honey mask, wash off than moisturize with the olive oil. I'm not going to lie, my skin isn't 100% clear. But it's less red, the swelling has gone down, and some of the lighter scars are gone. And it makes the skin OH SO soft.
Good luck
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01-10-2008, 03:11 PM
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asslaamu alaykum
i tried that. Also, a friend uses it as her skin is quite dry and it helps makeup to stay on for longer.
I'd say good sleep and plenty of water, that's helped my skin calm down after it decided to have a late teenage outburst!
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